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    Fresh and Cesaro, peas in a pod.
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    SON OF A~!

    AxB replied to jaedmc's topic in LAND OF CONFUSION

    Got home from work and there were about 30 flies in my bedroom. There were two trapped in my triple glazing when I went out. There are no flies anywhere else in the house, my bedroom doesn't even smell that bad and I locked the windows before I went out anyway. I blame the cat. I still have four Solar Panels in my Shed that couldn't go on my roof because of a nest of bees that was up there. And now there's a nest of flies somewhere as well. Bloody brilliant. Luckily, the English summer only lasts three days so they'll all be dead soon. Although I'll kill them tomorrow morning anyway, with poison. I'd do it now, only I've not got any and the shops are shut.
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    Owen Hart? He'd oscillate between being a legit title threat and a comedy jobber who loses in three minutes.
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    Paris, Texas. Chungking Express. Happy Together. 28 Days Later, just for the visual of the most crowded bit of the most crowded city in England completely deserted of people.
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    When Bret went, they let Davey and Anvil go, but kept Owen (unless Owen didn't want to go). So, would the RAW after Survivor Series feature Bret Hart vs a midget dressed as Shawn Michaels, and HHH asking to be allowed to join the Hart Foundation (and then getting laid out and having WCW sprayed on his back at the end of the show? Here's a fresh What If? What if, instead of firing Steve Austin over the phone, Bischoff signed him for another 2 years and put the US title on him?
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    Q: How many roads must a man walk down? A: Cesaro.
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    Chris Eubank. Although he was basically playing a heel role to draw attention and make money, so really I should be applauding. But the second Benn fight was never a bloody draw. I was never on the Brian Clough football genius bandwagon either. Mostly because I witnessed far more of him being an arrogant drunken failure than him being in his glory (lucky) years. Hating Alex Ferguson is in no way irrational. Liking him is the height of irrationality. Roy Keane too. Twat.
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    The whole season has been set up so that one team will have more points than the other after the final weekly episode... so why are they having a finale? Although the points system is kind of BS anyway. If you've got a series of 12 fights and one team wins 7, that's game over, right? On t'other hand, the only two Harley owners in Miami are probably happy about not having to repeatedly ride past the camera crew every week now.
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    Nope, at this rate, both Salvation and Rise of the Machines opened higher. Probably even Judgement Day, which came out 24 years ago. I think he meant in terms of how good the film was, not how much money it made.
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    So I just completed Mass Effect 2's final mission, and... I'm literally not watching the end credits right now.
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    Ang Lee's Hulk is not a Hulk movie, in the same way as Godzilla (2008) is not a Godzilla movie.
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    The one thing that has changed about mainstream Hollywood movies in the last 20 years, is that up until the 80s or 90s, they thought you had to end a movie by resolving everything and giving the audience a happy ever after. And at some point after that, they decided that resolution was wrong, that actually you should resolve as little as possible, to leave things open for a series of sequels. That's why they never show defeated villains dead any more, just in jail or in a coma.
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    Seeing the what if Bret never went to WCW made me think... what if, in 97, when Bret and Shawn were pulling their This town ain't big enough for the both of us (and Uncle Eric wants to pay me more to do less), Vince had decided Shawn was too much of a pain in the ass and let him go instead?
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    Fixed.
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    No, we have to lose on Penalties to the Germans for the full English experience.
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    Very wrong one. That song's by Alter Bridge. You meant My Sacrifice or something.
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    Flibberty jibberty Gee?
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    You keep your Dreamcast in front of your telly, even after all these years? Mine's in the loft.
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    Pointlessly edited quote to imply people were saying GTA was American: Pretty simple. America started making and preferring their own games of similar or better quality ... but really the tide turned to being so mainstream when GTA3 dropped. I thought the Red White and Blue day was next Saturday, anyway? I know it's just red and white tomorrow.
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    GTA isn't an American game (series). It's an attack on the hypocrisy inherent in American culture. From Scotland!
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    What happens when you play videogames at work
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    Next week: Abyss vs Janice, one on one. He'd probably actually do it as well.
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    There was a Game and a Gamestation in our local shopping centre within 300 yards of each other for years. Then Gamestation PLC got taken over by Game PLC, and they closed the smaller one down - and that was the one with the 'only hire hot chicks' policy. Game is all guys about my age who are shorter than me but weigh more.
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