Brian Fowler Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Face/Off is stupid. But it's gloriously stupid. And Travolta going all out to try and out-Nic Cage Nic Cage himself is amazing. It's just such a not John Travolta performance. 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Travolta owned in Face/Off. Face/Off is the stupidest movie ever with the stupidest plot like by the stupidest man. Right, and you're from Texas so it's actually made for you. Face/Off is stupid. But it's gloriously stupid. And Travolta going all out to try and out-Nic Cage Nic Cage himself is amazing. It's just such a not John Travolta performance. They went hard man, it was like a cocaine fuelled kung fu match.
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa. What a sack of shit. And I am not from Texas, FSW. 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa. What a sack of shit. And I am not from Texas, FSW. Well you should be.
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 In Texas' defense, they have the most profitable team in sports while you root for the only team that lost money in the NFL last year.
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 #America Maybe Calvin Johnson can start freebasing crack in the offseason since it's still a hotter commodity in the D than the Lions and get a wacky cross promotion thing going. It worked for Rob Ford! Back on topic, John Travolta is fucking dreadful.
Brian Fowler Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa. Gloriously. Stupid.
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 #America Maybe Calvin Johnson can start freebasing crack in the offseason since it's still a hotter commodity in the D than the Lions and get a wacky cross promotion thing going. It worked for Rob Ford! Back on topic, John Travolta is fucking dreadful. You've shamed yourself here with this needless stereotyping.
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 #America Maybe Calvin Johnson can start freebasing crack in the offseason since it's still a hotter commodity in the D than the Lions and get a wacky cross promotion thing going. It worked for Rob Ford! Back on topic, John Travolta is fucking dreadful. You've shamed yourself here with this needless stereotyping. If you want, Matt Stafford can do crack as well. There will be enough crack to go around. It's a crack party and everyone is invited.
Reed Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa. Gloriously. Stupid. Best part is Joan Allen trying to put in an actual, credible acting performance despite the fact this is obviously the most absurd film ever.
Reed Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Speaking of Allen, Stephen King is on Twitter now and was saying he'd seen an early cut of A Good Marriage and totally loved it. I thought that story was by far the highlight of Full Dark No Stars (and probably could have stood out as a novel on it's own) so I can't wait. Joan Allen is Darcy, and Anthony LaPaglia's playing Bob.
Brian Fowler Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Which story was that? I read the book awhile back, but I don't remember the title to the story now.
Reed Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Which story was that? I read the book awhile back, but I don't remember the title to the story now. Woman finds out her husband of 27 years is a serial killer. I would seriously put it in a list of King's top 10 works. It's embarrassingly superior to the other novellas in that collection.
Brian Fowler Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Ah, the one inspired by the BTK. Gotcha.
Tabe Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 In Texas' defense, they have the most profitable team in sports while you root for the only team that lost money in the NFL last year. If they lost money - which I seriously doubt, despite what Forbes says, it's only because they paid for a lot of their own stadium. The reality, though, is that no team in the NFL loses money day-to-day. The TV contract covers their entire payroll before a single ticket, jersey, parking spot, or hot dog is ever sold.
RIPPA Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Broken Arrow ruled Joan Allen rules Y'all suck 1
RIPPA Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 http://youtu.be/IkZM1Zc0mBU Thank Christ my son never wanted to see the first one either
MarcosLoura Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 First is Dolfan hating on 21 Jump Street "remake" now is Salvage hating on Face/Off. Is this real life? 3
RIPPA Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Well Dolfan is a right thinking American so I don't know what to tell you 1
J.T. Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 Face/Off is completely ludicrous and thinks that reconstructive surgery is magic, but who cares because Castor Troy's matching Springfield M1911's are fucking awesome. I still want a set. 2
Craig H Posted December 17, 2013 Posted December 17, 2013 http://youtu.be/IkZM1Zc0mBU Thank Christ my son never wanted to see the first one either FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK My daughter's head is going to explode when I show this to her later today. 1
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