Burgundy LaRue Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Bryan zealots get what they deserve. They clamored for the guy, they got him, and then he had to vacate multiple belts immediately after. Too bad, so sad, wah-wah-wah. For all we know, his head is being held together by a single tendon or some shit. But he's super popular and we luuuuuuv him, so YES! YES! YES! No, no, no--you had your cookie, ain't our fault it crumbled. Do you want him to die for your sick amusement? Well? DO YA? Sue the WWE? While his wife is on the roster? Yeah, that works out great. Every single time. *kicks Patrick into a dark corner* I'm joking. Except for kicking Patrick into a corner. Because that felt good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 And his corpse would still be more over than Roman. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaldo Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Bryan, Cena, and Johnny Ace. WTF Bellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Speaking of Bryan, wasn't he due for a third test that would either let him finally rassle again or shut him up in terms of wanting to get back in a WWE ring? Has that happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Anyone who uses Seinfeld to get a point across has bad juju in my book. *fetches holy water* Jokes aside, Bryan has been mentioned a couple of times in the Miz-Neville, so it's entirely possible they've got something cooking for him in the works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Speaking of Bryan, wasn't he due for a third test that would either let him finally rassle again or shut him up in terms of wanting to get back in a WWE ring? Has that happened? I might be hopelessly optimistic, but I think if he were never going to come back, they'd have said so, whereas a rehab for a return might be kept quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Bryan zealots get what they deserve. They clamored for the guy, they got him, and then he had to vacate multiple belts immediately after. Too bad, so sad, wah-wah-wah. For all we know, his head is being held together by a single tendon or some shit. But he's super popular and we luuuuuuv him, so YES! YES! YES! No, no, no--you had your cookie, ain't our fault it crumbled. Do you want him to die for your sick amusement? Well? DO YA? Sue the WWE? While his wife is on the roster? Yeah, that works out great. Every single time. *kicks Patrick into a dark corner* I'm joking. Except for kicking Patrick into a corner. Because that felt good! With all due respect: Fuck off. I gave up. He's done. I don't even want to see him wrestle again at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Um... So...here's the thing. It isn't, you know, RESPECTFUL... To, uh, tell someone to..."fuck off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 So? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Yeah, I don't see this thread lasting much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I'll shut up and be a good little lemming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Now now....let's be friends here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I'm at the point where I just live and let live with regards to wrestling. There's absolutely nothing that's worth getting worked up about, one way or the other. Having an opinion does absolutely nothing but get you yelled at, so hey, have at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Supposed to be a comedian. Can't take a joke. Sour, power, Bad Day faux twerking, yes it is--yadda, yadda, yadda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Please, everyone, stop fighting! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA WWE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Sure didn't sound like a joke, but oh well. There's a reason why I refuse to have favorites in wrestling any more. No one's worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 They should seriously have Bryan be doing SOMETHING on these shows, though. The NWA kept Magnum TA doing interviews after his car wreck. WWE can't have Bryan doing backstage stuff or pre-show of RAW stuff? Also, is everyone ready to have many of the same conversations that we've had about Bryan about Sami Zayn in another two or three years? Or about Bayley in another year or two, for that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Also, is everyone ready to have many of the same conversations that we've had about Bryan about Sami Zayn in another two or three years? Or about Bayley in another year or two, for that matter? No. Why bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Dude, how the heck am I supposed to kick you in the corner through our computers? I was being snarky. *picks Patrick out of the corner, walks him back to the rest of DVDVR while holding his hand* We can be this board's Rusev and Lana, DA? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Also, is everyone ready to have many of the same conversations that we've had about Bryan about Sami Zayn in another two or three years? Or about Bayley in another year or two, for that matter? No. Why bother? Because this is a pro wrestling message board for fans of pro wrestling to talk about pro wrestling, you poor morose soul? (Please don't cuss me out for calling you a "poor morose soul.") 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 They should seriously have Bryan be doing SOMETHING on these shows, though. The NWA kept Magnum TA doing interviews after his car wreck. WWE can't have Bryan doing backstage stuff or pre-show of RAW stuff? Also, is everyone ready to have many of the same conversations that we've had about Bryan about Sami Zayn in another two or three years? Or about Bayley in another year or two, for that matter? What can Bryan do that won't involve the mutants hijacking the show? That's the problem with Daniel Bryan, he got too over too quickly and then he never lost so he became a mythical figure who wins titles but never loses them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 They should seriously have Bryan be doing SOMETHING on these shows, though. The NWA kept Magnum TA doing interviews after his car wreck. WWE can't have Bryan doing backstage stuff or pre-show of RAW stuff? Also, is everyone ready to have many of the same conversations that we've had about Bryan about Sami Zayn in another two or three years? Or about Bayley in another year or two, for that matter? What can Bryan do that won't involve the mutants hijacking the show? That's the problem with Daniel Bryan, he got too over too quickly and then he never lost so he became a mythical figure who wins titles but never loses them. He became 94-96 Shawn Michaels? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 They should seriously have Bryan be doing SOMETHING on these shows, though. The NWA kept Magnum TA doing interviews after his car wreck. WWE can't have Bryan doing backstage stuff or pre-show of RAW stuff? Also, is everyone ready to have many of the same conversations that we've had about Bryan about Sami Zayn in another two or three years? Or about Bayley in another year or two, for that matter? What can Bryan do that won't involve the mutants hijacking the show? That's the problem with Daniel Bryan, he got too over too quickly and then he never lost so he became a mythical figure who wins titles but never loses them. I don't think that Bryan in street clothes doing backstage interviews has any risk of the mutants hijacking the show, nor do I think YES chants while Bryan talks to Booker T about how successful Stardust will be against Roman Reigns on the pre-show is a big deal. And "got over too quickly" is just such an amazing thing to type that words...I can't put into them thoughts my properly like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I honestly don't care at all about any of the match results for Sunday. That's a problem. No matter how many "five-star matches" you have, it doesn't matter if people aren't invested in the outcome. P.S. Re: Burgundy: Truce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 OH! Something else that really bothered me. Why did Titus (a face) warn Del Rio (a heel) about a possible Stardust attack (after he'd just tapped to Swagger). Isn't he trying to "help" Stardust? Is this just another case of "All WWE Faces are assholes"? --- Also, after they attacked Xavier Woods, was the crowd chanting "Boo" OR "Boooo-so"? (tm Josh Mann) As Titus had said after he did it, "You don't know what he's capable of" We're there any Authority appearances or mentions last night? I don't remember any. Just a brief mention to say they approved the 16-man match. Plus they were in that commercial about the Smackdown move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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