Ultimo Necro

TNA is booking Von Erichs. In Texas. Even they cant mess this up right?

Nearly as good as my "El Generico's Mexican orphans" King of Trios team idea I had.

Wait what? Triple H tried to bamboozle the Shield with paperwork... their one weakness. Cesaro and Alicia Fox had a "Kick peoples faces off" competition. I like the look of this Davy Crockett character. If this leads to Sandow being lost in Cleveland then I can totally get behind that. Such a weird episode of Raw.

If we learned anything from the playoff finals and the Champions League finals is that in the 90th minute, get that shit down the other end of the field. Someone posted this in the UFC Gif thread but it totally sums up the playoff finals.

Epic build for this one.

Those episodes of Sky Sports News were a pretty good effort, normally they end with lingerie clad lovelies running after the host and a small bald man getting patted on the head.

He died right around this time.

I read that Grado and Drew McIntyre grew up a couple of towns from each other. Drew's accent I can totally understand, Grado not so much. Although the video of Cabana arriving at the Edinburgh festival last year was funny.

Good lord, from 14:00 onwards in that above match is fantastic fat guy action. Squashy Squashy for Ho Ho Lun. I am sold on Jim Diehard and Benton Destruction and Cyanide.

Alicia Fox continues to be awesome. Wade Barrett was tremendous once again. Pink Suited Rosebud guys facials were the absolute best when Swagger grabbed him.

Seriously, hire Masters, Steiner and Joe. Have them squash jobbers every week on TV. Take my money Jarrett.

In yet another surreal WWE.Com article, Seth Rollins picks The Necro Butcher as his favorite wrestler. http://www.wwe.com/classics/whos-your-favorite-wrestlers-favorite-wrestler/page-6

But why was he driving past the Tallaght bypass? Skimming the page I was like.. First off why is Shane O'Mac running for office.... in Ireland... oh, its not Shane... oh, and theres Devitt. Those McMahon's all look the same!

Alicia Fox was the greatest last night. Her Northern Lights suplex makes me feel funny, visual T-Plus. Post-match she really went for it as well.Great stuff. Usos & Cena vs. Wyatts and Fandango vs. Dolph were fun matches as well. Lana would have been a great manager in the 80's/90's against Duggan. "Hawk-Sah Jeem Doogan. Hak-Twooie, You are Jaybron. Super Athlete - Rusev! make him hoo-mble!"

They would rather watch 3 hours of Raw than 1 minute of Impact.

Royal Rumble 1991, my friend Kevin ordered the Rumble and we went to his house. After that I was hooked, every PWI / The Wrestler I could get, every time any wrestling was on TV, rented every video from the local store a million times, I remember my mom bought me WCW Halloween Havoc Chamber of Horrors from the store because I rented it so much, it was the cheaper option.

The whole CZW / RoH stuff was great, remember the old CZWFans board exploding when it was rumored that Super Dragon monkeyflipped a fan during one show. RoH as a whole has a pretty good history of pull aparts and multi man riots! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMKFyyPZ1xw

Lost it completely here. 100% true. "So, what DID you do when you squired for Ser Whipwreck?" "I killed a man at November to Remember" "What did you do?" "Sprayed mist in his eyes."

Fairly certain I could beat up all of Chikara apart from Eddie Kingston and Crossbones.

I think in the back, pre-Show, Vince or Hunter, probably Vince, gave a speech about what "Extreme" really means and stated that whoever took the craziest bump was getting a 10k bonus. They really went for it tonight. I hope Drew won, his was ridiculously unnecessary!

Master of Titties - Yes, Master of Paperwork - No. They should bring back big bad Vlad Kozlov to do battle with Lana and Rusev. The Usos are still my favorite thing on TV at the minute, 12 year old me would love the hell out of those guys. Enjoyed SD this week, glad the show finished on the US title.

Come on, the winner is clearly Hogan & Savage vs. WCW in that Triple cage.

Like we didnt fear the beast incarnate enough already, he can apparently time travel now. WWE.com is killing it.

Editied for grossness. Tommen, whats he like.

CM Punk being on that list at all gives me hope he hasn't completely burned his bridges with WWE. Zombie Pillman will be turning in his grave at being below the Miz.