Yo-Yo's Roomie

I like that Lince Dorado is apparently able to Jedi mind trick Vince into whatever. "You're going to put me in a stable with Metalik and Kalisto." "I'm going to put you in a stable with Metalik and Kalisto" "I'd like out of this stable, boss." "No fucking way, pal, whoever you are." "You're going to let Kalisto out of this stable." "I'm going to let Kalisto out of this stable."

Now I'm imagining Dreamer getting his going like someone starting the propeller on an old-timey plane. So, thanks for that.

The thing with McGillicutty was, they did still acknowledge he was Curt Hennig's son, so he did still have the burden of that, without the benefit of not being called Michael McGillicutty. It was like a reverse 'having their cake and eating it.' Throwing up a cake that belonged to someone else?

Tessa is so good. I hope she does whatever it would take for AEW to give her a chance.

I thought they did announce Bryan making his Dynamite debut tonight. Or did I imagine that?

First time I've ever dropped money on an AEW ppv. Couldn't resist it and definitely don't regret it. One of the best shows I've ever seen. None of the matches disappointed, and the debut of Danielson was worth the price of admission alone.

As much as I enjoyed this show, and the promotion in general, every time they wheel out the Good Brothers I think of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry finds out the girl he's dating used to date Newman. It's like, how can I be with someone that sees something in that?

The Nature Boy doesn't ride trains.

... gross incompetence, senility...

Nice to see they went back in time and signed young Baron Corbin.

Becky as a heel makes no sense, no matter how you try to justify it. She's arguably the most beloved wrestler in the company who's just been gone for over a year to have a baby. How hard is it to just bring her back and let the fans cheer her for a couple of months before thinking about your next bone-headed move?

They're also calling the Chicago Rampage the 'must-see TV event of the year' or something similar. They're having their cake and eating it too- promoting the appearance to hopefully get a good rating, but still keeping it a surprise. I hope they have someone else debut before Punk just to get the crowd riled up a little. Someone who's kind of a big deal but not really, a heel who can take some heat and get some mileage out of Punk stealing the thunder from his big debut. Not sure who that could be, but it would be fun.

I've liked Bray since the tank with a Ferrari engine (or whatever it was) days on NXT. Back then my wife used to half watch the shows with me, and one time Husky Harris came on and she was like "oh, what was that guy called? Beefy Watson?" So my vote for Bray's new name is Beefy Watson. The HIAC with Rollins is legit the match that made me quit watching WWE for good. Full 'cancel the network' quitting. But I think the man himself has a lot of talent and I'd love to see him show up in AEW to see what he can do in a different environment.

Germany played well for the most part. Just came up against the best team in the tournament. Play like that and they should win their other two games and go through.

The wrestling business is about creating buzz for yourself. You're probably more likely to get hired someone else if you unload on WWE.

And if in doing so you happen to come across 'big girl wrestling section loaded with exciting photos', well, I guess it would be okay if you shared that too. I mean, for educational purposes.

It's still lame as fuck though.

I always remember Hogan at 303. But I remember Bret at 234 and Taker at 327. Savage was what? 243?

Et tu, Natural.

Fixed. ?

The problem is, so many of these people either don't have the right instincts because they weren't trained that way, or else they had the instincts trained out of them. Surely Dana should be doing the move the way she always does and trusting on Charlotte to time her spot right. And then, if she doesn't time it right, which she obviously didn't, they wouldn't look like fucking idiots.

Every couple of months or so I go down a Postmodern Jukebox rabbit hole on YouTube. Well, tonight I found out for the first time that Xavier Woods appeared in one of these things. Totally unexpected and awesome.

Watching Khali made me feel sad the same way that I feel sad when I see a stray dog on the street. I don't want to feel sad watching wrestling.

Americans can get all the 'questionable content' they want by turning on the news instead.

How did we get to page 6 without anyone mentioning the one and a half Superfly? For shame, DVDVRMB. The all-time worst has to be the Miz-ard of Oz. What the the fuck is that even supposed to mean?