Gonzo

Well, that sure was one way to piss away all the good will you had put together after Night 1 of Wrestlemania.

Wrong thread

It's the "I will hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker" meme brought to life.

Burns: "Get me Vince McMahon." Smithers: "He's unavailable." Burns: "Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!"

Gonna channel my inner POE! here for a moment. Today, I wrapped up my first-ever Platinum, courtesy of Ghost of Tsushima (PS5). I also got all seven of the trophies from the Iki Island expansion, though I don't think those were necessary to complete the Platinum. I totally had to resort to a guide for a couple of them, particularly the "Honor the Unseen" achievement, which was the last one I got, because I didn't even know that "hidden altars" were a thing in this game. There are a few more things I could do like gather all the records and artifacts and whatnot, but I think I'm just about all Ghosted out for now.

I assume that if something about your order is incorrect it's a Nip Slip, yes?

Finished the main part of my Ghost of Tsushima playthrough so now I'm doing the Iki Island expansion instead. It wasn't available yet when I did my first playthrough. Some of the enemies in this thing are pains in the ass, and I suck at the archery challenges (so far, anyway).

Saint Omni still sounds like the patron saint of 70s/80s Southern wrestling. Eff you weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.

My Switch has been in storage for about a year now so I'm guessing my island probably looks like something out of Apocalypse Now.

The draft order has been changed to reflect yesterday's trade between Chicago and Carolina.

Report apparently was not true. My apologies.

If 90% of the teams in the NFL would have lost in that fashion I'd be upset about it. The Eagles fall well into that other 10%.

With the Super Bowl in the books, the order for Round 1 of the 2023 NFL Draft is officially set.

No.

Is it a leaning tower?

Yes. Particularly considering that the top team at CBS should be Kevin Harlan and literally whatever other warm body they choose to pair with Kevin Harlan.

Draft order has been updated to reflect the rumored Sean Payton to Denver deal.

Runs contrary to the old adage that no landmark legal decision ever came out of a courtroom with a ceiling fan in it.

On purpose?

Draft order has been updated to reflect the results of the Conference Championship Games.

Me reading Josh Johnson's resume:

Or the Dolphins can just sign him when nobody's paying attention.

Gunther is gonna be a damn star if the WWE allows it to happen. And the Zayn/Bloodline storyline is the best thing that this company has done in at least five years and there's nothing else that's even close.

I'm pretty slowly making my way through it. Just recruited the Straw Hats and will be making my way to Lady Adachi's estate the next time I pick it up. I mentioned it somewhere else, but the first time I did it I played the first half of the game in "Kurosawa Mode," which was cool for a while but really took away from the brilliance of the game world. That and I've upgraded to the PS5 version this time around so I started from scratch. Might try to see if I can find all of the hidden stuff (artifacts, crickets, etc.) because I didn't do it on my first playthrough.