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Brian, why's your avatar Christina Hendricks if you don't watch Mad Men?

On a happier note: Go to your apartment. Put on a mask. Go to drink Whiskey or Wine. When your mask disappears, bring up the interaction menu, go to inventory and put on a hat or helmet. Then when you stop drinking, your mask will reappear without your other headwear disappearing. Wolf in a Top Hat~! All weekend, it seemed like I was waiting by green circles. Crates never dropped.

I was going to post "I don't cry during movies, movies cry during me." But I'm not Chuck Norris.

Wrong thread, mate. Brienne spent no time wandering aimlessly in the show... or if she did, she did it off-camera.

I've never seen Anchorman or There's Something About Mary. And whilst I'm sure I've at some point or other seen every scene in The Lost Boys, I've never watched them in the right order. Also, Gonzo's sig reminds me that I've never seen the Sound of Music. And never will.

I had that happen with someone. I was driving around the city looking for something to sell and he shows up off the radar and blows up my car, then runs to his apartment. So I go and wait outside his garage, and when he drives out I shoot him and his friend. Then he respawns and I snipe him... and then something happens and it's impossible to Auto Aim at him, whilst he can auto aim at me from any range. He can hit me and kill me with an Assault Shotgun, outside Shotgun range, while I'm Combat rolling. I could still kill him with the Sniper and the Sticky Bomb, but he had another guy backing him up and I didn't (everyone got split up and dumped into full servers). i had assumed it was the whole 5AM my time, 10PM his time thing, but maybe he was cheating.

I just watched this. TNA is so much of a better company when they let the Wrestlers wrestle. Except Mr Anderson, he's rubbish. Actually, I know they really like to sign and push guys who were in WWE in 2008, but Mr Anderson doesn't try to have a good match, and probably couldn't if he wanted to. Jeff Hardy goes through the motions and never changes anything he does, even though he's doing an 'Unpredictable person' gimmick. MVP is just boring and - when you look at how terrible their TV has been lately, and how much better this PPV was without him on it for more than 5 minutes - I think they made a big mistake in signing him. Lashley, he's OK. He has the Batista "I quit to train MMA and came back with no Cardio" thing, but he's got a good look and good moves. But the best thing he's done in Wrestling is look non-plussed at whatever Scott Steiner was saying or doing. Now Austin Aries, he's really good. James Storm, he's really good. So's Bobby Roode, Eric Young and Kenny King. And Gunner, he's getting there too. And they all try hard to have a good match, every chance they can. I dunno why they bother with the expensive 'name' guys... if they'd kept Daniels and Kazarian instead of getting MVP and Lashley, the shows would be better. And I would guess the payroll would be less expensive, too.

I know how everyone is just doing Rooftop Rumble over and over again now that Coveted is slightly harder (it's very hard if you've got an idiot who runs down the hill immediately, and dies repeatedly without doing anything useful). I think I'm the only person who thinks Defender is a good, quick mission to grind for easy cash. I like to do it with low level randoms, because they need the flight skill usually.

Hey Cris, remember how pleased Havoc was when I showed him that roof you can get on in Sandy Survival? Well, while you were off last night, we did Maze Bank with Cat and this guy called CueBall, and CueBall had a roof spot you can get to in that. Ask Havoc to show you, it's OK. Doesn't look to be much cover, but you can step back from the edge and be safe that way. Ball was mostly using the Musket and the Minigun up there, so it must be fairly protected. I never got up there, I was too busy not dying. $30,000 was a big surprise to Havoc and Cat. They thought it was still $20,000. I don't think he bought the Wolf Mask yet. Even though they should be mandatory for everyone in Howling Coffin, technically.

I caved in a bought the Liberator. I had too really, or else my second character would buy it and then we'd never get to use it. At least now we'll all have access to it forever. Unlike the Fireworks Launcher, which once they stop selling Ammo for it (in a week or so), once you've used all of your rockets, you'll never get it back. Or a refund for the $60000 you spent getting it.

Empire readers just last month voted Empire Strikes Back the best movie of all time. But most of them are at the exact right age for it to have made an impression when they were at their most impressionable. It's funny watching Star Wars (It wasn't called A New Hope then, so it's not called A New Hope now) now, because at the time it was both applauded and criticised for being (the movie equivalent of) a high speed spotfest, with no time for selling or storytelling, just racing to the next big move. Whereas now, with everything that's come since then, it actually seems quite slow and quiet. Also, swinging on a rope over a large drop used to be considered REALLY EXCITING~!

