PetrolCB Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Robert C said: I had no clue what that damn thing was called either, and I took badminton as a college course. Twice. Was drinking beer in a lawn chair another course? If so, that sounds like an awesome semester. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 19 minutes ago, PetrolCB said: Was drinking beer in a lawn chair another course? If so, that sounds like an awesome semester. Sadly no. They also didn't offer keg wiffle ball, the king of all sports, so I had to master both via study at home. They did offer downhill skiing. In the summer. In east Texas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Dalm, all I had was country line dancin. Only A I ever got in college. I was hopin to get to play today but work picked up again. Got off at 4 this am back in at 4 this evenin. Y'all smack a sugar cookie for me iffin ya get on. Make him look like the ginger bread man after Lord Farquad ripped his legs off. Or am I the only one that watches Shrek. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 6 hours ago, melraz09 said: Dalm, all I had was country line dancin. Only A I ever got in college. I don't know about the "only A in college" part, but lest anyone think he's kidding, this sumbitch really did take line dancing in college. No pictures or video exist, but I could post a picture of him in a cowboy hat with an oar in his hand, paddling around a pond in a 50 gallon barrel. I won't, however, because I'm going to go see him pretty soon and he owns enough guns to rescue a small country single-handedly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, RUkered said: I don't know about the "only A in college" part, but lest anyone think he's kidding, this sumbitch really did take line dancing in college. No pictures or video exist, but I could post a picture of him in a cowboy hat with an oar in his hand, paddling around a pond in a 50 gallon barrel. I won't, however, because I'm going to go see him pretty soon and he owns enough guns to rescue a small country single-handedly. Lemme guess. The words "I'm gonna try somethin" were spoken right before this happened, weren't they? No GTA for me till the end of next week. Gonna be busy eating seafood and trying to prevent Matthew from chasing sharks for a while. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 There's nothing better than a solid gang beatdown when you're minding your own business. It's also nice when it happens twice. Same story, different people. Doing MC work, some up and comers decide to stick their nose in our business. Same outcomes. We just push-killed them across the city, coast to coast ground combat. Second one was more enjoyable as he dies from Vespucci, down to the airport, back up towards Palomino, in a very nice U-shaped pattern of dying and spawning. It put a nice smile on the city. Bless their hearts. They were sadder than a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friends. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 You wouldn't hafta worry about seein me. I know where you live. You would never see it coming! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I snuck up today on these two dudes in the same CEO group, because the sniping challenge had started and I was hoping one kill would get me a win. So I got my kill. They proceeded to descend on me like locusts and tar and feather me. I totally deserved it, I started it. But that didn't mean I had to stand around and take it. I turned tail and got the hell out of there, I'm not too proud to admit it. I got thoroughly nailed. It happens and it will happen again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 The drunken bash brothers got to play for just a little bit last night. Raisin hell and kickin ass. Our M.C. objectives were not gonna be denied!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Hell yeah. We had to blow up packages and had about 4-5 dots trying to stop us. Sons of bitches were on the roof dug in like an Alabama tick. So I did what I (and all of us) know best - off the radar, sticky on a car, drive up to the package. I got out to throw a molotov in case I wasn't close enough . Got shot just as I threw it, so I blew up the car for safe measure. Mission success. In the words of the mayor...fuck em. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 They didn't know they were fuckin with the best dalm crew in Los Santos. They said how did 2 of them just blow up all those packages with 5 of us trying to stop them. Answer: cause we are the DVDR and we are, THAT DAAALM GOOODE!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Realized Saturday afternoon, when I'm delivering a big shipment, I'm gonna need some help. I left about $50k on the table because I couldn't drive 3 slow ass vans from the north end of the map to the south and making stops all along the way in 30minutes. Oh well. I made over $100k anyway since the room was semi-full and strangely, no one was bothering me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Holy crap. They basically just added Tron to the game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I really see no need for GTA VI to come out anytime soon. Just keep giving us awesome stuff like that in GTA Online and I'll keep coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 This new Tron Deadline adversary mode is kind of fun. The bodysuits you can buy are cool. The white one makes you look like a light-up La Parka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 It is a hoot. Gotta have four, though. The Tron bike is (surprise, surprise) cool looking, but way overpriced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 I think I'm gonna need to shoot a lot of things real soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Join me in a Tron off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I'd love to have some kind of study done on me and this game: I hit up both of the most recent glitches to the tune of $50 million, so money is not an issue. I invested in a coke lab, a meth lab and a weed farm, 'cause why not? Well, for most of the last two days, I've just ping-ponged between meth, weed and coke, spending hours making deliveries (I always buy supplies, fuck it, I'm rich). I've made probably two million over the last two days. Like I said, this was the vast majority of my last two days off from work. I made $2 million, but I'VE ALREADY GOT $43 MILLION. Why am I spending hours making money I don't need on this game? It's some kind of rat-and-cheese thing, I swear. I push the little lever (deliver virtual drugs) and get a little pellet (virtual money I don't need). Little amusing story: Trying to deliver some coke via motorcycle. Some guy climbs my tree in a room of 5 (I thought we were all gonna be cool like Fonzie, but nooooo). I somehow manage to avoid him and make my delivery. He comes up to me, I blast him off his motorcycle and proceed to sniper him out of his shoes eight times in a row. I'm up 9-0. I really wanted to try to type out a text that said "have we learned our lesson yet about the bull and the horns?" but that would've taken too long, so I merely messaged "truce?" and let him scamper off so I could get back to work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 It won't be for awhile but when they finally shutdown the servers on this game we are going to have to do a wellness check on stout 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 You know the servers for GTA 4 are still online, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 40 minutes ago, AxB said: You know the servers for GTA 4 are still online, right? Oh I know - I mean the RDR servers are still online too. But I expect in 8 years when they come down - stout will still be playing and still be wondering why a Level 34 beat him in a deathmatch 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 That Level 34 was a Mary Louing cheater. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I found out today that you can take out those little mass transit trains with an RPG. The two guys on the train found out too, but I don't think they enjoyed it as much as I did. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 You mean you don't need 11 dump trucks and 9 firetrucks piled up by a bunch of drunken rednecks? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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