Dewar Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Way to fucking lose on my birthday, Jets. At least I got drunk and beat the hot bartender at bowling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Wow, it's like you're running out of things to be annoying about. Are you actually mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 It was Dodgson you cheeky bastard! Guys. Newman dropped that can full of eggs...that's going to be what causes the sequel! YOU CAN'T DROP JURASSIC PARK ON ME, I AM JURASSIC PARK FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Why else would the camera follow the can all the way into the mud like that. They don't just do that if it's not important!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Wow, it's like you're running out of things to be annoying about.Are you actually mad?You wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Why else would the camera follow the can all the way into the mud like that. They don't just do that if it's not important!! It was just a camera shot! The fucking can only had 36 hours of coolant! You should play the Jurassic Park QTE game though, it was basically Get The Can - The Game. I refused to play it because I hate QTE games, so I just watched a playthrough on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Wow, it's like you're running out of things to be annoying about.Are you actually mad?You wish. You are a strange dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Why else would the camera follow the can all the way into the mud like that. They don't just do that if it's not important!! It was just a camera shot! The fucking can only had 36 hours of coolant! You should play the Jurassic Park QTE game though, it was basically Get The Can - The Game. I refused to play it because I hate QTE games, so I just watched a playthrough on youtube. Come on. You know the first time you saw that, you or someone near you was like all whsipery "Someone's gonna dig that can up in the sequel and get Eaaaaten!!!" I know that movie so well, I can tell you where the reel changes were in the theater version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I was 7 when I saw it, and my Dad's best friend covered my eyes when the Rex ate Gennaro. I thought it was the old fella, and when we all went out a few years ago I told him I'd never forgiven him. He was genuinely hurt at the idea that I thought he would do such a thing (he totally would) and that I had held a grudge for almost 20 years about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Funny. My parents just dumped some boxes of my old stuff on me. And in one of them was a whole stack of dinosaur books I bought that Summer because of that movie: DINOSAURS: REDISCOVERED THE COMPLETE T-REX THE DINOSAURIA That was the last time in my life I was that impressionable and pulled in by something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Pfft, I never stopped being hooked. I still have everything somewhere at home, a bunch of books, magazines and even trading cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 One of the last things I ever taped off the radio was the "world premier" of the movie soundtrack. Still remember the KFUO Classical FM in St. Louis guy (Dick Wabbie???) reading the track lists in his soothing radio voice at the beginning of the tape: "Incident at Isal Nublar...Journey to the Island...Hatching Baby Raptor..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 John Williams is untouchable IMO. JP might not even be his best work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 John Williams is untouchable IMO. JP might not even be his best work. The sad Luke theme from Episode IV is more likely than any other musical theme to be the one I'll try if I can to sing with my last breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 The one where he looks at Tatooine's two suns? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Dodson and the rest of the Shithouse WR Gang (on both teams) were shit all night, but I love how the announcers made sure to blame Dodson for Brady's pass at his feet at the goal line. Cuz Tom ain't never do nuthin' wrong.The Thursday night crew are fast becoming my least favourite announcers. Yes, even more so than Buck.You know, in football Buck isn't as bad. . not good, but he's much worse in MLB. It's the Nance/Simms crew that makes my skin crawl.You're dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 The one where he looks at Tatooine's two suns? Yeah. The "There's nothing for me here now...." one. If I'm capable of vocalizing at the end, I will be belting that shit out and shaking my fist at our stupid paltry single sun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 The one where he looks at Tatooine's two suns? Yeah. The "There's nothing for me here now...." one. If I'm capable of vocalizing at the end, I will be belting that shit out and shaking my fist at our stupid paltry single sun. You really are the best, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Aw, shit. You are officially forgiven for not liking my Lawler joke. And you get some back for spelling Gennaro, Dodgson, and Tatooine correctly without checking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Please, my nerd credentials are impeccable. I follow you on Twitter pal, so we're good on that front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Let Welker go why? That was an ugly game. However, Brady Eyes > Manning Face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paragon11 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Let Welker go why? That was an ugly game. However, Brady Eyes > Manning Face. Bowling shoe ugly at that. Gronk can't come back soon enough at this rate. I do believe the rookie WRs will get it sooner rather than later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 So happy I have Gronk on my fantasy team. He's going to come back and save the season for you fucks. Master Chief, mawfuckas. He looks so happy too. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I was brushing my teeth at the start of the 4th quarter and I almost choked to death when Geno threw that pick in the red zone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 This was every play the Pats were on offense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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