Odd thing - most of the American people I know in GTA Online are running around in Stars n Stripes stuff (except Cris and Havoc, who don't love America). Most of the non-Americans I know were wearing it on Tuesday, but are already Back in Black (or Camo, or whatever other colour). I was thinking about wearing the USA stuff with a Wolf Mask and playing 'What Wrestler am I?' but I don't want to be seen to endorse Davey Richards. Me and Cris were talking about how much money you can pick up in a Survival, so I soloed Boneyard and grabbed as much dropped cash along the way as I could. About $2500, added to the $30,000 for completing 10 waves. There was loads lying around at the eend that I couldn't get because that one last guy was near them, and he died too quick after I shot him. Some guy played the ultimate bitch move last night - we did Rooftop together, but he shot me as I was banking after we went to freemode. I chased him down across the map and killed him 5 times, then he challenged me to a one on one. I go one up, he spawns behind me and gets it back, we cat and mouse a bit until he hits a lucky sniper shot as I was closing in, and before I respawn he accepts an Apartment invite, and refuses to leave before the time expires. But because he's an idiot, he then does leave. 10 in a row for me, him and his mates as well. Then I go passive because I'm going to bed, and he kills himself twice with sticky bomb trying to bomb me in passive. Before that, I went on youtube and typed in 'Alizee' and spent five minutes wondering why I hadn't thought of that sooner.

Or his ideal Summerslam card is this: Damien Sandow vs BROCK LESNAR Miz vs BROCK LESNAR Exhibition Match between Cesaro and BROCK LESNAR US Title: Sheamus vs BROCK LESNAR Chris Jericho vs BROCK LESNAR Tag Team Titles 3 Way: The Usos vs the Wyatt Family vs BROCK LESNAR Bray Wyatt vs BROCK LESNAR Divas Title: AJ Lee vs BROCK LESNAR World Title: John Cena vs Roman Reigns vs Randy Orton vs Seth Rollins vs BROCK LESNAR

How pissed off will everyone be, if... the post-credits scene in GoTG is the Blackadder ending, with Thanos standing over the Guardian's corpses, laughing.

I like the new Assassination missions. If you're a Free Mode and Lester calls you, actually answer it for once. Easy money. The new parachute jumps screw over the rightful winner though. But most of the stuff that's for sale is way overpriced.

In the Update, we've got a Musket and a Firework Launcher*, a proper Monster Truck on Warstock and a Harley-looking Motorbike on SSASuperAutos, and some Stars n Stripes clothes. So far. * It actually launches fireworks. No idea if they do damage or not though. I'm waiting for it to go dark to see how they look.

You want very good non-American drama that's on youtube, I'll give you very good non-American drama that's on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf15PAPnAik

When I was looking for a Sandking, I didn't even make it to Sandy Shores. I was just a tiny bit north of the Vinewood sign when a 4 Door stopped at a junction to let me past. It took all of 2 minutes. Had to buy my Sanchez though. Well, gave up looking and bought it insead.

I watched the end of Friends With Benefits. Stealth marketing. They want to make a RomCom that people who don't like romcoms will watch, so they tell everyone it's just a film about shagging. When it's not. It's just a formulaic romcom with a very slightly unusual premise. The main characters did get a bit less unlikeable towards the end though. Still... needed more Woody. Speaking of which, they had him playing Basketball again in this movie. Is he actually really good at it, like, or was it just that the director is a fan of White Men Can't Jump and wanted to pay homage?

I think we're supposed to assume that whoever is keeper of the Gates of the Moon now refused them entry into the Vale (not a book spoiler, none of this happened in the books). That's why Brienne and Pod were able to catch up with them - because Arya and Hound were actually headed back towards the Kingsroad (probably planning on going North to find some Stark bannerman who'd recognise her). But this is all guesswork because the show didn't tell us. It does make sense that the Vale would close it's borders in the aftermath of a tragedy like that. Being as it's the perfect time to attack them and all.

I hate the fact that, in GTA Races if someone stickybombs your car and you ram them (to make sure they're inside the blast radius) they don't take damage from the explosion. That makes no sense at all, and it's only in GTA races.

Connection has been lost due to an Unknown Network Error. Gods way of tellnig you to go to bed.

I'm a bit more on the Robbie Dynamite bandwagon than the Rampage Brown bandwagon. But yeah, he's great. Dunno what Vince didn't see in him really.

Told you so, didn't I? All the clues were there - and really, from the book plot so far, she doesn't really have a role other than turning Brienne against Jaime*. Which, in order for that to happen, requires things to have happened that haven't happened. See when the Queen & Prince Phillip met the cast, you can tell that that's Sansa and Ygritte and Jon and Cersei. But Con Hill doesn't look a bit like Varys with hair. * You know how sometimes you look at somwthing you've seen hundreds of times before, and you see something new in it? I've looked at Jaime Lannisters first name probably a thousand times, and I've never clocked that it's French for 'I Love'. And I got Sansa's name being French for 'Without a' as soon as I saw it the first time. It was preordained Lady would die, she was owned by Le Stark sans a Loup. Although Stark is French for Strong, and that's probably coincidence because there's already a House Strong.

I think you can either be a guy who changes his look all the time, or a guy who never changes his look ever. Because if you just change once, you're not you anymore, you're some other guy. See the new car called the Rhapsody? Apparently it's based off the car in Wayne's World, hence the name. Should have back seats though. No clue why the Lemmy Beard is called 'The Ambrose'.