Grand Theft Auto V Talk.

[J.T.]

Today has been pretty hardcore.  Working on a serious migraine. 

 

Gonna grab dinner and pain meds when I get home.  If I still have a bad 'tude, I will jump into free mode to help rid the world of all window licking, yolo swagging white dots provided that we're not trying to do something constructive.

[CSC]

First of all I had to take it easy on the lil like button. Didn't wanna run out again. Secondly if the lil bastard just had one hand, then I've gotta 14 1/2 pecker work for the porn industry and therefore am paid to have sex with beautiful women. But the truth is that lil fucker was flyin that jet better than I ever have, and the only sex I get may involve money but it's me drivin under the pier on vespucci beach payin a street ho to sit on my lap or play the old 6 in skin flute till my hearts content.

The reason I say shoot him shoot him takes me back to another place and time....well actually same place Los Santos. When I wanted a lil pup to take under our wing so we could raise him up into the best dalm killa to ever be seen, this happened. I got a lil low level kid in with me on titan of a job. I kill every lil dot and he runs for the titan. I ask can you fly or do you want me to. "Oh imma good pilot" he says. I get inna chopper and follow. He keeps missin the runway I'm talkin 5 or 6 times. He then says [not quite the 1 hand but almost as good (may my hand is asleep my hand is asleep I land these all the time but my hand is asleep my hand is asleep)]. Then I watch and the titan BLOWS THE FUCK UP INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN. Next voting screen...."my hand isn't asleep now man wouldn't ya know it as soon as the missions over"

This is why I say kill all white dots...no mercy....mean?....probably but, better than havin a lil one hand or asleep hand or no fuckin hand bitchin on the chat because his pussy itches and he has no way to scratch it

 

Oh God I just remembered first thing yesterday morning, me in my ridiculous golf outfit and you dressed like usual, looking like the weirdest couple ever other driving around in a golf cart hunting for Sandking XL's.  I was dying the whole time. 

 

Funny enough, I logged on this morning, walked out of my apartment and one drove by like 10 seconds later.

[RUkered]

If there's a reward for least valuable player in a team DM win, I deserved it for misanthrope's created match. Kills - 0. Deaths - 0. Shots fired - 0. Number of enemy spotted - 0. I would've been just as helpful taking a ride on the ferris wheel, and I still got paid. Fortunately my teammates had their shit together.

I still want to know how Chris (at least I think it was Chris) survived 2 heavy sniper rounds in a row before somebody else got him. I know I only winged him, but that was damned frustrating.

Was that when I was running for my life out in the open trying like hell to take cover behind that massive tree? I just kept getting hit and hit and hit and I have no clue how I didn't die sooner.

Sounds about right. You were getting shot at from multiple angles. I couldn't see whoever else was shooting at you - could just see the bullets wizzing by.

For the first time ever, I can say that was probably me. Anytime somebody asks about deathmatches, I'll cite that one and neglect to mention the billion other times I've been the team albatross.

I just managed to take a bike to the mountaintop and it kept spawning you guys in shitty locations. If I didn't see you actually spawn, I'd spot you running for cover at the tree or the blue container. If I weren't such a shit-awful sniper, I would have had more than just 6 kills. For every time I killed somebody, it was preceded by 4-5 missed shots.

I was so far away I couldn't make out who was who. I just know I kept shooting at someone dressed in all black and someone who appeared to be wearing a blue blazer.

Mel would love that map. I say we have a Mel/Rippa sniper-off while the rest of us toss some lawn chairs on the mountain and enjoy the show.

[jstout]

That's the way it works. You look for a car, you will not find it. You quit looking, it falls at your feet. That's deep.

 

God, I wanted to go grocery shopping after my dentist's appointment, but the damn traffic makes me wanna scream. I need an RPG in real life. And the ability to call some dude and make the cops forget about what I just did.

[J.T.]

Mel would love that map. I say we have a Mel/Rippa sniper-off while the rest of us toss some lawn chairs on the mountain and enjoy the show.

 

It has gotten to the point that I have to be mindful of what clothes I have on my toon.  

 

I have to think, "Can't wear the red leather jacket if we deathmatch this afternoon where sniper rifles will be in play.  I may as well wear a sign that says, 'Here I am! Shoot me!'"

[jstout]

 

Mel would love that map. I say we have a Mel/Rippa sniper-off while the rest of us toss some lawn chairs on the mountain and enjoy the show.

 

It has gotten to the point that I have to be mindful of what clothes I have on my toon.  

 

I have to think, "Can't wear the red leather jacket if we deathmatch this afternoon where sniper rifles will be in play.  I may as well wear a sign that says, 'Here I am! Shoot me!'"

 

That's exactly why I always wear that black suit. I want to wear more outrageous crap, but I need all the help I can get in Freemode. 

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Mel would love that map. I say we have a Mel/Rippa sniper-off while the rest of us toss some lawn chairs on the mountain and enjoy the show.

 

It has gotten to the point that I have to be mindful of what clothes I have on my toon.  

 

I have to think, "Can't wear the red leather jacket if we deathmatch this afternoon where sniper rifles will be in play.  I may as well wear a sign that says, 'Here I am! Shoot me!'"

 

That's exactly why I always wear that black suit. I want to wear more outrageous crap, but I need all the help I can get in Freemode. 

 

 

Yea the one time we all quit out to freemode I was spawned right into my apartment and immediately changed into my jeans/dark blue shirt because that bright blue hat obviously made it really fucking easy to snipe me in the head.

 

And the very next race I won, so clearly I had the right idea.

