Johnny Sorrow

So a Smashburger opened in our town the other day. I'd heard how good the burgers are there but I figured it was hype. Just another fast food burger. Holy shit, it's the best fucking burger that's not homemade. Delicious.

Tony is the greatest.

Wrestling hell, podcast gold.

No, they'd be saying "why did you think Show is a good guy? When he left he was a bad guy and nothing has happened to make him a good guy".

Well that's not totally strange. Bobby once had Hanson sit in on a set. Lol To be fair, there's a MAJOR stylistic difference between Hanson and Bieber.Oh totally. Hanson play instruments and are really talented. And yeah, apparently Beiber is getting into the Dead and especially Phish.

The quick money part is a joke, but Martin Sheen has been arrested on a few occasions during protests.

Devil worshipper Kevin Sullivan was my favorite guy I could only read about and see pictures of back when I was 13. Thanks to the mags, Florida was this amazing wrestling and I could only read about it

Like I said, it didn't really make sense that Show came back as a happy, hand slapping good guy in the first place. I'm wagering that's all an act, and he's gonna fuck over Bryan, and Bryan will eventually beat the giant that HHH has put in his way. Tonight's clue was that Miz and Doplh had to fight, and Show had to watch. Show really wasn't punished . I want to see Show go nuts and beat up the Shield but wrestling tends to take that, and turn it into heel heat based on fan disappointment .

Those Fallen Angel pics that the Apter mags would run helped this guy a lot when he was a young teen.

I love Ryback calling himself "The Big Guy." He's so great in this role.

He needed the quick money to keep bailing himself out of jail after getting arrested during protests.

Yeah, that's what they need, vehicles. A Fast And The Furious style group. Maybe, some white Hummers too. That's the key to success.Hulk Hogan is one of the biggest names in the history of professional wrestling. Having him on your roster should be an asset. You drag him out or drop his name to impress sponsors or entice licensees. You don't take business advice from him much less follow it because Hulk Hogan's a moron. Might as well put Scott Steiner in charge. At least Steiner can do math and probably realizes that spending millions while losing millions is bad business. Probably make more sense on promos too.TNA's "growth" in the three years since Hogan/Bischoff have come aboard:- The branding is completely confused with the half-ass name change from TNA Wrestling to Impact Wrestling.- TNA has been stripped of any brand identity it had by changing the six-sided ring to a regular four-sided ring, screwing with the "no limits" X-Division by adding weight limits and goofy 3-way rules, and depleting their once strong tag team and women's divisions. All things that differentiated TNA from WWE.- Lost viewers and status by entering into an aimless Monday Night War unprepared because...going head to head with Raw is the key to success just like the 90s.- Spent millions to do live TV with minimal difference in the ratings because...live TV is the key to success just like the 90s.- Left the Impact Zone and spent millions to take Impact on the road with minimal difference in the ratings because...going on the road is the key to success just like the 90s.- Closed off potential revenue streams with the reduced PPV schedule while giving PPVs away on Impact.- Closed off potential revenue streams with the reduced house show schedule with zero promotion put towards those shows that actually do occur.- Closed off potential revenue stream with the closing of the VOD service. I don't directly blame Hogan/Bischoff for this other than it was probably a cost cutting measure but it's a step backwards nonetheless. Always thought they should've bought video libraries that WWE didn't own like Continental, Deep South, Portland, whatever Memphis they could get, etc. Even more recent stuff like McManus' WWA, Wildside, Windy City and the various non-porn women's promotions. Maybe even license current AAA or NJPW footage for English commentary.In the past three years, the only positive thing that Hogan/Bischoff have accomplished is they made Russo quit and even that took two years.I'm pretty sure you're kidding, but by "vehicles" he's talking about movie and TV show appearances, I'm pretty sure. Like Thunder in Paradise was a vehicle for Hogan. Apologies if I didn't get your joke, man.

I'm not sure they understand what guaranteed means. I'm thinking, in "WWE Land", the COO can over rule a "guaranteed contract". Either that, or Show is pretending he's mad and he's really in HHH's pocket.

So JBL said that if Show didn't obey HHH would "tear up that guaranteed contract."

I'm stuck at the mechanic's right now watching Price Is Right on their TV. When did every contestant start wearing a bunch of stupid t shirts with dopey matching sayings their groups all wear ?

His stand up blows but he's great and touching as Mater.

That's totally badass.

But he's great in Cars.Some days I feel bad for Johnny. We have to frustrate him each and every day but there's probably nowhere on the internet that he'd be frustrated less."Why can't you squares just LIKE stuff?" At least we like some things Johnny. At least we like some things.The deal with Cars is that grown nerds who still dont have drivers liscences who live to watch children's cartoons can't relate. Add in the instant hate for Larry the Cable guy and Owen Wilson, despite both guys being fucking great, with a dash of "I hate NASCAR" and not feeling the whole love of small towns...Well, you get a bunch of grown men who hate on a truly wonderful, emotional, and incredibly made film.

Yeah, he sounded like he'd done a few lines, lol.

Didn't Game Plan make,like, a gazillion dollars?

But he's great in Cars.

Man, Valiant was the GLUE of that midcard. But I wonder why they paired him up with someone as charisma-less as Paul Jones when there had to be better choices out there (in terms of managers) to be his antagonist.Cause Jones was such a stick in the mud, joyless, square. Jimmy's total opposite.

As the biggest Jimmy Valiant fan alive, I love this idea.

I like it. Sounds more bad ass than Sami Callihan. That's the guy who owns the deli down the street.

Bryan didn't call her a whore, he called her trash. It's not the same thing. And a guy with anger issues just might do something like that.