jaedmc Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 He's 6'7", 225 lb, so I'm not sure how durable he'll be if he gets planted. Looks like a Gray to me. He'll probably will the ball to his teammates with his mind powers before ultimately taking the Lombardi trophy back to his home world. And Terry Bradshaw. For their zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 He's actually pretty damn strong and muscular, it's just spread on an enormous frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Would you say that he's inhumanely strong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Why, do you want to "put him down"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Here he is attempting to run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I just want to know what we're dealing with here Ryan. Is he just a gawky looking kid or did his dad work on Deep Space Nine? EDIT: Also I'm not the only one who's eyes gravitate to the bulge, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 For the record, he replaced Russell Wilson at NC State, his stats are...a thing. Has some TD throws, but no accuracy. It's NC State though, so who knows what he was working with. It's hilarious to read his rushing stats. 112 caries for -292 yards because in college ball, sacks are taken off rushing yards instead of the passing yards I guess. Also, I assume this is his father. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Holy shit, what a depressing stat for Bucs fans. Last season, Freeman threw for 4,065 yards and 27 touchdowns (he is the franchise's leader in career TD passes with 78). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 He sort of looks like Michael Berryman. But Berryman has a legit reason for his appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Somebody sshould trade for Freeman. Great "buy low" chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Hopefully the Lions after Stafford tears his ACL this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Hopefully the Lions after Stafford tears his ACL this weekend. I trust our O Line a lot better than yours, bubba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Who said it would be from someone tackling him? I expect it to happen just jogging in pre-game warm-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I hope Jay Cutler tries to run over Suh and winds up minus an arm. His throwing arm. So there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I hope Jay Cutler tries to run over Suh and winds up minus an arm. His throwing arm. So there! I hope Jay Cutler is the QB in Chicago for as long as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Dude, have you looked at the Bears QB history in the last 20 years. Sticking with Cutler seems a-ok to me. And even if Cutler goes down with a proverbial broken arm (and if done by Suh, I'm sure it would be a suspendable hit), at least it would be due to a tough bastard getting hurt in a football play, not because some pizza fell in his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Dude, have you looked at the Bears QB history in the last 20 years. Sticking with Cutler seems a-ok to me. And even if Cutler goes down with a proverbial broken arm (and if done by Suh, I'm sure it would be a suspendable hit), at least it would be due to a tough bastard getting hurt in a football play, not because some pizza fell in his car. Tough bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Our QB plays while getting Insulin shots every game, and went shoulder first into a corner to get a first down, while taking about as many sacks per game as any QB in the league since coming to the Bears. What does your QB do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Not cry on the sideline? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Mostly? Throws the ball in the general direction of Megatron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Mostly? Throws the ball in the general direction of Megatron.So, in other words, something anyone with the arm power of a 14 year old girl could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Mostly? Throws the ball in the general direction of Megatron.So, in other words, something anyone with the arm power of a 14 year old girl could do. Nah. At least a 17 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Mostly? Throws the ball in the general direction of Megatron.So, in other words, something anyone with the arm power of a 14 year old girl could do. Nah. At least a 17 year old.Fair enough, I'll concede that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Well I know what Matthew Stafford did the last time he played The Bears: LOST. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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