Dolfan in NYC Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 Good lord, you all really need to take this a lot less seriously... 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Yeah. I think the only real question is "will the response to this be worse than Gigli?" Clearly it will be a Showgirls/Cats level disasterpiece that people will be getting high to and laughing at for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 I watched it. That is specifically tailored for J. Lo fans as BP hinted at. I was expecting much, much worse. It's also tied to her new album so it's basically Graffiti Bridge: The Jennifer Lopez edition. That said, I loved that for the last 25 years at least, one of the most attractive women of all times is still casting herself in the woman hopelessly trying to find true love and happiness. I mean if Tom Cruise can play "vaguely in his late 30s/40s" person while in his 50s and 60s in action movies, I guess she can typecast herself. It's a bizarre choice, but I guess she wants to be the avatar for every woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 12 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: It's a bizarre choice, but I guess she wants to be the avatar for every woman. In the sense that I occasionally have a running soundtrack of "Waiting For Tonight" running through my head and I've worn a couple of outfits that might have gotten me parodied if I were more famous like her 2000 Grammys dress, sure. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said: I guess she wants to be the avatar for every woman. It would not surprise me if she set a cover of the Whitney song up for a dance number in this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 21 hours ago, Stefanie Sparkleface said: In the sense that I occasionally have a running soundtrack of "Waiting For Tonight" running through my head and I've worn a couple of outfits that might have gotten me parodied if I were more famous like her 2000 Grammys dress, sure. There's a joke there that only other trans and/or very, very funny people are allowed to make. Since I'm neither... I'll just note that Dune Part 2 will have a run time of 2 hours, 45 minutes. All the spice in the known worlds for an editor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 We're going to get a fucking hour of Margot seducing Feyd-Rautha to pad that runtime out, aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 More like they'll Helms Deep it and have the 3-page battles take 45 minutes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/2/2024 at 3:58 AM, Dolfan in NYC said: Oh this is gonna be a busy year as a ton of movies that were delayed due to the strike are coming now in addition to the ones already out there. Some highlights: Lisa Frankenstein - February 9 Dune Part 2 - March 1 Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire - March 29 Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - April 12 Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - May 24 Ballerina - June 7 Twisters - July 19 Deadpool 3 - July 26 Borderlands - August 9 Beetlejuice 2 - September 7 Saw 11 - September 27 Joker: Folie a Deux - October 4 Gladiator 2 - November 22 Wicked - November 27 Lord of the Rings: The War of Rohirrim - December 13 Only interested in Deadpool 3, Joker: Folie a Deux and Saw 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 She Is Conann Dir. Bertrand Mandico Ah, the French. This is gonna rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Hit Man Teaser for the next Richard Linklater movie Glen Powell, Adria Arjona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 Guess this can go here even though ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 Guess this can go here even though ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Really don't understand how a company can produce an entire movie and then just dump it as a loss without even attempting to make a buck back off it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 4 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Really don't understand how a company can produce an entire movie and then just dump it as a loss without even attempting to make a buck back off it. Because the taxes laws for the rich and/or corporations are stupid 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Yeah. Even though they won't let me, I tend to forget that we haven't really stopped living under Reaganomics since the man himself was elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 ROAD HOUSE Ok, if Gyllenhaal doesn't rip out Connor's throat at the end what are we even doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 12 minutes ago, Raziel said: ROAD HOUSE Ok, if Gyllenhaal doesn't rip out Connor's throat at the end what are we even doing here? Jesus... speaking of camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 No one in that is Terry Funk so... pass 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Tuesday Your next bat shit crazy A24 movie that will probably make you weep and be really fucking good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 You know you looked at that screencap and immediately thought "Brock?" Instead, turns out it's someone who is a way way bigger asshole... Seeing Gyllenhall completely cut does not match my vision of his torso at all, but then I guess he's a movie star and like all the rest of them he can morph his body like Mystique at will for a role within months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Yeah, he did Southpaw quite a while ago and was pretty big in that. Lots of chicken and rice all around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: "Brock?" Instead, turns out it's someone who is a way way bigger asshole Considering recent events that have been brought to light, boy was I off with that one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Random things Colman Domingo will play Nat King Cole in the biopic about Cole that is being directed by... Colman Domingo He has also been cast as Joe Jackson in the Michael - the Michael Jackson biopic being directed by Antoine Fuqua To continue on the biopic theme - Edward Norton is replacing Benedict Cumberbatch as Pete Seeger in the James Mongold directed Bob Dylan one (Called A Complete Unknown) There will be an animated Bob the Builder movie with Anthony Ramos voicing Bob (it is being produced by Jennifer Lopez's production company) The next two movies Ben Affleck will direct are: Animals (a Netflix crime thriller staring Matt Damon) and The Accountant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now