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Doesn't sound like much a card, I guess that because most of the guys have already left for Europe.

 

 

* SmackDown starts with John Cena coming out to a big pop. He sends his condolences to Daniel Bryan which gets a cheap pop. Cena cuts a promo on the Last Man Standing match against Bray Wyatt at Payback. Cena insinuates that Wyatt has no balls. Cena sings, “I’ve got no pearls in my pants” to mock Bray. He accepts the challenge for Payback. Cena issues an open challenge and says he will face anyone that Bray chooses tonight. Bray appears on the big screen and cuts a promo.

 

* A Bo Dallas vignette airs.

 

* Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. The Usos is up next. Cody played a heel and got pinned after taking a superkick and splash from Jimmy Uso. Cody acted upset with Goldust after the match.

 

* Los Matadores and El Torito are out. 3MB is out with Hornswoggle. Heath Slater vs. El Torito is next. Torito wins what was described as a lame comedy match.

 

* Natalya vs. Nikki Bella is next with Eva Marie as the special referee. Our correspondent says Eva can’t ref any better than she can wrestle. Nikki got the win after what was described as a botchfest.

 

* Dolph Ziggler talks to Renee Young and cuts a backstage promo on Batista. He says Batista is the weak link of Evolution and tonight he will show him up.

 

* Batista vs. Dolph Ziggler is next. Ziggler comes out first followed by Batista to the Evolution theme. Ziggler wins by disqualification after Batista hits him with a low blow. Ziggler then takes a Batista Bomb. Batista beats Ziggler around the ringside area and comes back to powerbomb him onto the barrier.

 

* Sheamus is out first followed by Titus O’Neil. Titus asks how Sheamus can be United States Champion when he’s not even from the US. Titus calls Sheamus a funny color “hot mayonnaise white.” The match starts and Sheamus gets the very quick win with a Brogue Kick.

 

* Santino Marella and Emma come out for a match against Damien Sandow. Santino wins a quick squash with the Cobra. After the match, Sandow cuts a promo about how he’s always handcuffed but is a “good little soldier.” The mic gets cut out on him. He walks up the ramp acting like his hands are cuffed behind his back, saying he’s being held back.

 

* R-Truth comes out to a big pop as he’s from Charlotte. Paul Heyman is out next for a promo. Cesaro vs. R-Truth starts. Cesaro wins a short match with the Neutralizer.

 

* John Cena is out for the main event. The Wyatt Family comes out and surrounds the ring but The Usos run out to even the odds. Bray picks Erick Rowan to face Cena tonight. Cena wins with the Attitude Adjustment. SmackDown ends with Bray staring Cena down from the ramp.

Hot Mayonnaise? Never seen that, and who did Sandow piss off?

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* Dolph Ziggler talks to Renee Young and cuts a backstage promo on Batista. He says Batista is the weak link of Evolution and tonight he will show him up.

 

* Batista vs. Dolph Ziggler is next. Ziggler comes out first followed by Batista to the Evolution theme. Ziggler wins by disqualification after Batista hits him with a low blow. Ziggler then takes a Batista Bomb. Batista beats Ziggler around the ringside area and comes back to powerbomb him onto the barrier.

 

 

You sure showed him, Dolph.

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Sandow's impending angle is gonna be mixed with Alicia Fox's and I'm looking forward to it. And like Vic said, he's quite good.

Oh and this reviewer stinks, according to reports.

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Doesn't sound like much a card, I guess that because most of the guys have already left for Europe.

 

 

Cena cuts a promo on the Last Man Standing match against Bray Wyatt at Payback. Cena insinuates that Wyatt has no balls. Cena sings, “I’ve got no pearls in my pants” to mock Bray.

 

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Once again, the answer to "who did Sandow piss off?" is me, by being terrible.

How is he terrible? You might not like him, but at worst he is good.

His gimmick is terrible. His promos are terrible. His ring when is terrible. He's a guy with a bad gimmick, who cuts bad promos, and has bad matches. That is terrible.
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Once again, the answer to "who did Sandow piss off?" is me, by being terrible.

How is he terrible? You might not like him, but at worst he is good.

His gimmick is terrible. His promos are terrible. His ring when is terrible. He's a guy with a bad gimmick, who cuts bad promos, and has bad matches. That is terrible.

 

 

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Sandow's matches DO suck. His finisher sucks. He has no actual moveset to go along with his gimmick. His finisher sucks. His one signature move is a fucking elbowdrop. His finisher sucks.

 

I'm with you and Bryan. Sandow sucks. He is practically instant fast forward material. His in ring skills and gimmick are bland as hell.

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I'm giving all of you the elbow of distain.  Sandow had the rug pulled out from under him so many times.  They have watered the gimmick down so much.  He should never be coming our in a fucking t-shirt.  He should always be out in the robe.  It's not a main event gimmick, but it could be a solid B+ midcard heel.  

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Sandow sucks so much he never even had a rug underneath him to pull out. He's a baloney sandwich on plain white bread. His Value Above Kofi Kingston is like a -2.3.

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Didn't they change his finisher from the cross-armed neckbreaker into the full nelson slam?  Not that we've seen him get someone in position to hit his finisher for the win in months.

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Damien Sandow is a poor man's Miz, without any outside-the-biz cred. Pretty boring overall, but an ok promo and ring work worthy of a spot in the low to mid-card. He's not really above a losing streak/worked shoot "I'm being buried" gimmick, but even if he is, it's not by enough to warrant any serious outrage.

 

Also, this SD must really suck if all the posts are about Damien Sandow.

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Sandow sucks so much he never even had a rug underneath him to pull out. He's a baloney sandwich on plain white bread. His Value Above Kofi Kingston is like a -2.3.

 

Silence!

 

 

Sandow was great at first, but somebody decided he had to be more 'aggressive' or something. 

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Sandow has had a grand total of 1 match I enjoyed much. He was the least interesting member of a tag team, when the other halfs gimmick was his facial hair. His one recognizable move, once again, is a stupid elbow drop. Sandow is awfully bad, and the guy who had the worst year to ever get to the sweet 16 in march madness history.

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Sandow has had a grand total of 1 match I enjoyed much. He was the least interesting member of a tag team, when the other halfs gimmick was his facial hair. His one recognizable move, once again, is a stupid elbow drop. Sandow is awfully bad, and the guy who had the worst year to ever get to the sweet 16 in march madness history.

 

He has a nice Russian Leg Sweep to be fair.

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He would be better if he just started acting like Raffi from The League...

 

or started playing kids songs like the musician Raffi.

 

(Yeah, I made this joke before.)

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Sandow has had a grand total of 1 match I enjoyed much. He was the least interesting member of a tag team, when the other halfs gimmick was his facial hair. His one recognizable move, once again, is a stupid elbow drop. Sandow is awfully bad, and the guy who had the worst year to ever get to the sweet 16 in march madness history.

 

He has a nice Russian Leg Sweep to be fair.

There was the head smash on the outside. He got good height on his knee drop, too.

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