I'm not sure I'm prepared for the CFL to have a heel Doug Flute. But when idiots that understand nothing about football talk about how Tebow would tear up the CFL, the guy they are actually talking about is Manziel.

 

Of course that won't matter because he's going to get a billion dollars from Jacksonville or the Browns.

And then five years later will tear up the CFL. . .

 

 

Its possible but it would be pretty unusual.

And now we've got a football game.

 

Come on, A&M, you know you have to drive the stake into the heart of the vampire when you have the chance.

Holy fucking shit.

Y'all excuse me why I try and find where all this dust came from

 

http://youtu.be/h2g7jKLBhUk

And there's your play of the game/week/year right there. . . .

Holy mother of Eli to David Tyree

.........................

 

 

 

 

Uh.............

 

 

 

Wow

Video game graphics are fucking great these days. You can't tell if it's real or not.

 

Jesus Christ. That was...yeah.

FOOTBALL

Johnny Football = BMF

He was looking downfield the whole time he was evading the rush. That's more impressive than the throw.

Hate that guy if you want but he can ball.

Oh wow. Turrible.

Aaaaand then he throws a pick in the end zone.

Welp, that'll help Bama.

When they showed Johnny M appear to rear back and laugh after that incredible dodge the tackle and then epic throw, I'll pretend he was cackling like The Million Dollar Man. He might as well walk around in public with the Million Dollar Belt.

He was looking downfield the whole time he was evading the rush. That's more impressive than the throw.Hate that guy if you want but he can ball.

As long as he doesn't turn  hardcore bible thumber, Ol Johnny football is the best heel college football has had in a LONG time. . .

TD Kenny Bell. Fun fact: he quit the team for a day after the VT game.

Like I said, stake.  Heart.

 

Also, Oregon/Tennessee is no longer interesting.

 

He was looking downfield the whole time he was evading the rush. That's more impressive than the throw.Hate that guy if you want but he can ball.

As long as he doesn't turn  hardcore bible thumber, Ol Johnny football is the best heel college football has had in a LONG time. . .

 

 

I hope he starts acting like a bible thumper just to troll the hell out of ESPN, Tebow fans, etc. He's awesome and I don't even think he's a heel. More of a Steve Austin-esque face.

 

 

He was looking downfield the whole time he was evading the rush. That's more impressive than the throw.Hate that guy if you want but he can ball.

As long as he doesn't turn  hardcore bible thumber, Ol Johnny football is the best heel college football has had in a LONG time. . .

 

 

I hope he starts acting like a bible thumper just to troll the hell out of ESPN, Tebow fans, etc. He's awesome and I don't even think he's a heel. More of a Steve Austin-esque face.

 

Well he could be a mid-late 80's flair. . .the type you root like hell against, but secretly love. .

Ahahaha, so apparently, this happened this morning:

 

http://youtu.be/rX5KQNUS0OY

 

 

God bless you, Terry Bradshaw.

That's BULLSHIT. Clearly wasn't targeting.

He was looking downfield the whole time he was evading the rush. That's more impressive than the throw.Hate that guy if you want but he can ball.

As long as he doesn't turn hardcore bible thumber, Ol Johnny football is the best heel college football has had in a LONG time. . .

I hope he starts acting like a bible thumper just to troll the hell out of ESPN, Tebow fans, etc. He's awesome and I don't even think he's a heel. More of a Steve Austin-esque face.

Well he could be a mid-late 80's flair. . .the type you root like hell against, but secretly love. .

"MY CLEATS COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE, PAL!" Yeeeeah, that's probably the most accurate.Also, Ha ha @ Ha Ha

TJ, what are you doing, man? Johnny doesn't need help.

28-14 at the half and Bama gets the ball first, so I should be feeling good, but I can't help but feel like Johnny is just setting us up for the one thing his Heisman reel is lacking: a dramatic comeback.