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Enjoying my first full week vacation in four years. Doing absolutely sweet fa and enjoying every minute of it.

Last Friday I drove down to Cincinnati to visit Jungle Jim's(one of my Fuck It List items) and to meet up with a buddy I hadn't seen in years. We went to a place called BJ's Brewhouse and I had a Brisket Bacon Burger. It was so freaking good. Probably the best burger I've ever had.

Wore a "Sterling Archer For Danger Zone President 2016" shirt to work a few weeks back. My boss(who is 70) asked me "Who is Sterling Archer?" I could only reply with "it's a really funny tv show".

That bandana makes her look like Christopher Walken.

And Buck Cherry is really fucking nervous.

One of the requirements of my job is random drug/alcohol screenings. Today was my turn to take a "whiz quiz". I went to the clinic and the tech handed me the cup to fill and drew a line on it with a Sharpie and said to needed to at/above that line. I stepped into the bathroom and filled the cup and my body decided it needed to do an additional evacuation so I dropped trou and took a seat. I finished what needed to be done and I opened the door and handed the specimen cup to the pissed off tech who handed me a can of air freshener and said "SPRAY THIS, FLUSH, AND CLOSE THE DOOR!" I did as instructed and had to keep myself from busting out laughing. I kept the laughs in so hard my chest started hurting. I looked at the tech and she would not make eye contact with me. She gave me the paperwork I needed, told me to have a nice day and I high tailed it out the door to my car and as soon as I was in it I started laughing like a demented hyena. I bet the door to that "exam room" is still closed.

Went back to the doctor on Tues, I weighed in at 222.2 lbs and the BP was 118/76. That puts me at my lowest weight in twenty years, I've came up with three weight goals. The first(getting down to 200 lbs) is very attainable. The second(182 lbs, half my starting body weight lost) and third(164 lbs, 200 lbs lost) are more for some sort of weird ego fulfillment. It's been a long road and one hell of a ride.

Watching the second ep. of the new season now. So far, so good.

Watched Jim Norton's Mouthful Of Shame last night. It was just added yesterday and very funny.

DVR is already set.

Been watching The Detour. I watched an episode the other night(The Tub) might be the funniest and most disturbing thing I've seen in a while. Started watching Boardwalk Empire from the beginning and currently at the tail end of season three. Very good show.

Vulcan Haired Henrietta was also in Hap & Leonard.

I took it as her being part Vulcan/Romulan. Per this week's episode:

Watched "I Don't Feel At Home In This World Anymore". It reminded me of something from the "Dirk Gently" universe but with a lot of meth involved. Really liked it.

I went and saw Logan this morning. SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

Watching 9 Lives because I'm a sucker for Kevin Spacey, cats and Christopher Walken.

When I get up in the morning to get ready for work I turn on ESPN to drown out the voices in my head. And every morning the same commercial for a drug rehab center airs and the thing that stands out to me the most is a women running and then melodramatically falling to her knees.

First thing I saw him in was One False Move.

I went and saw Collide. I kept hearing radio commercials for it and I was curious. One HUGE continuity error that really effects the movie. The cast was great(Ben Kingsley is really good at chewing the scenery). Had some good chases as well. The best thing of all was the leather recliners at the theater.

And the box office was anything but boffo.

No love for Rising Force, Zebra or Britny Fox?