DEAN Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 What has three horns and gives milk? THE ANSWER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The East Wisconsin Bovine Jazz Octet? You should hear their version of "Take Five." It's terrible. Because they're cows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 YOU ARE WRONG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Dammit. My answer then is a video daily double: This guy's mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 You are WRONG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 A cow driving a car. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 OR A BULL DRIVING A MILK TRUCK SMART GUY!!!!! Dean will decide which scenario is more credible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 A cow driving a car. Duh. WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 This is outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 HEY! YOU! What do you feed a disappearing cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Evaporated Milk YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH CHILDREN RASMUSSEN!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Lucia Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 brb, gotta steal DEAN's gimmick WHAT HAS TEETH BUT CANNOT BITE? I lust after your answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 A tiger struggling with paternal pressure to join the family business but who really wants to go to art school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Stamps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Comb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Lucia Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Comb? YOU ARE CORRECT. You win...a sense of pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I'm pretty sure DEAN will revoke any prizes given. DVDVR bylaws say that only prizes of the Nothing will be presented to winners. It keeps the board's liability insurance premiums low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 THEY HAVE TO TELL US BEFOREHAND IF PRIDE IS ON THE LINE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Pssh, like you have any pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Piranesi has personality and style. Who needs pride when you can construct a monologue that would make Oscar Wilde jealous? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "SUCK ON THAT, FOWLER!" - Oscar Wilde, final words - Take 1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 Why does a library have so many floors? YOU TELL ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 To keep the fat anime guys segregated into one easily-monitored ground-floor space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 You are WRONG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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