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The deluxe Bray Wyatt looks like John Candy, if John Candy was a caveman.

That Born Again artist edition is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Can't wait for the Kirby New Gods one coming soon.

Finally finished reading Irredeemable. That ending stretch stank.

When is Hogan going to go in?

I remember a kid giving this really weird weak middle finger when he thought his mom wasn't looking. This was right after Mania XX. Other than that most wrestling I went to has been a bunch of other fat old guys sweating and buying DVDs.

Weather's good. It's Saturday. It ain't even noon yet. Two pounds of filet mignon from the butcher shop pre-chunked up for kabobs. Grill is cleared for take off. Screaming hot charcoal chimney is white hot. Haven't even gone to the liquor store yet.

Fuck this bullshit where I just spent a fucking hour resetting passwords on all my important shit. God damn hassle. FUCK

If ghosts are real why don't they land their UFOS on the White House lawn? Case closed.

Hold out to see which console gets the exclusive Jeff Speakman DLC.

Hitman is old Connor MacLeod from Highlander 2.

I knew it was going to be huge but this is just a gigantic honking bastard of a tome.

Riders of the Damned and the Junior's Eye's cover.

I hate the lady with the big stupid poofed out hair and the karate master costume. I hate Nadia G's impossible to place accent. I like Steven Raichlen, Johnny Nix and Nigella's big bodacious beef bazookas. I don't think he's a chef but that fucking Three Sheets guy and his stupid friend with a beard can eat shit. Fuck those wimpy turds.

My go-to create a mans were Vigo and Incredible Hulk.

Finally saw Deer Hunter and Citizen Kane. My review: "eh." Mainly I just noticed how much Batman TAS was aping. Watched that fucking Warriors movie a couple weeks ago. My review:

It's like if Wil Wheaton wasn't gay.

I think I may just be caught up in the afterglow of shaving the beard I've had since September. Impedes soup enjoying potential.

I made a chili with 5 pounds of meat and no beans and it was bland as hell. Had a combination of bacon and hamburger and let the fucker stew for over two hours and it still stank. Eating good, natural casing brats in supplement is the true path. I'd even get rid of the beans but shit is tasting too good. Maybe triple mushrooms. The fact that I've naturally gravitated towards a full vegetable chili is speaking volumes to my palate. This new shit is kicking my ass and is probably closer to a vegetable soup minus all the shit I hate (tomato pieces, green beans). Only takes as long as it takes for you to chop your shit up. It's feeding my fat ass for seven entire gut tapping meals. If I can get real fast with my chopping, this motherfucker will be in my gut within 15 minutes. The cheese is the most expensive ingredient. Ghost peppers are just too god damned unpredictable. They fluctuate like jalapenos. One time you'll have a mellow trip and another time you'll get hit with bear mace. I really can't wait 'til there's some actual fucking weather outside so I can start using my own damn peppers again. My friend grew some ghost and the fuckers would glow orange in the dark. Nuclear. I don't think they ever got used in anything practical outside of the initial "well this is new, I wonder if it'll make me shit lava?" zone. He dried 'em all out and they just seem to get pulled out as drunken party favors where you have someone smell the ziploc. In my opinion, real hot shit has kind of a cheesy, dairy aroma.

Chili recipe 4 green peppers 3 serrano 1 onion (any variety) 2 bigass chili bean cans 1 bigass corn can 1 tomato sauce (or sub hunt's zesty spaghetti sauce) mushrooms (any variety) chili powder (probably not necessary) cumin 36 summer shandy Be sure to get good bigass firm green peppers. Put onion in freezer while cutting your green peppers. Don't waste any good green pepper flesh from the top and bottom. Put it in a giant pot. Turn on the heat. Half-way is fine. Add powder shit to the vegetables. Let it sweat. Drain as much water as you can from the corn. Then add the canned shit. Splash water in tomato can then stir it to get all the shit out of it and pour it in the pot. Cook until hungry. Eat good meat separately. This should last about a week. Add grated cheese and pickled jalapenos. Drink beer as needed. Use better peppers if available. Habanero is MIA at my grocery.

It's just raining chunky snow that accumulates and melts. On a God Damned Saturday.

Did Jesus use the Crucifix? Cross arm-breaker? Razor's Edge?

3DS fire emblem was finally cheap on amazon. Thank jesus.

I need that shirt DiBiase is wearing.

Just have 'em watch Tony Halme VS Scott Norton on loop.

The only other game I followed before launch as closely as Alpha Protocol was Kingdoms of Amalur. Difference was that Amalur fucking ruled when I got to play it.