Johnny Sorrow

Saw this in the toy section of Target today while getting my nephew a stuffed animal Pikachu. Upon reflection, tomorrow I will own it.

I'm not, as Flash is gonna make things right via time travel at his own expense. We know this because at the end when he realizes he's gone back in time he said "Oh, Boy." They fucking did a Quantum Leap reference as part of the cliffhanger. This show fucking rules.

He had the great Georgia angle where he bought the National title from Killer Tim Brooks, his AWA run had great matches with Bock and he was the guy who turned Bock Face, him helping Hennig to turn heel ruled, there was that awesome AWA title match with Saito, his whole AWA run was great, the Dangerous Alliance was awesome, his face turn against Regal kicked ass, and him against Bischoff was a blast.

Zybysko was fucking great. The entire heel turn on Bruno with the promos and matches is some of the greatest Pro Wrestling of all time.

So once again I helped run this year's Frozen Dead Guy Days up in Nederland CO, this weekend. We had somewhere between 15,000 to 20,000 people there this year. We were included in USA Todays top ten festivals in the country, so that's cool. http://frozendeadguydays.org/ Here's a few pics. One of our Coffin Race teams, I announce the races Team Pink Socks, our 6 Time Coffin Race Champs. Six straight undefeated years. Human Foosball One of our Polar Plunges, an event I run and announce I'm in the background by the speaker My pal Rob competing in the Frozen Salmon Toss Rob, Me, and Brad...best friends since the Fourth Grade. Me and Rob live here in CO, Brad was visiting from Jersey.

Hey man, if you're referring to my shit, I made a bad joke and I feel bad about it Don't be. A guy I know just quit a Facebook group he was in cause they were all going on about how Benoit deserves to go into the HoF before the kid.

I just discovered The Inbetweeners and I'm almost done with the first season. I really love it.

So they got Robert Forster to play Backstrom's father. This show rules.

My nephew is on a Ghostbusters kick, so I introduced him to The Real Ghostbusters cartoon and he's loving it. Apparently every episode is on youtube.

I've loved all of Brock's matches. But Bryan had Mania 30. That trumps everything, as far as I'm concerned.

That's that brass ring being grabbed at, right there.

" I hate to bother you. Do you think you could give me an autograph, please? Some show tonight." "Sure. What'd you say your name was?" "You're dead, fucker."

Man, the Whiplash soundtrack is fucking awesome. I've been listening to it all day.

New Wahlberg Solution is up and it's fucking hilarious.

The movie ends on a high note, and it looks like a happy ending, but it's not. Paul Reiser's expression as he's watching the whole thing unfold is a big indicator of that. There's an interview with the writer/director where he's asked what he thinks happens after the last scene. He says that he thinks the kid probably burns out and dies in his thirties. And I adore that. The sabotage was basically the cymbal thrown at his head. And he responds by becoming in that moment, Bird. I just watched Whiplash and I fucking am worshipping at it's alter. If they did an ending where Andrew blows away the crowd but then does some sort of. "Fuck you" to Fletcher and walks away with his Dad after throwing down his sticks, it would have stunk. This movie was fucking perfect.

I just watched "Life, Itself". Man, what a wonderful movie. See, Siskel and Ebert hold a real special place in my heart. A place called Saturday. Saturday was when I got to see cartoons. Saturday was when I got to watch wrestling. Saturday was when I got to see Star Trek reruns and In Search Of. And at night, Saturday was staying up late to watch Monty Python and Saturday Night Live. And Saturday was when Siskel and Ebert were on TV. Saturday was the best day.

When Marty sealed his fate in WWF by not being able to sell that the shit tasted good. Vince holds grudges.

That kid in the crowd is gonna have both eyes pop out of his head. He's getting a goooood look. Only to be topped by the guy in the red t-shirt. That man's eye is twitching from the view. Topped by time traveling Howard Finkel there from 1982.

I support this.

Welcome back, man!

I had that exact same shirt.

Pet Peeve: People who no longer like something but instead of just not indulging in it, constantly complain about it. It's the behavior of maniacs.

Celery is awesome. When I was a kid we didn't have money for dessert. Our dessert was always either a celery stalk with some salt on it or a peeled carrot . To this day when someone at a party brings out the vegetable platter I devour the celery and carrots like they were candy.

The second edition of BRAINBUSTER, the Pro Wrestling Quiz Show is up and in the ether! Join me, Johnny Sorrow and Matt Denton on the board as Champion Marty, aka Superstar Sleaze takes on the Canadian Destroyers, Kelly aka Ricky Jackson, and Steven aka Grimmas in a battle of wits, wagers, and wrestling! It's BRAINBUSTER TWO, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! https://soundcloud.com/jerryvonkramer/brainbuster-episode-2

That'd work if he was a good guy. What'd be fun is if slowly the crowds embrace him for this, and then he gets a win over another bad guy, and the do the turn.