[RIPPA]

I realized that a few months ago when I suddenly realized that the bright ass outfit I was wearing made me oh so easy to find.

 

It might have been in a deathmatch where Dolfan was wearing his white suit and I was like "Well that doesn't blend in at all"

[J.T.]

It depends on the map, though.  I have gone throuigh deathmatches with four or fewer kills even when wearing bright clothing.  I had a neon green hoodie on when I went 13-2 on the Pump Action map.

 

I think I was 9-0 and had my King In Yellow outfit on (Stank t-shirt, Yellow jeans, Beige boots) complete with gold chains and a gold watch.

 

Dan always wears black.   It did not help him when we had that Team DM on the Area 58 map set in the desert with Noon as the default time setting..

 

Conversely, we did Classy Construction once with the time setting placed on on dusk and I never saw where the bullet came from when Dan got me.  Dan was a ghost.

[odessasteps]

I never saw anyone in the sniper DM. I was just firing my RPG where the red dots appeared to be.

Likely skipping tonight to go eat dinner after long ass day of work. I got the mid south fan fest dvds in the mail last night and want to look at those too.

[Cristobal]

Oh my God, fully-modded Dune Buggies are THE SHIT!

[RUkered]

Hell yeah Cris. I don't care that I have an Entity, Coquette, Akuma, etc. The dune buggy is my go-to for the foreseeable future.

Nothing beats ramping off a mountaintop and watching that thing float.

On another note, last night was my first time with Chicken Drifting. I bet y'all are probably sick of it already, but I loved it. It takes what you expect to always happen in 4 way madness and makes it happen for real - namely me and J.T. slamming each other head on repeatedly.

[jstout]

No, Chicken Drifting is tremendous with a gang of people. It's OK with fewer, but the more the merrier. Same with 4-Way Madness and that 2-Mile race.

 

Someone ran that 2-Mile race on non-contact and I spent the whole time thinking "what's the point?"

[jstout]

Hey, I just came up with Dan and Robert's song on the crew GTA 5 radio station:

 

[RUkered]

I'll admit to being young enough that the only reason I know about that song is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsNrUUUs8E

[RIPPA]

[J.T.]

On another note, last night was my first time with Chicken Drifting. I bet y'all are probably sick of it already, but I loved it. It takes what you expect to always happen in 4 way madness and makes it happen for real - namely me and J.T. slamming each other head on repeatedly.

 

It was like some demented version of bumper cars.

 

I wonder how oftten the Social Club queue updates?  My GTA Stats profile is always a day behind Social Club which is always at least nine hours behind my last session, and it is even worse when the Rockstar network is all fubar like it was last night.

 

I had two major Rockstar Game Service errors when trying to get into crew matches.  WTF is up?

 

We're fast closing in on having competed in every road race, sea race, versus mission, and deathmatches. 

 

We may need to branch out to Survivals, LTS, and *sigh* air races and captures if we want to play something different.

 

All of the new handler missions are for Rank 20ish characters.  I am beginning to think that R* has forgotten about the 50+ Club.  There needs to be more content for high rank characters.  I assume that would've been Heists, but those have yet to materialize.

[odessasteps]

Or we need to make more races and deathmatches of our own.

Personally, dont really like during survivals ans LTS, since i die quickly.

Amazingly, i have gotten better at air races.

[J.T.]

Personally, dont really like during survivals ans LTS, since i die quickly.

 

Embrace the bullet stopping power of hard cover and firing in three shot bursts, my friend.  

 

You have a very bad habit of staying out in the open far longer than you should and you try to empty your entire assault rifle magazine getting a lead on your target.

 

I found out last night that one second is too long to pop out of cover if Rippa has high ground in a deathmatch.

[odessasteps]

Short Attention Span + No Patience are poor traits to have in a DM.

I noticed monday it said "double damage while idle."

Is that new?

[J.T.]

I noticed monday it said "double damage while idle."

 

Players get double RP for killing you when you are idle and you suffer double damage if you are idle.

 

"Idle" meaning not actively playing.  I have never been autokilled from double damage by just lying in wait so there is no camper's dilemma or sniper's peril.

[RIPPA]

I am still trying to figure out why our team was given the victory in the LTS we did last night since Robert and I both got Loser on our screen.

 

And speaking of hard cover - I want to find and put in my garage that 4X4 that was my best friend during that one deathmatch last night

[J.T.]

I am still trying to figure out why our team was given the victory in the LTS we did last night since Robert and I both got Loser on our screen.

 

And speaking of hard cover - I want to find and put in my garage that 4X4 that was my best friend during that one deathmatch last night

 

Still some buggy code in the dialogue. I got the last two kills in the Area 53 deathmatch, not the winning ones. 

 

What did the vehicle look like?  Might have been a Karin Rebel.  Last night in Area 53, that armored car was my best friend. 

[RIPPA]

It was the Karin Rebel

 

It saved me from at least three shots from Dolfan.

And then I was able to shoot through its windshield to cap Dolfan a 2nd time.

 

Then I knew it was time to move before the RPG blew it to kingdom come

[J.T.]

It was the Karin Rebel

 

It saved me from at least three shots from Dolfan.

And then I was able to shoot through its windshield to cap Dolfan a 2nd time.

 

Then I knew it was time to move before the RPG blew it to kingdom come

 

The default skin on those trucks comes with mud..  They even come to you with mud on them if you order one from the fake internet.

 

We will have to head out to Sandy Shores to find you a clean one. 

 

We'll have to find a spawn since you can't convert mission cars to owned vehicles.   Players used to get them by doing Cleaning Out The Cat House and driving the hooker back to Madrazos in the clean Rebel outside of the deserted hotel.