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Face/Off is stupid.  But it's gloriously stupid.

 

And Travolta going all out to try and out-Nic Cage Nic Cage himself is amazing.  It's just such a not John Travolta performance.

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Travolta owned in Face/Off.

 

Face/Off is the stupidest movie ever with the stupidest plot like by the stupidest man.

 

Right, and you're from Texas so it's actually made for you.

 

Face/Off is stupid.  But it's gloriously stupid.

 

And Travolta going all out to try and out-Nic Cage Nic Cage himself is amazing.  It's just such a not John Travolta performance.

They went hard man, it was like a cocaine fuelled kung fu match.

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Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa.

 

What a sack of shit.

 

And I am not from Texas, FSW.

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In Texas' defense, they have the most profitable team in sports while you root for the only team that lost money in the NFL last year.

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#America

 

Maybe Calvin Johnson can start freebasing crack in the offseason since it's still a hotter commodity in the D than the Lions and get a wacky cross promotion thing going. It worked for Rob Ford!

 

Back on topic, John Travolta is fucking dreadful.

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Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa.

 

 

Gloriously.  Stupid.

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#America

Maybe Calvin Johnson can start freebasing crack in the offseason since it's still a hotter commodity in the D than the Lions and get a wacky cross promotion thing going. It worked for Rob Ford!

Back on topic, John Travolta is fucking dreadful.

You've shamed yourself here with this needless stereotyping.

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#America

Maybe Calvin Johnson can start freebasing crack in the offseason since it's still a hotter commodity in the D than the Lions and get a wacky cross promotion thing going. It worked for Rob Ford!

Back on topic, John Travolta is fucking dreadful.

You've shamed yourself here with this needless stereotyping.

 

 

If you want, Matt Stafford can do crack as well. There will be enough crack to go around. It's a crack party and everyone is invited.

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Travolta's face on his fat, smarmy head would totally fit over Nicolas Cage's Wilson football shaped head and vice versa.

 

 

Gloriously.  Stupid.

 

 

Best part is Joan Allen trying to put in an actual, credible acting performance despite the fact this is obviously the most absurd film ever.

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Speaking of Allen, Stephen King is on Twitter now and was saying he'd seen an early cut of A Good Marriage and totally loved it. I thought that story was by far the highlight of Full Dark No Stars (and probably could have stood out as a novel on it's own) so I can't wait. Joan Allen is Darcy, and Anthony LaPaglia's playing Bob.

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Which story was that?  I read the book awhile back, but I don't remember the title to the story now.

 

Woman finds out her husband of 27 years is a serial killer. I would seriously put it in a list of King's top 10 works. It's embarrassingly superior to the other novellas in that collection.

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In Texas' defense, they have the most profitable team in sports while you root for the only team that lost money in the NFL last year.

If they lost money - which I seriously doubt, despite what Forbes says, it's only because they paid for a lot of their own stadium.  The reality, though, is that no team in the NFL loses money day-to-day.  The TV contract covers their entire payroll before a single ticket, jersey, parking spot, or hot dog is ever sold.

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Face/Off is completely ludicrous and thinks that reconstructive surgery is magic, but who cares because Castor Troy's matching Springfield M1911's are fucking awesome.

 

I still want a set.

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