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Yeah, I don't hate Michaels like a lot of posters here do but that promo has to be one of the worst, if not the worst, things he's been involved with.

There is no blues that can sound quite as heartfelt as mine Lamented at the gorge of the river, I watched it weep its banks dry I hum the sorriest tune on the bar at these dives Send all the patrons running home to make up with their first wives My prose as purple but not as pretty as Lucerne For sweet nothings from the lips of a gargoyle, nobody ever yearned Perpetually a philistine, but darling I am longing to learn Been looked at like the rotten grape on the vine, while you and yours are drinking Sauternes. (But the low) is, what I came for (And to bask) in a darkness I do adore I am the magpie's solo, the sorrow that makes you salute Pounding the earth for the early worm, I'm a glutton but it's good for my glutes I was solace to the sirens, the bait on the fisherman's rod the hook took me far from my family, but closer to God http://youtu.be/TlqOlWNwnvY

My tentative plan is to just vote WWE all the way until every match is WWE, should the whole globe win out here. Which will be what, second round?

Wasn't it reported somewhere that the NXT talent helps come up with their own names? If so...yeah.

Wigger stands for "white nigger," so yeah.

Man, the Bellas really did try as hard as they could to ruin that, didn't they?

Highlight of this one is Nash taking Mark Curtis's hand and forcing him to do the Wolfpac sign when he's almost finished with Prince.

I imagine it's much more difficult to maintain a relationship with someone sitting at home that you rarely see than it is to maintain with someone you are able to spend more time with.

...get the hell out of here.

Sister, Sister was well into the 90's, and the Minnesota Twins have been around since the 60's Shut up

Also, we all love Regal and for good reason, but he's not even as active as Brock.

I rarely listen to the podcast. What problems does Austin have with the WWE? Not a big fan of the scripting of interviews, think its overproduced, and it seems clear that he doesn't think a Stone Cold angle like he would want to do would work well in the PG-era. I mean, he's still pretty complimentary towards the company and points out he's a fan, but it's just so different from when he was on top. He's also critical of the commentary. Wonder how many times he's compared good commentary to salt and pepper on a steak.

The "what" chant is perpetuated by the stupid constant dramatic pauses written into every promo, not the run-on sentence style.

Autre Ne Veut's album Anxiety in its entirety on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpD1mya5h2A Neko Case - "Night Still Comes" from The Worse Things Get, The Harder I Fight, The Harder I Fight, The More I Love You - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhnFl3Y2FVI Wavves - "Demon To Lean On" from Afraid Of Heights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgHZwrwM9jE

Austin's crack on Punk at the end of this had me rolling.

THERE IS A THREAD FOR MERCH TALK

Goddamn, the WWE goes overboard with the fucking makeup sometimes.

Ventura was great, but does he have particular moments like that Rumble and the Hogan turn that people can point to as his greatest moment? Wrestlemania 5 doesn't really cut it. In the Heenan camp on this one.

This is the only song of theirs I recall from back then, but man, it's a good one.

It actually used to be worse, they were just much better at hiding it when the brand split was around. It really just seems stupid to shoot themselves in the foot all through the fall season with that schedule when they could just put a PPV in March.

I'm sure they're really broken up about someone who cares what they say about Justin Bieber in 2013 and uses "Benoit" in that manner no longer being a fan.

Given his post-wrestling tendency to beat up senior citizens, sucky attitude may have been putting it mildly. I believe he's a hairdresser now. You're thinking of O'Haire. Which really goes to underscore Jae's point that the initial Jindrak-Billy Gunn comparison sucks, since none of you can tell him apart from the others.

20+ years and I don't think I've ever felt like WWE is booking to piss me specifically off until now. Enjoy your shitty neo-Corporate Ministry angle, my DVR has better things to do.

No wonder they eventually had Herc switch to long tights.