FluffSnackwell Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 (edited) Joe Bob and John Bloom are such close personal friends it's almost like they're the same guy. Edited July 9, 2020 by FluffSnackwell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, FluffSnackwell said: Joe Bob and John Bloom are such close personal friends it's almost like they're the same guy. Kayfabe, brother 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Quote Well Go USA has officially set the U.S. release date for director Yeon Sang-Ho’s highly-anticipated Train to Busan sequel Peninsula. Selected as one of the 56 titles for the 2020 Cannes Film Festival, the South Korean zombie thriller is scheduled to arrive in 150 theaters across the U.S. and Canada on Friday, August 7. In addition, Deadline is bringing word that Shudder has successfully acquired the exclusive streaming rights for the sequel which they’re planning to debut in 2021. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 And before JT posts it here - Curt already mentioned that Halloween Kills, Candyman and Forever Purge have moved to 2021 in the other thread 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 So here is your tease for 15 months from now Halloween Kills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, RIPPA said: And before JT posts it here - Curt already mentioned that Halloween Kills, Candyman and Forever Purge have moved to 2021 in the other thread My daughter texted me from work about Candyman's new delayed release. She's pretty angry. I'm also bummed about Halloween Kills. The Carpenter reclamation of his franchise was heading in the right direction. Edited July 9, 2020 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 LOL "Let it burn!" Yeah that's not a good enough excuse as to why he'd still be alive. It's hilarious though, so entertaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Hey everybody, have you heard the news? SHUDDER HAS RENEWED THE LAST DRIVE-IN FOR A THIRD SEASON!! Plus, on Friday, August 14th there’ll be a Last Drive-In “summer sleepover” double feature...more details to come! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh So since there's no Joe Bob currently and that was me and my wife's quarantine date night, we've decided to do our own double features every Friday. We take turns secretly picking the movies and then give the other a clue during the week. First week I did MANDY and THE MAUSOLEUM. This week I'm sure I'm going with Elvira Mistress of the Dark. Trying to figure out what I want to pair with it, but the movies I come up(1988 Blob) with aren't on any streaming services(I hate renting). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I’d probably pair Elvira with the original Fright Night myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 That was on the table. I'm pretty sure I've gotten my wife to watch that one already. Right now I'm leaning towards The Stuff. 80's Small Town America. With the Stuff we show corporations devour suburbia through manufactured conformity. With Elvira we show self-imposed small town conformity subverted by Elvira's cleavage. There's a funky food connection. The director of Elvira is James Signorelli who has produced hundreds of episodes of SNL, and Garret Morris is Chocolate Chip Charlie in The Stuff so there's that connection. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I finally saw Mausoleum a few weekends ago. It might have been just a little too batshit for me. I started rolling my eyes around the third disembowelment by telekinesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 (edited) Me too, and I thought it was a big ol' turd. The guy getting dropped off the second floor of the mall onto the big spike was pretty cool though. Edited July 15, 2020 by Curt McGirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 What about the Demon Bewbs? Those made the movie for me. Also the gardner getting a LOT of screen time(including an extended gardening montage!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 After you've seen Linnea Quigley's tit eat a lipstick then you won't settle for less. The demonic vagina from Evil Clutch was better. Honestly I was done after seeing that fake blue mist/fog/whatever in the opening scene So, so bad... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) Okay so I lied. Curt reminded me that demonically possessed Linnea Quigley shoving a tube of lipstick into one of her boobs from Night of the Demons might be just as big of a horror movie WTF? spot as the demonic Nazi stormtrooper dream from An American Werewolf in London. Edited July 16, 2020 by J.T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) On 7/14/2020 at 4:57 PM, jaedmc said: That was on the table. I'm pretty sure I've gotten my wife to watch that one already. Right now I'm leaning towards The Stuff. 80's Small Town America. With the Stuff we show corporations devour suburbia through manufactured conformity. With Elvira we show self-imposed small town conformity subverted by Elvira's cleavage. There's a funky food connection. The director of Elvira is James Signorelli who has produced hundreds of episodes of SNL, and Garret Morris is Chocolate Chip Charlie in The Stuff so there's that connection. There will never be two more effective caustic criticisms of mindless consumerism and corporate greed than The Stuff and Josie & The Pussycats. Edited July 16, 2020 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) The Beach House coming out on Shudder Looks like we got some serious body horror on our hands -- in fact, you might want to skip the trailer and just come in cold on this one. Trust that it's gonna be great. Edited July 16, 2020 by Curt McGirt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 (edited) I don't know what the fuck Evil Clutch is, but thank you, sir....thank you very much. I will definitely have to check that out. The Beach House was a worthy entry alongside recent body horror movies. Spoiler There was a transformation near the end that went full Color Out of Space. Edited July 17, 2020 by FluffSnackwell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Evil Clutch is an Italian Evil Dead ripoff that Troma licensed. I rented it when I was in middle school from a video store down the street from my grandma's house. This is the video box. She never paid attention to what I rented on vacation. That attic was privy to all kinds of filth -- I saw Andy Warhol's Frankenstein and 2000 Maniacs up there one summer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Speaking of foreign Evil Dead knockoffs, has anybody seen ever watched this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 The Beach House was the best horror film I've seen since Get Out. So you know what to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) Perempuan Tanah Jahanam / Impetigore Joko Anwar's folk horror film that some people are calling the Indonesian Midsommar. I'm not going to do that because it may set a high bar the movie cannot hurdle. I still have pretty severe expectations since a lot of the producers that worked on Goksung / The Wailing contributed to this film and Joko also directed Pengabdi Setan / Satan's Slaves (a spiritual prequel to the Sisworo Gautama Putra (RIP) film of the same name) which was really good. Should be available now on Shudder. I've got some catching up to do since I haven't watched The Beach House yet. I blame Ghost of Tsushima. Edited July 29, 2020 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 And back to WTF moments in horror movie history, I completely forgot the homosexual phantasm tryst from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining where the ghost of one man is getting serviced by the ghost of another man dressed up like a dog. You'd like to blame that on Kubrick, but that came straight from the novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 The new release date for Train to Busan: Peninsula is August 21 And, obviously, the key phrasing "select US theaters" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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