Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa. ??? The waterslides there are pretty half-assed. Deflecting isn't going to stop the douche chills I got from that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Hey, if you don't mind the only thing between your younglings and a 600 lb cat being a poorly constructed, open air vehicle, go ahead and make the reservations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Hey, if you don't mind the only thing between your younglings and a 600 lb cat being a poorly constructed, open air vehicle, go ahead and make the reservations. You realize that Africa is a CONTINENT and that does not accurately represent AN ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT? That shitty film looks like it was filmed in Sun City and Sun City doesn't have safaris, dumbass. It's a resort and casino. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 When Adam Sandler releases a trailer of him visiting the Giza pyramids or an easily identifiable Mediterranean coastal town, I'll revise my statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 However, taking your kids to Hollywood Africa is probably a bad idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 When Adam Sandler releases a trailer of him visiting the Giza pyramids or an easily identifiable Mediterranean coastal town, I'll revise my statement. You are a stupid and racist fucking moron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. TBH Mark Henry Productions should have its own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 When you go, remember that Purina is not, in fact, the kitties preferred brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 When you go, remember that Purina is not, in fact, the kitties preferred brand. Don't backpedal from your shit, dude. Apparently, going to Europe will put you a Taken like scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So I'm racist against both Africans AND Western Europeans? Good thing I actively support the Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Guys. I'm thinking of taking my kids to hang out at a youth hostel in Slovakia. I hear it's pretty happening (and I might even get lucky....!). Does this sound like a good idea? it's surprisingly affordable and the travel agent lady seemed really enthusiastic to sign us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So I'm racist against both Africans AND Western Europeans? Good thing I actively support the Japanese. You can be a man if you want and actually address what you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 No, you got me. I'm a racist prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Update: I've gone ahead and gotten the tickets. The airlines must have some new weird regulations because the person I talked to asked me to measure everyone's heads. Like, are the seats that packed together now? Anyway. I'll let you know how beautiful eastern Europe is. So much history...and hot Eruo-babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 No, you got me. I'm a racist prick. You're a racist prick because you said parents should not take their kids to ANY country in a particular continent. You know how fucking ridiculous that sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. TBH Mark Henry Productions should have its own thread. It's already played out, giving it its own thread would just kill it dead. It was fun though. Now the "Who's The Racist Witch Hunt" that seems to be going around the board lately could probably be stowed away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Didn't realize awareness about geographic locations made one a racist. I believe you have that and the term "geographist" confused. Maybe if I had peppered the post with "BECAUSE THE NATIVES MIGHT EAT'EM," I could see your point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. TBH Mark Henry Productions should have its own thread. It's already played out, giving it its own thread would just kill it dead. It was fun though. Now the "Who's The Racist Witch Hunt" that seems to be going around the board lately could probably be stowed away. This isn't a witch hunt. He said something EXTREMELY stupid and moronic. That's par for the course on here, but it is also VERY disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So far the trip is going great. These really cute girls just gave me a drink! I still got it!!!! Has anyone seen my kids? Wait...do I have kids...I feel...fuzzy. I probably should have just gone to Africa. Did I remember to let Liam Neeson know where I was going to be? I only ask because he's supposed to water my plants when I'm away. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. TBH Mark Henry Productions should have its own thread. It's already played out, giving it its own thread would just kill it dead. It was fun though. Now the "Who's The Racist Witch Hunt" that seems to be going around the board lately could probably be stowed away. This isn't a witch hunt. He said something EXTREMELY stupid and moronic. That's par for the course on here, but it is also VERY disrespectful. I don't disagree, but I don't think there was more thought put into it than "don't take kids to places with lions" either. So while I'm on your side, I would ask what's your ideal way for this conversation to end, and do you think you are going to get it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I'm having a hard time ending my bit too. Can we just all stop and go back ridiculing billionaire Adam Sandler. He is the Kevin Nash of movies, right? Or the Bischoff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Only Stephen Chow can make me get over terrible CGI. Chow's first take on the stories (the Chinese Odyssey films) had terrible special effects even by 1990's Hong Kong standards and were still pretty enetrtaining. I've yet to hear a single bad review of this new version and it is China's all time box office champ. Thankfully, it's getting released in the US by Fox and not the Weinsteins, so we won't get a version cut down to 90 minutes with rap shoehorned into the soundtrack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. TBH Mark Henry Productions should have its own thread. It's already played out, giving it its own thread would just kill it dead. It was fun though. Now the "Who's The Racist Witch Hunt" that seems to be going around the board lately could probably be stowed away. This isn't a witch hunt. He said something EXTREMELY stupid and moronic. That's par for the course on here, but it is also VERY disrespectful. I don't disagree, but I don't think there was more thought put into it than "don't take kids to places with lions" either. So while I'm on your side, I would ask what's your ideal way for this conversation to end, and do you think you are going to get it? He can just apologize for being a douchebag. That would be a good start. You don't say some James K. Vardaman type rhetoric and expect people to be cool with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Maybe if I had peppered the post with "BECAUSE THE NATIVES MIGHT EAT'EM," I could see your point. Might as well because it couldn't have been any dumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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