Johnny Sorrow

The show is done, they ain't taking questions, lol

That's fucking hilarious.

I have a cousin who's a crazy, Born Again/ Ex Drugged out Hippie turned Jesus Freak in the Mid-Seventies, guy. He's a lot older than me and lived in Kentucky so we were never close. We'd see each other on Christmas when I was a kid and he was in his early twenties. I'd hear stories from relatives about how "he's nuts!", but I never thought about it. One day when I was around 22 I came home from work and there was this thick letter in the mail from him. I hadn't seen him in years. I open it up and it starts real nice, all "How are you? I hear your doing well at work" then it started getting Bible quotey. Then REALLY Bible Quotey. Then nothing but scripture about how I was going to hell if I didn't give myself to Christ, written in what I remember was red ink. I got about 5 pages into this terror that was about 22 pages long two sided. It freaked me the fuck out. I called my Dad and told him I got this fucked up letter from my cousin. He laughed and said, "Ah, you finally got YOUR Crazy Brian letter!" and laughed louder. So, I'd just take that stuff and just accept the good part, put aside the weird stuff. It's not THAT bad.

Why? Deep Impact had a much smarter script, better acting, and was just all-around a more elegant piece of filmmaking. The cast wasn't quite so much an unbelievable Who's-Who as Armageddon boasted, admittedly, but DI was still working with a pretty deep bench of talent: on the IMDB cast list, you gotta go like thirty names down before you hit Kurtwood Smith and Denise Crosby in tiny parts. And it was 31 minutes shorter, too (I have no idea why Michael Bay keeps insisting on these punishingly long running times for all his movies). It had less action than Armageddon, yeah, but that movie's action was so bombastic and shaky-cam and strobe-light-edited that it was nearly unwatchable. I'm getting tired of constantly repeating "it's okay if you disagree with me, just please put a little effort into explaining the reasons behind your dissenting opinions" only to have people keep dropping their "you're wrong, Movie X sucked" bombs. Keep that shit on Twitter where it belongs. Why do you come to a communication forum which is capable of wonderfully in-depth discussion and then actively avoid saying anything but the briefest summary of your opinion? Because.

I cried. Seeing Jan Hooks and Phil Hartman be wonderful in a Schiller reel broke me up.

I've heard nothing but great things about Gone Girl being an incredibly dark comedy and I'm looking forward to seeing it this weekend.

Hey, everyone go watch ""My Man Godfrey" with William Powell and Carole Lombard. It's so funny and perfect. It's in the Criterion Collection that Hulu Plus has all of. Just fucking incredible. I haven't seen it in years and years and just watched it again.

New Wahlberg Solution is up on Skarlbro Country. We have "Jesse Ventura", "Reba McIntyre ", "Shia LaBouf", and the return of Anne Hathaway. It's fucking awesome.

Nah, he's just the kind of guy I want to watch shows with.Besides his irrational hate of the New Age Outlaws, but no one's perfect.

Whats an RKO radio picture?Entertainment for the deaf.

Good thing Abby wasn't in Sullivan's Army, otherwise he'd probably be dead. Abby's got two giant rails ready to go there. I haven't done coke in years but I'd fall off the wagon right there.

The Sullivan interview on Cornette says who it was if I recall, and whoever it was already in WCW, just saying he wasn't gonna show up for work.

I'd imagine that it'll be similar in name and basic concept only.

And now I'm stealing that as a bit for casual conversation and my podcast.

When the final ep of Peaks aired, I was so pissed at the ending I threw shit at the TV, legit. Then when I heard there was gonna be a movie I was all "Oh, ok. Cool." Then it was a fucking prequel and not a good one.

DittoFuck, I didn't know you could buy it. I made my friends and roommates watch it weekly when it aired. If they wanted to hang out at my place those nights, The Flash was gonna be on.

You may want to wait until I finish my entire Hogans Wall . Double album. For the movie I'm casting Beefcake as the security guard who gives away backstage passes for head.

Brother, did you see me drop the leg?? Brother, did you see me have Mean Gene drink eggs? Brother, should I have taken Orndorff's call? Ooooh aah, Brother, THAT'S THE WALL!

I absolutely loved The Flash pilot. I'm a huge Flash nerd and I just loved it. Like mentioned previously, it's got a real feeling of wonder and fun. And I didn't know John Wesley Shipp was in this! That's so cool, as I may be the only guy who watched every ep of the old show, even though I knew it kinda stunk.

I liked every character that ever appeared on Seinfeld because they were all funny.

The Wahlberg Solution just started and it's fucking awesome. The guy who does Mark Wahlberg on Doug Loves Movies is doing Politically Incorrect with three other impressionists where they riff and improv in character solving the worlds problems. The girl who does Anne Hathaway is fucking hilarious.

That's fucking awesome, man.

Oh they were totally papering the crowd with free Hogan merch before the turn.

Man, JAPW was always so much fun.

I don't want an Austin comeback. Not because of some dopey "he'd just win and not put over blah blah" dopiness. I love that he's moved on and become successful in reinventing his career, and he doesn't need to be fucking wrestling ever again.