Ramsey Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Yeah, odd question yet one you've all considered. Simple question, what male pro-wrestler (all-time) do you legit think you could beat in a fight. Obviously, this is a thread that should not feature the words "Harley" or "Haku." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Hornswoggle /endthread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Yeah, odd question yet one you've all considered. Simple question, what male pro-wrestler (all-time) do you legit think you could beat in a fight. Obviously, this is a thread that should not feature the words "Harley" or "Haku." Or Mark Curtis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm gonna roll the dice and say that Trish Stratus could beat the shit out of most people on this board. That said, I think I could take Kofi. It only takes one ball punch to counter all of that pointless jumping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm over 200 lbs. I've done some judo and jiu jitsu, and spent a lot of my teens getting into fights so I could probably take Spike Dudley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fandango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Depends. Am I wearing a polo shirt during the fight? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 Depends. Am I wearing a polo shirt during the fight? I think that goes without saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I feel pretty safe saying that I think I could take Honky Tonk Man. In his prime, even! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 So... all of them obviously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Downtown Bruno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fandango He's billed as 6'4" 244, even if his size is blown up, that is not a guy you want to get into a fight with. Unless we are basing this on kayfabe, and then this discussion gets really fun. I'd beat Kidman's ass, because I wouldn't try to powerbomb him. I'd kick the shit out of Sid, because I'd see every single punch coming. I can't see myself losing to Santino, because I'd take the sock out of his trunks and then he'd not have any offense worth worrying about. I could probably do this all day, but I have to go to the dentist and hopefully Isaac Yankeem isn't there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You guys are selling yourselves short. All it takes is one irish whip into oncoming traffic and you're solid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Why is everyone not saying Miz? For God sake even if you're an obese stained-AJ-Lee-t-shirt-wearing arthritised-up Animal Crossing addict. For all that is holy and the sake of basic decency at least front on the internet that you could beat up Miz! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 The Miz and C.M. Punk. There are others, but I don't want to seem or act like a tough guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Yeah, odd question yet one you've all considered. Simple question, what male pro-wrestler (all-time) do you legit think you could beat in a fight. Obviously, this is a thread that should not feature the words "Harley" or "Haku." Meng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 The Miz and C.M. Punk. There are others, but I don't want to seem or act like a tough guy. You'd have to find CM Punk first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Current-day Hayabusa. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm actually shocked it took 18 posts for that type of response 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Why is everyone not saying Miz? For God sake even if you're an obese stained-AJ-Lee-t-shirt-wearing arthritised-up Animal Crossing addict. For all that is holy and the sake of basic decency at least front on the internet that you could beat up Miz! Thank you for making me laugh aloud. You'll get a like when I have 'em back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 This thread makes me wish ResidentEvil was still a member. I bet he'd have these awesome battles where he and Davey Richards are battling Jerry Lawler, while the girls from TATU are tied to a train track. After every punch he'd land he'd say something like "I'm really busy I have to go." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm actually shocked it took 18 posts for that type of response Good shocked or bad shocked? Cuz I had the thought "Dynamite Kid", but then I decided nah, even in the wheelchair he'd break my leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fandango He's billed as 6'4" 244, even if his size is blown up, that is not a guy you want to get into a fight with. Unless we are basing this on kayfabe, and then this discussion gets really fun. I'd beat Kidman's ass, because I wouldn't try to powerbomb him. I'd kick the shit out of Sid, because I'd see every single punch coming. I can't see myself losing to Santino, because I'd take the sock out of his trunks and then he'd not have any offense worth worrying about. I could probably do this all day, but I have to go to the dentist and hopefully Isaac Yankeem isn't there. Fandango looks like one of those guys who might be deceptively big and scrappy in a frat boy bar fighting sort of way (like when the guys in Boiler Room get in a bar brawl). Old school guys, Jake's a fairly tall guy and looks mean but if Bret Hart's book is to be believed, wanted nothing to do with real life fighting. X-Pac looks fairly non-threatening as well. Stan Lane's "white boy fu" doesn't make me shake in fear either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm actually shocked it took 18 posts for that type of response Good shocked or bad shocked? Cuz I had the thought "Dynamite Kid", but then I decided nah, even in the wheelchair he'd break my leg. That was actually my first thought as well, but then I thought "Nah, that guy looks pretty cranky. He'd probably beat me up with a cane." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm actually shocked it took 18 posts for that type of response Good shocked or bad shocked? Cuz I had the thought "Dynamite Kid", but then I decided nah, even in the wheelchair he'd break my leg. Harley Race is in a wheelchair/using a walker and is 71 years old. I still wouldn't risk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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