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The tweet is doing that whole "not embedding" thing again, but Eagles 25, Bucs 11 is Scorigami, the 1,078th unique score in NFL history.

Had a bit of a soft spot for Dabba Kato because before he got to WWE he was with the Vikings in Training Camp. Didn't play well (and I don't think anyone expected him to), but it was still kind of cool to see him move on to wrestling after that.

Rick Boogs is reportedly out, too, according to Fightful. It would appear that the next purge has begun.

San Francisco New England Minnesota Buffalo New Orleans Atlanta Cleveland Jacksonville Miami Baltimore Seattle Dallas Kansas City Pittsburgh Philadelphia Cincinnati Tiebreaker 1 - 51 Tiebreaker 2 - 92 Tiebreaker 3 - 17

The XFL and the USFL are, reportedly, discussing a merger ahead of their 2024 seasons. No idea what this would entail.

Philadelphia Tampa Bay Atlanta Houston Detroit Los Angeles Chargers Cincinnati Buffalo Kansas City San Francisco Arizona Denver Dallas Miami Carolina Cleveland Tiebreaker 1 - 97 Tiebreaker 2 - 3 Tiebreaker 3 - 138

I wish I could justify dropping the money on an XBox to play this one. I'm not sure if my laptop is solid enough to play it and I'm not due for one of those for a while yet either, I don't think.

Kansas City Baltimore Atlanta Cincinnati San Francisco Washington Minnesota Jacksonville Tennessee Denver Los Angeles Chargers Seattle Philadelphia Chicago Dallas Buffalo Tiebreaker 1 - Diggs Tiebreaker 2 - 57 Tiebreaker 3 - 238

Why stop there? Go full MST3K/Dave Ryder and give him a new nickname every week. "Sexton Hardcastle" "Punch Rockgroin" "Flint Ironstag" "Bob Johnson". . .oh. . .

No, Crazy Taxi is an entirely different deal.

That's just what the government wants you to think. </Gribble> But man, that's awful. Had no idea he was that young.

There's a 133 1/3% chance that ends badly.

I think this goes here. . .if it doesn't, feel free to move it. The folks behind Wrestlequest, which was supposed to come out today, have announced that the game will now come out on 22 August. Apparently they found something during final testing that caused players to lose their save game progress while playing across multiple platforms.

There's not a snowball's chance that Reigns drops the title before Wrestlemania 40. It's just a matter of who they're going to try to build up to put over him and whether or not they'll actually pull the trigger on it. . .but they're pretty rapidly running out of people. I'd say GUNTHER, but I don't think the E has the stones for it.

I am somehow unsurprised.

Paul Reubens, who damn near everyone knew as Pee-Wee Herman, has passed away at the age of 70. https://nypost.com/2023/07/31/paul-reubens-dead-pee-wee-herman-actor-was-70/

Thank you for playing, Mr. Snyder. Enjoy these lovely parting gifts.

The Borderlands movie officially has a release date.

Yes, the Arena Football League is officially back in 2024. Teams located in the following cities: Austin, TX Bakersfield, CA Boise, ID Chicago, IL Cincinnati, OH Denver, CO Everett, WA Lake Charles, LA Nashville, TN Odessa, TX Orlando, FL Philadelphia, PA Salem, OR San Antonio, TX St. Paul, MN Tallahassee, FL Texas gets three teams and there are a couple of teams in weird spots, but it's officially back starting in April of 2024.

Hey, I finally made it through Act I of Diablo IV! Hooray for me! Enjoying the heck out of it so far, honestly, save for a couple of bosses that have just pissed me off to no end.

The Arena Football League is making a "big announcement" one week from today, presumably having to do with the return of the league.

Well, this game is not going well for the Rockies. It's 23-0, Angels. . .in the top of the fourth inning.