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Koji Kanemoto syndrome.

Drawing 30 in the rumble and leaving early, having forgotten to actually enter the match. And then teaming with Curtis Axel as the Un-Eliminators.

Bad Day vs Usos? Tamina opposing her cousins? Naomi opposing her husband (and brother in law)? Well, they do do best friends fighting well... Cesaro, Neville, Ziggler & Dudleys vs Stardust, Ascension, Breeze & Mark Henry. Because you need a big guy for Cesaro to do the swing to, and you can never have too much Mark Henry.

Looking at the view counts on UpUpDownDown videos, and it seems Seth Rollins is the biggest star on the channel. Is WWE booking that good at making people stars, or is he just super entertaining (and therefore shareable) when he hasn't got a script?

IRS is in the Hall of Fame?

Usos, Lucha Dragons & Ryback vs New Day & ... two other guys. There's nobody left on the heel side who makes sense, is there? Curtis Axel & Damien Sandow? Tyler Breeze & Jack Swagger? PTP random heel turn?

It's not once in a lifetime. It's once ever in human history. Also, Sonnen nearly beat Anderson Silva because Silva broke his rib in training camp and fought anyway. [Conor McGregor]Because he's not a quitter like that worthless yellow coward Jose Aldo[/Conor McGregor].

I thought that was Blade Hart?

Like this, from Capt Lou Albano's birthday (before he died):

"He's been having matches in the pro-Wrestling business for seven years" was too much to type. "Twisted Sand" Tyler Fullington, apparently. How the fuck you twist sand I don't know. It's be more like... stirred sand, surely?

John Wayne Parr filmed that? He was a hell of a fighter back in the day. Although you'd have to be with a name like that, really.

Don't get rid of the Sanchez. Best Off-Road vehicle in the game by far. Captures are fun, but they're really dependant on even teams. If one team has a man advantage, they win easily. Also, doing them without locked weapons basically equates to a 0-0 draw because homing missiles and proximity mines.

A school in Stoke-on-Trent had a Superhero day on Friday (for Children in Need), where the kids could dress up as their favourite Superhero. One of them wore this:

Sandman, for 52 year old guy who's apparently not lived that healthy of a lifestyle*, doesn't look that bad. Missy** looks like she's had a lot of work done (because she has) but who knows what she'd look like if she hadn't? According to Wikipedia, Tyler Fullington is 26 now. And a 7 year veteran of the Professional Wrestling as well. * May have been exaggerated to make it a stronger gimmick. But probably not. ** They're the same age? I'd assumed Missy was way older, because she was on TV in WCW for years before anyone knew who Sandman was.

If she's got any sense, she'll fire Edmund, move to Poland and train striking with Joanna's team. But I think there's a bit too much Diaz brother mentality in her for that. She'd rather blame losses on her own mistakes than admit someone was just better on the night... although she did do the complete opposite of fight a smart fight. If you're being over aggressive and being outclassed by a better striker who is lethal angling out off the back foot, the one thing you should never do is keep lunging at them. If she'd started backing off and making Holm come to her more, well, it's a lot easier to clinch up with someone moving in than someone moving out. If only she'd had an intelligent fight analyst in her corner to tell her what adjustments to make. Or even to make adjustments, rather than tell her she was doing well and stick with it. She did seem wierdly out of shape in the fight as well. Much less defined musculature than usual (or at the weigh in), and visibly blowing up early. Did all those sub-minute fights convince her that she didn't need cardio? Or was she injured and unable to train, or something? I know a lot of it must have been taking punishment, but Holm seemed to land less to the body than usual, and her body shots hadn't been as effective in previous fights. If they do Holm vs Tate next, and then the winner gets Rousey, that's probably better business. Even if Tate beats Holm (styles make fights), Rousey vs Holm 2 is still on the table, either as a contender's battle (babyface being forced to earn a title shot she should have been freely given = money) or as Rousey's first defence when she beats Tate again (styles still make fights).

I just have two questions. 1: Did they film both semi-finals and the final at the same time, to make sure Seth would be around? And 2: Is KenyaBaxterZXW actually Xavier Woods himself? Because he seems to mostly post UUDD vidoes in this thread and not much else.

The screen on the apron is dangerous. At at time when apron spots are something guys like to do, let's put something with a hard edge up against the one apron they're most likely to use it for. Triple H scraped himself to shit on the one at Mania, he was all red and burnt looking. Also, if you're going to have a screen, might as well use it to display something other than a still image, eh? Although if you do, then the hard camera shit is going to be too busy and it could distract people from watching what's happening in the ring... so basically have someone throw someone else into it soon and pretend it's been blown up. That's all it's good for.

Just completed God of War 1 again. I really hate the platforming bits. Just terrible. Can't believe the people who made it thought they were a good idea. They aren't a good idea. They ruin the game.

UK & Ireland definitively better than the rest of the World. Bit of a funny game, you could tell why a few of them retired. Not often Darren Fletcher looks around the team and realises he's the fastest and most agile midfielder out there. And double Beckhams on the pitch because Brooklyn is absolutely good enough to be out there. At one point, Rio Ferdy was going to play. With Terry and Cole in the same defence. But then he changed his mind. Zizou wasn't there for obvious reasons, but the FFF says France vs England at Wembley is absolutely still going ahead no matter what.

No, that was last decade. This decade, you just say your account was hacked and you can get away with anything.

I was watching the bonus disc on the Blu-Ray boxset, and there's a collection of Star Wars parodies and tributes from across TV and film. One scene is two guys in Have I met your Mother saying exactly that. Also, Mila Kunis pops up in a Stormtrooper suit at one point.

I still think of him as the blond guy with the flat top. I thought the Crow thing was just an angsty phase he would have for a couple of years. The original look and character always suited his in-ring style better than the moody goth thing too. On the Buffer front, apparently he gets $100 every time anyone says "Let's get r***y to R****e" on television, anywhere in the world. I censored it in this post in case he gets paid for people posting it on the internet as well. It's kind of odd that he got to be the big name in Ring Announcing, when he's not even the best ring announcer in his own immediate family. Although you could also say that about Jimmy Lennon Jr., too. His Dad is a double a hall of famer (Boxing and Meltzer).

The other person is Edmond. Edmond holding a title belt? Even though boxrec doesn't acknowledge his existence, let alone say he's won any titles? I think Ronda's Mum might be on to something.