Jiji Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Foz is talking about a natural hat-trick in hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiseReise Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 If a perfect hattrick is three goals in a row, what's four in a row in 20 minutes? A perfect hat-trick is left foot, right foot and header, right? Not three in a row..........or have I been wrong for my entire life? No, you're right. It really depends. In Germany it was three in a row and in one half for a very long time. So there might be different "perfect hat-tricks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 GOD DAMN IT GERMANY STOP DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Foz is talking about a natural hat-trick in hockey.I thought they called that a natural hat trick in soccer too. That's what we called it when Clint Mathis did it for the Metros as part of his four-goal game in 2001 against KC (still the best one-man performance I've ever seen live). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 It would likely have been adopted from hockey. I don't think I've heard that called by British commentators, but who knows. Only ever hear the left/right/header combination referred to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Remember those impostors who were pretending to represent the Mancs?They weren't impostors. Except, they were. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/04/manchester-united-ander-herrera-transfer-farce?CMP=twt_gu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Foz is talking about a natural hat-trick in hockey.I thought they called that a natural hat trick in soccer too. That's what we called it when Clint Mathis did it for the Metros as part of his four-goal game in 2001 against KC (still the best one-man performance I've ever seen live). Clint= LEGEND. Happy with the result of the weekends biggest derby, Metro beats the scum (and their disgusting thug of a coach Ben Olsen, who when we kicked the ball out for an injured player ordered his team not to give back the ball) 2-1! Have fun collecting unemployment Ben! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Remember those impostors who were pretending to represent the Mancs?They weren't impostors. Except, they were. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/sep/04/manchester-united-ander-herrera-transfer-farce?CMP=twt_gu If Daniel Taylor said it, it's a PR blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The many faces of Phil Jones or Kikuchi, which is better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 This gave me a good laugh, from this article on Alan Hansen - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23970986 He was never interested in becoming a manager but when Kenny Dalglish quit as Liverpool boss in 1991, all the papers were saying Hansen would replace him. Alan had absolutely no intention of going for the job but he wanted a bit of fun and said to the coaches: "Can we just pretend that I am the new manager? Get all the players in the room and I will come in and tell them I am the boss." He started saying stuff like 'right you all have to live within 15 miles of the training ground, there are no days off, we are training twice a day, and if you are not playing well we will cut your money'. They were all looking at him with their mouths open thinking that they were in for a complete nightmare when he started laughing and told them the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 If you can, check out Swindon's goal against MK Dons today in League 1. I was watching it at the pub with my Dad and knew Alex Pritchard was going to score with that free-kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I caught the second half of the Stillian Petrov charity match earlier. Parkhead was packed and it was all pretty emotional. Entertaining enough with some great moments. Larsson could probably still get a game for Celtic, and I marked out a bit for Lubomir Moravcik. Anyway this after the final whistle put a lump in my throat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKEbEjrXIhs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I thought the highlight was the guy from One Direction getting crunched by Hebangedawhore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 They showed a sweet highlight of big Bobo smashing Robert Pires too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Monday Morning Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I thought the highlight was the guy from One Direction getting crunched by Hebangedawhore. Video has already been taken down from youtube at least once due to hormonal teenagers flinging cuss words all over the place. I swear when I were a lad Take That fans were far more reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 The internet is to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I caught the second half of the Stillian Petrov charity match earlier. Parkhead was packed and it was all pretty emotional. Entertaining enough with some great moments. Larsson could probably still get a game for Celtic, and I marked out a bit for Lubomir Moravcik. Anyway this after the final whistle put a lump in my throat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKEbEjrXIhs Great stuff. Loved Stan. Well done to the players who turned out for this, even Terry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 I thought the highlight was the guy from One Direction getting crunched by Hebangedawhore. Video has already been taken down from youtube at least once due to hormonal teenagers flinging cuss words all over the place. I swear when I were a lad Take That fans were far more reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Brazilian team uses the rarely seen "Two Goalie" technique to try to win the Serie D playoff game. Of course, the second goalie is actually the team masseur, who then has to flee for his life from angry players. http://youtu.be/O2fv5vELlIY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 Brazilian team uses the rarely seen "Two Goalie" technique to try to win the Serie D playoff game. Of course, the second goalie is actually the team masseur, who then has to flee for his life from angry players. http://youtu.be/O2fv5vELlIY Great find. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The sad thing is that the referee could not award the goal (soccer rules do not have things like american football does, where a score can be awarded for a "patently unfair play"), and the team whose masseur saved those two shots tied this game 2-2 (and advanced on away goals to the final, 3-3) The team who got screwed is taking legal advice and it's being reviewed in the Sports Justice court, but it should've been automatic. Disqualification or at most lenient, force a replay of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Dillon! Yoooouuu son of a bitch." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 How dare you use that line on that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Breaking: Beckham signs for Arsenal on one-year deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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