AEW - MAY 2022

[Matt D]

Duct tape Omega together until he looks like the Yeti?

[John from Cincinnati]

Wonder if Punk posts a tweet in support of his coworker.

[Octopus]

If you loved Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel, you’re gonna love Fake MJF.

[Cobra Commander]

4 minutes ago, John from Cincinnati said:

Yep. And fans of drama are eating good.

in lieu of food, some people will be dining on accusing others of not having consistent takes about Sasha and MJF

[John from Cincinnati]

Just now, Octopus said:

If you loved Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel, you’re gonna love Fake MJF.

How they gonna get Miz? 

[Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie]

Just now, Octopus said:

If you loved Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel, you’re gonna love Fake MJF.

Does Fake MJF wear a bootleg of bootleg Burberry? How can we tell?

[Octopus]

1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said:

in lieu of food, some people will be dining on accusing others of not having consistent takes about Sasha and MJF

Yeah, well..you see the thing is..

[Cobra Commander]

you see.. when it happens to our guy Coach Tony K, it's awful..

[Octopus]

7 minutes ago, Stefanie the Human said:

Does Fake MJF wear a bootleg of bootleg Burberry? How can we tell?

[Curt McGirt]

They make Burberry colored duct tape (there's a roll at my job), have somebody wrap their gear in it 

[Matt D]

Guys, I think Kip’s ready to take the paper bag off.

[Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie]

Well I was hoping for someone to make the Mitch Hedberg joke about remixing a remix so it comes out sounding the same.

I should have been clearer about the assignment... lol

[Octopus]

Just now, Matt D said:

Guys, I think Kip’s ready to take the paper bag off.

Let’s not do anything drastic

[Octopus]

1 minute ago, Stefanie the Human said:

Well I was hoping for someone to make the Mitch Hedberg joke about remixing a remix so it comes out sounding the same.

I should have been clearer about the assignment... lol

Damn it, I should have Hegberged and like a rookie I Foxsworthied.

[Matt D]

Coach K, in case you’re lurking here, please listen to me: I know you’re tempted but the answer isn’t Brian Cage. 

[nofuture]

Apparently this is the flight MJF is booked on:

[Cobra Commander]

best wishes to the dork who is spending his evening hanging out in the Harry Reid Airport in Las Vegas trying to spot MJF

[Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie]

7 minutes ago, Octopus said:

Damn it, I should have Hegberged and like a rookie I Foxsworthied.

That's okay, just act like you made that post in a restaurant, because the customer is always right.

[John from Cincinnati]

14 minutes ago, Matt D said:

Coach K, in case you’re lurking here, please listen to me: I know you’re tempted but the answer isn’t Brian Cage. 

Hate myself for stopping and thinking about it for even half a second when scrolling down the roster page.

[Fartsauce]

While I've been blasting one out the last 28 minutes, I've had time to think about this. 

 

If this is some kind of work, Tony is risking people not ordering the show.

 

If it is legit a shoot, what the hell happened? I actually think they could get more mileage out of this storyline by having MJF win tomorrow. 

[NoFistsJustFlips]

You need a big star. Like a tippy top of the card guy if a replacement is needed.

On short notice and based on who has contracts and where, and who is presumably in the country and not at a wedding... I have Wardlow come out. MJF's entrance, nothing. Ten count. Count out forfeit win. Crowd is booing. TK comes out on the ramp and does the MJF isn't here. He tried to stop Wardlow's ascent by not letting him earn a contract. Well Wardlow our lawyers are awesome and they got you out of that shitty deal. You're a full on AEW wrestler now.

And this audience deserves better. They deserve to see you wrestle a big name replacement. Someone we've never seen in AEW before. A former world champion. It's time to really test how good you are Wardlow. Out comes Braun Stroman. You let them go all out in the hoss-iest hoss fight ever and Wardlow wins clean as a sheet in about 8-10 minutes.

I love the idea of Miro vs Wardlow, but I would prefer if we're gonna get that to have a full story behind it first. We'll see tho. Shades of grey and all, this could still be work-shooty enough that MJF has legit gripes but still works the show.
 

[Octopus]

31 minutes ago, Matt D said:

Coach K, in case you’re lurking here, please listen to me: I know you’re tempted but the answer isn’t Brian Cage. 

[Cobra Commander]

Better Call Saul split their season and will finish it in July

Stranger Things split their season and will finish it in July

Naturalmente, Double or Nothing will split their show and finish it in July

[Octopus]

[Octopus]

 

someone else post so I don’t triple post worthless memes. I’m feelin silly and I’m sleep deprived 

Edited May 29, 2022 by Octopus