For the BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS~!

[The Natural]

[The Natural]

[DEAN]

Pentagon Jr and Villano IV bleed a bunch!

 

[DEAN]

Hellboy and Cerebro Negro bleed like freaks.

 

[Elsalvajeloco]

[Elsalvajeloco]

(timestamped) The Midnight Express (Dennis Condrey & Randy Rose) w/ Norvell Austin vs. Rick(y) Morton & Eddie Gilbert

This actually belongs in both this thread and the Cutting A Fucking Promo thread. This features a young Eddie Gilbert who is willing to get color for any reason and also walking heat machine Norvell Austin getting into an awesome screaming match with racist Tommy Gilbert, who I think calls Norvell a "black **something inaudible**". Norvell doesn't fold though and just runs down Tommy's son and pisses Tommy off even more. Then the cherry on top is Norvell Austin screaming, "AIN'T NOBODY BAD LIKE US! AIN'T NOBODY BAD LIKE US!" and blowing his whistle. Finally, accidental visionary Randy Rose chimes in with, "BLOOD AND GUTS, BABY! BLOOD AND GUTS!".

You goddamn right, Randy.

[DEAN]

JAYZEUS!  Hellboy takes the cake. THEN, Cerebro Negro says. "Hold my beer."

 

[DEAN]

Taya Valkyrie is awesome because she knows that if it's Triplemania, you BLEED!

 

[DEAN]

HOLY CRAP!  THIS is a MEXICAN BLOODBATH!  The Traumas carving up dudes is the best Traumas.

 

[Wyld Samurai]

On 8/23/2022 at 10:20 PM, Death From Above said:

Saw this and instantly thought of you @DEAN

 

Damn. I will never doubt El Dandy again.

[Doragon]

[Pete]

On 10/13/2022 at 11:33 PM, John E. Dynamite said:

One second into the match Mad Dog Conelly shoots a completely believable single leg and I was in. The key here was the urgency. They're either preening/appealing or trying to win, there's no akward gristle between those states. The real-quick Necro chairpunch brawl. Demanding, not asking, for a chair shower. And the occasional technical stuff being so competent as to suggest that either dude could win with a suplex or a guillotine or whatever. I have misgivings about the finish (was that supposed to be a joshi tribute or a Memphis tribute) and there's no good way to electrify a nipple if you're not gonna actually electrify a nipple (so don't). But boy oh boy that was a choice two-rows-of-fans indie bloodbath. And you get the idea that they've got a lot more matches like this in them.

I read that as "no awkward gristle between those steaks" because hot damn, what a metaphor that would be.

[DEAN]

A little Big Japan to satiate our bloodlust.

 

[DEAN]

Maximo remembers that he is a Brazo as they use blood to show they mean business in this match.  So fucking cool.

 

[DEAN]

Hey!  Look what showed up today!  Megumi Kudo vs Shark Tsuchiya! OG garbage wrestling!

 

[DEAN]

ERIC YOUNG!

 

[DEAN]

Abdullah Kobayashi!

 

[DEAN]

The Cerebros versus the Pandemoniums UPS THE ANTE by bringing in BLOOD.  This is fucking great.

 

[DEAN]

Aster Boy and Puma de Oro ALSO bleed like freaks!  GREATEST IWRG EPISODE EVER!

 

[DEAN]

ALLRIGHT!  MEXICAN BLOODBATH!

 

[DEAN]

Dory Funk bleeds like it's 1974.  This had to make the cover of the Wrestler.

 

[thee Reverend Axl Future]

60 minutes? Shite, I'm blown up just from watching that. Brisco's death flop selling is thee ginchiest.

[DEAN]

Dove Pro, a deathmatch promotion in Hiroshima, has a LOT of blood.

 

[Elsalvajeloco]

Had to rip this myself:

The Bloody vs. Yoshiko Tamura (NEO St. Battle Day 2004 Part 1 09/20/2004)

Yoshiko Tamura does her best impression of Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 13. Like a goddamn crime scene.

The match is also excellent.

[DEAN]

7 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said:

Had to rip this myself:

The Bloody vs. Yoshiko Tamura (NEO St. Battle Day 2004 Part 1 09/20/2004)

Yoshiko Tamura does her best impression of Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 13. Like a goddamn crime scene.

The match is also excellent.

Yoshiko Tamura was so fucking awesome.