Craig H

Life lesson: Wash your fucking dishes. I used to live with two of my buddies in an apartment and eventually had to move out because I school was suffering. After a couple weeks of moving out, I went over to hang out and immediately there was this...smell. I look in the kitchen and the dishes are just piled in there. I thought I would be nice and wash them because I still felt bad for leaving them with a 1/3rd more rent to pay each month. After the first couple dishes I grabbed, a cloud of gnats or fruit flies flew up. I dug around some more and found the sponge. I did not touch said sponge because... it was full of maggots. I've never been so horrified in all my life. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. I later came to find out that they would just keep spraying Febreeze in the kitchen to tamp down the smell. Now, I don't consider myself a clean person because I do let things get a little cluttered from time to time, but I know I'm a hell of a lot cleaner than my friends. At least I can say that they're both living much cleaner now. Part of that is due to wives and, in the case of my buddy who is still single, using paper plates and plastic ware.

Congratulations piranesi. The division belongs to the Cardinals because I don't see the Cubs taking a break from fucking everyone up. I'm shocked. I wouldn't have thought a month ago that the Cardinals would take the Central...again. I'm guessing it's more that the Central is completely inept given the Cardinals negative run differential.

Tom Brady was asked if he saw Dark Helmet take anything at the Kentucky Derby. Brady apparently laughed and said no comment.

From what I saw, it looked no different than the previous UFC games. It's going to be difficult to have that many animations going on and have those animations come from a more organic looking fighter. So instead, you get the stiff fighter movements. It's a necessary evil it seems like. I get why you don't like it. My main concern is how the fighters feel. If they don't feel like they have any weight to them, then that's a deal breaker.

I don't like to toss around the whole "man card" thing because it's dumb, but if you pass on quality time with your special lady or man for a game, then damn, turn in your man card.

There is no selling someone on Windows 8 because it's dogshit. Would you want someone to sell you on the benefits of being served dogshit?

Now crush Cena again!

So I'm reading Deadspin's WYTS for the Lions and I TOTALLY forgot Jim Caldwell was hired as the Lions HC. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA EDIT:

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, pretty!

YOUR minor league player of the year is...Kris Bryant, who put up video game numbers this year. To bring it back to the majors, enjoy first place, Cardinals.

Watched The Battered Bastards of Baseball. Tears of joy. Not much more to say than that. My jaw hurts from smiling so much and it's a good reminder for why I love baseball so fucking much.

I may also have a couple buddies be requesting to join. Thanks JT!

Apple stock is going to go up anyway once the iPhone 6 and iWatch reveals happen.

Anyone mind throwing me an invite? My name on the PS4 is CubsFanCraig.

Thursday, September 4 Green Bay at Seattle Sunday, September 7 New Orleans at Atlanta Cincinnati at Baltimore Buffalo at Chicago Washington at Houston Tennessee at Kansas City New England at Miami Oakland at NY Jets Jacksonville at Philadelphia Cleveland at Pittsburgh Minnesota at St. Louis San Francisco at Dallas Carolina at Tampa Bay Indianapolis at Denver Monday, September 8 NY Giants at Detroit San Diego at Arizona Tiebreaker #1: Eli Manning interceptions thrown 2 Tiebreaker #2: more passing yards, Andrew Luck or Peyton Manning Tiebreaker #3: Colin Kaepernick rushing yards 44

Dead Space 2 is awesome. 1 and 2 are really fantastic and 3 is a complete piece of shit. 2 also has one of the most intense video game moments ever about mid way through.

It sounds like it's worth it now. It's been patched up and another patch is on the way to fix some other issues. From what I can tell on Operation Sports, this is how the game should have released.

I liked Into the Dalek much more than Deep Breath. Some kinda messed up moments in this one with the Doctor being somewhat responsible for the one soldier's death. Neat way to bring back "Missy" too.

I still think the beating Dan takes and then dishes out in Deadwood is fucking awesome.

On paper, this show is more worthy of being a PPV than the last PPV they had. I hope the fights are as good.

It's baaaaaack. Limited Edition of Destiny on PS4 is available again on Amazon. Really debating on getting it... http://www.amazon.com/Destiny-PlayStation-4/dp/B00BGA9Y3W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409693971&sr=8-1&keywords=destiny

6 games and half a mil for the fucking owner of the team. Wow. What a punishment... I'm sure Irsay will be heartbroke while he watches those 6 games from his yacht, blowing another half a mil on hookers and coke.

ONE misdemeanor?! Wow...

Watching Malenko vs Rey Jr. from the night after Bash at the Beach. I totally forgot how small Rey Jr. was. Malenko's theme music still kicks ass. It would be even better if it wasn't in midi.

You know what would be great? Is if at the end of hour 1, Michael Sam comes out, talks about what it's like to come out, what it's like to persevere, and to never give up. That's it. End of story. Then John Cena has a promo at some point and talks about he'll never give up. Yeah, TOTALLY different circumstances, but I could see this happening. And honestly, compared to some other outcomes, I think that's far more acceptable than anything else WWE could do.