RIPPA Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I was all excited because I was going to post about how Cibernetico and I are the same age so I was going to be all AT LEAST I AM BETTER THAN CIBERNETICO!!!! But then it went all so horribly wrong RIPPA 10:00 am I am trying to think of luchadores I hate - besides Mil Mascaras and Konnan Fishman of course ED 10:00 am Rayo de Jalasco RIPPA 10:01 am but no one will comment on him aww... you hate him far more than me Vampiro ED 10:01 am oh fuck yeah RIPPA 10:01 am but that will be like Konnan ED 10:01 am I am mostly indifferent to Rayo but there was a period in like 01 where he was clogging up so much shit in CMLL RIPPA 10:02 am Hmmm... Chessman perhaps ED 10:02 am Blue Demon Jr is the drizzle shits oh Chessman is fucking Rey Mysterio Jr compared to like Electro Shock and Cibernetico RIPPA 10:02 am Oooh... Cibernetico I mean he is my age (well like 3 months younger) so that might make me feel better about myself AT LEAST I AM NOT CIBERNETICO ED 10:04 am hehehehehehe I wonder if the Fabi Apache wedding is online RIPPA 10:04 am aww... I didnt know Cibernetico did Burger King commercials ED 10:05 am yeah, speaking of which Cibernetico married Fabi Apache so don't get too cocky about yourself RIPPA 10:05 am God Dammit ED 10:05 am hehehehehe I crush your hopes so easily RIPPA 10:08 am stupid everything RIPPA 10:10 am WAIT WAIT WAIT! RIPPA 10:10 am Luchawiki says Cibernetico is married to valet Apocalipsa I mean it is still the same thing ED 10:11 am Electro Shock is married to Fabi I have no fucking clue who Apocalipsa is RIPPA 10:11 am she is a valet - I am assuming she is hot RIPPA 10:13 am Yeah I have been talking Cibernetico this entire time so that is why I got confused ED 10:13 am wait sorry I am a fuck up Electro is married to LADY Apache RIPPA 10:14 am HA! ED 10:14 am Faby Apache had a kid with Billy Boy RIPPA 10:14 am God maybe I should do Electro Shock then Because Lady Apache.... yeah.... ED 10:15 am yeah, fucking confusing ass AAA RIPPA 10:16 am I think I am just going to post this entire chat ED 10:16 am hehehehehehe I hate AAA fucking miserable shitstain promotion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I'll be with you guys when I finish all the Eric Embry watching Tim put up in a week or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I'd have gone with Electro Shock. Never have I seen such a great gimmick placed on such a shitty luchadore. The fact that Lady Apache brings him cerveza and chicken wings while dressed in a nightie just makes me want to walk in front of a moving bus. No one ever said that life was fair, but that is fucking criminal. But yeah, I hate Cibernetico as much as I hate both Mil Mascaras and Chucky combined. Here is a glimpse of Hell. Cibernetico being so horrible that not even the awesomeness of his tag-team partner, Pierroth, nor Furnas and LaFon can raise this match up to below average.... And then there is Mil Mascaras on color commentary. The Teardrop Suplex that Cibernetico sandbags at the 5:20ish mark probably cost him and Pierroth their work visas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdA Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 In my defense, it is like -40000 degrees...and there is no fucking difference between Cibernetico and Electro Shock. Now, Faby and Lady Apache...yeah...I suck. Mmmm, Faby Apache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I thought the grand prize winner of the Estrellas Sweepstakes was whomever that was that hooked up with Ayako Hamada. Wasn't that Manny Villalobos? Here is Cibernetico's BK commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 You might be a shitty wrestler if.... ... even fuckin Mesias can't carry you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Just for the record - I really could have done without the Cibernetico in what appears to be the Mexican equivalent of Playgirl photoshoot showing up in the Google image search I did 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Thank you US Army and your content filter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Seeing Fabi Apache come up on the chat in the first post and to cleanse the palate of having to see Cibernetico in a Playgirl, I present this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Rex-n-effeckx Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Rippa is a fool as Mil, Electroshock and Rayo can all deliver good matches.I don't think Cibernetico can do much of anything worthwhile. I guess his existence led to the amusing Bizarro Amadeus video packages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Rippa is a fool as Mil, Electroshock and Rayo can all deliver good matches. I don't think Cibernetico can do much of anything worthwhile. I guess his existence led to the amusing Bizarro Amadeus video packages. Just to be clear I just hate Mil - I didn't say he wasn't capable from time to time. Rayo and Electroshock are both hated by ED. I am indifferent to both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdA Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Rippa is a fool as Mil, Electroshock and Rayo can all deliver good matches. I don't think Cibernetico can do much of anything worthwhile. I guess his existence led to the amusing Bizarro Amadeus video packages. Just to be clear I just hate Mil - I didn't say he wasn't capable from time to time. Rayo and Electroshock are both hated by ED. I am indifferent to both of them. Hey! I AM a fool, I cannot deny. Rayo had his moments, I just hated him in 01 when he was clogging up ordinarily good shit. And Mil just bores me. I have seen nothing redeeming from either Electro Shock or Cibernetico. Ever. And I have seen far too much AAA in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Rex-n-effeckx Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Cibernetico tracking down Bizarro Amadeus as he conducts concert for Satan is my favorite Cibernetico memory I have seen nothing redeeming from either Electro Shock or Cibernetico. Ever. And I have seen far too much AAA in my life. Ciber, I'll give you (although I don't think I've ever seen an of the UWA stff where he was being groomed to be next Canek).Electroshock is a guy who is trained in a world of barely trained AAA guys. I really enjoyed his 2010 when AAA was filled with backyarders just hitting each other with garbage to no effect, Electro and Heavymetal worked these old school brawls where a chair shot or shock stick actually had an effect through to his stuff with Wagnermaniacs. In a world of incompetent main eventers he's one of the few competent ones. Also, when Electroshock works like Buddy Landell it is fucking hillarious and amazing.This is a straight up Budro performance where Electroshock works super charismatic incompetent chickenshit against useless pair of Parka Jr and Joe Lider (teamed with Mesias) which is even more amazing as it's essentially part of a face turn.http://dai.ly/xgjz2o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I thought the grand prize winner of the Estrellas Sweepstakes was whomever that was that hooked up with Ayako Hamada. Wasn't that Manny Villalobos? An American hooked up with her too. It's specifically why Zach Arnold hated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdA Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I seem to recall some youngish Ciber from Ron Rivera's TJ stuff that...was...brutal. At least we all agree that Ciber was seemingly always a dogturd. I will admit to having ceased watching AAA around 09 so if there is better Electro stuff, I missed it. Though I do recall his jump to CMLL where he tried to do something other than garbage as being completely hilarious. But, as always, I will trust Tom rather than my memory. And let us not forget, Electro's wedding to Lady Apache! Sadly, we only have this in clipped form thanks to Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdA Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 But yeah, I hate Cibernetico as much as I hate both Mil Mascaras and Chucky combined. How can you have Chucky? HOW? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Rex-n-effeckx Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Don't trust me, my judgment is always suspect.Watch the dailymotion match and see if anyone else enjoys the Budro act as much as I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIK Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 CI BER NE TI COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Dude I fucking love Cibernetico. Not his wrestling but he looks cool and hangs out with cool people so it's all okay. He throws motherfuckers in volcanos. It's all about finding a good niche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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