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  1. driver

    The Cover Shtick

    Linda Ronstadt gets all Eagley and stuff.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAK5Ids7l5g
  2. Pair those with the Isley Bros. shirt that is open and tied midriff he's ready to be saved by Travis Bickle.
  3. driver

    The Cover Shtick

    The Scorpions covering Elvis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzn1yQj6yg Ghost covering The Beatles.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nLF6U801w Rob Zombie covering The Commdores
  4. In other unconfirmed news, Justin Bieber has stated he wants to play Batgirl.
  5. Larry The Cable Guy is in Madea's Christmas, which means Larry and Tyler Perry in the same movie is a sign of the apocalypse,
  6. $147 mil on a $22 mil investment. Kind of surprised that there wasn't a Game Plan 2 starring Larry The Cable Guy.
  7. Fred Astaire, Melvyn Douglas and Doulgas Fairbanks, Jr. were all in Ghost Story and I believe it was their last role as well. Didn't think it was too bad, then again last time I saw it I was 13.
  8. How long to does it take to restack six pallets(42 cartons, 1100 lbs/pallet) of ball bearings that tipped over because no effort was made in any way to secure said piles of cartons to said pallets? An hour and a half with the help of a preacher, a fork lift and a pallet jack. Also those six pallets became nine and they were a hell of a lot easier to manuver around than the tall, narrow leaning Towers Of Pisa Imminent Disasters that they originally were. A big THANK YOU to the preacher. A big ATTATBOY to me for not cursing like a sailor. And a BIG FAT SWEATY GREASY GRIMY FUCK YOU to the manufacturer in Vietnam for placing the boxes on narrow CARDBOARD pallet to begin with. A smaller fuck you to the company I haul for for not having ratchet straps available so that the leaning towers of doom could've been secured so that they wouldn't have tipped over. At least I was able to strap down two of them with straps I had in my car. Looks like I'm going out this weekend and buying straps of my own to make sure this never happens again. Plus it means I get to claim them on my taxes at the end of the year. Also ninety minutes is more than enough time to sweat completely through two shirts. And when sweating so much don't be surprised if you almost slide off of the toilet seat when you go to sit down because your legs are sweaty too.Also a huge FUCK YOU to me for rambling on for so long.
  9. The Hogan back tat haver is Joe The Super Mark.
  10. Wouldn't Brooke Smith fit the bill?
  11. You're Next is probably the highest grossing thing Ti West has ever been associated with.
  12. Hide some spike strips in your yard near his yard. This solution may not be realistic if you have children and/or a dog. My solution was five black plastic fence stakes placed strategically. If this does not work the next step is to string up some cheap fencing across the stakes.
  13. I have no problem with none of the three and I have no idea why the three are listed.
  14. Top pic, Me(far right) and a bunch of other marks meeting Bubba The Love Sponge at a Wings Etc in Plymouth, In. Bottom pic, me and the ladies that showed up for our 25th high school reunion. What a difference three years and losing 75 lbs makes.
  15. A big hearty FUCK YOU to the neighbor who feels he has to drive through my yard so he can park in his own yard. He does this because he has two vehicles parked back to back in front of his house leaving himself no room to pull into his yard. And instead of parking on the street he drives through my yard to be able to park in his own yard, He received a cease and desist letter today, It will be interesting to see if he complies.
  16. When it finally comes out critics and The French will regard as the greatest thing ever.
  17. You can change the setting to Manual and it will go back to the original queue.
  18. The haterz'll really be tossing poop when they announce Bieber as Robin.
  19. driver

    The Bridge

    Yes, most definitely...
  20. But first Dom's corpse is defiled by Tig.
  21. There was an article going around a few weeks ago about the season premiere being "shocking" and "controversial" and something about a school shooting. After the article was up for an hour or so it disappeared.
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