2013 NCAAF Week 2

[Niners Fan in CT]

The best part about the whole thing was Brent asking Em if the Lions will cover on Sunday. Brent being Brent.

[Raziel]

What the fucking fuck was that????

[Ryan]

The Leper Cons are coming back on the Skunk Bears.

[Charlie M.]

[Ryan]

Maybe he was trying to be Bob Ley.

[Brian Fowler]

HAIL YES!

[The Man Known as Dan]

Now that that's done, let's all point and laugh at Texas who has given up 400 yards rushing against BYU.

[EVA]

Does the Mormon church have prohibition on lube?

[EVA]

Elsewhere in Faded Glory: USC is tied with Washington State at the half...7-7.

[The Man Known as Dan]

The amazing thing about this BYU game is that they could only put up 13 against Virginia last week.

[Charlie M.]

What had happened was Texas forgot you're still allowed to run the ball in football.

[EVA]

This USC/WSU game is agonizing. USC is the only team less fun to watch than Florida.

[Tabe]

Too lazy to create new post so copying from another site:

Great win for Michigan. Gardner gives Michigan their first real QB since Henne graduated. They're a 10-win team last year if he'd played the whole year. Except for one play,he was basically perfect tonight. Awesome. But that one play...

I've seen a lot of football in my lifetime and the pick he threw tonight is the single worst play by a QB I've ever seen. Running backward 15yards and then flinging a pick in your endzone is just awful. Worse than any Denard brain fart.

But I'll take it!

Oh, and excuse me while I laugh:

- at South Carolina coaches fighting on the side

line

- at USC for losing at home to Wazzu while scoring just 7points

- at Texas for getting beaten up - beaten up, not just beaten - by BYU.

[Ryan]

The fix is in, Wisconsin has covered the 45ish point spread two weeks in a row almost to the point.

[Craig H]

Tommy Rees quite possibly has shit for brains. Brian Kelly has a pretty damn good group of RBs, and yet there was Tommy, throwing way more than he should have all because Kelly hit the panic button when the team was down by two touchdowns. What sucks even more is that the receiving corps is quite possibly even better than they were last year, but they've got this completely dead behind eyes bumblefuck at QB.

 

Can we just fast forward to when Zaire starts at QB?

[Tabe]

Yeah, ND gashed Michigan repeatedly straight up the middle, so why throw so freaking often?

[Gonzo]

Your passing yardage totals for this week.

 

Air Force - 108 yards

Army - 76 yards

Navy - 71 yards

 

USC - 51 yards

 

LOLane Kiffin. When you're making the service academies look like Air Coryell, it's probably time to go.

[Craig H]

Yeah, ND gashed Michigan repeatedly straight up the middle, so why throw so freaking often?

 

Even with Golson as QB, I don't think ND wins that game...maybe. There were too many times that players in the ND backfield were out of position. I think it was the first quarter, but Gardner's first big completion came when some ND DB was way, way, way out of position and had to run back to where he was supposed to be. Not only that, but after playing Shoelace so well last year, it looked like the ND defense was really unprepared for a QB with similar, or better, abilities.

[Brian Fowler]

Well, last year, Michigan had a lot of success moving the ball, they just kept turning it over after two or three solid plays.  It was ugly.

 

It's interesting how close the series has been the last several years (Michigan by 4, Michigan by 4, Michigan by 4, ND by 7, Michigan by 11) and yet how one-sided the results have been.

[Burgundy LaRue]

Laney Boy will be begging his dad to put in a good word for him with Jerrah at the rate he's going.