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    True Detective

    I want Purgatory Conway Twitty in every episode; however, I'm sort of bummed that if Ray had gotten shot a couple minutes later we would've gotten Purgatory Warren Zevon.
  2. They should keep him inside of something made out of steel...like a steel...hmm I'll have to think about this.
  3. "Hey John, this is my tag team partner Mojo Rawley." "Thanks Zack, fuck outta here. Mojo, have you ever experienced the freedom and individuality of wearing a pair of jorts?"
  4. I wonder if Cole's entire career flashed before his eyes when he almost said Crippler Crossface.
  5. Goldfinger and the 1943 Phantom of the Opera are my favorite technicolor movies. And Wizard of Oz of course.
  6. "The man that Amy Schumer said was too athletic in bed!" His real name is actually pretty porny.
  7. "500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy." He's aces in Knockaround Guys.
  8. If this was today, that caption would read "People can have my title. I just want to put on a good show and entertain the fans." ,,,,, yeah....... I"ll be right back. I have to go in the corner and die a little inside. And replace the blood with slime from the Kid's Choice Awards.
  9. I got the job! Spending my last two weeks at my current gig Fargo strutting everywhere.
  10. If you break his neck, he lets you live...but your horse is another story.
  11. I want the Inoki tie so when people ask me what it's about I can say it's because I have style...strong style, and then walk away leaving them more confused.
  12. (BP)

    True Detective

    I want an ancillary character to solve the case while everyone else is gnashing their teeth about their pasts, and then they break the fourth wall and scream, "I guess I'm the True Detective!"
  13. Magnus looks like he's being dropped into the dip from Roger Rabbit.
  14. When they started freaking out because they thought the guy with the sign was going to propose to his girlfriend I was nearly in tears. Everyone knows to expect ball breaking when they ask questions, and hopefully it keeps drunk assholes with terrible questions from stepping up.
  15. This reminded of another Tarsem Singh film, The Fall. Seriously gorgeous location shooting.
  16. Who played Jack Swagger's mascot? Never mind, just put Swagger himself in there, give him something to do.
  17. My wife is starting to feel the baby move. She told me early fetal movement is called quickening. I got excited and spent ten minutes unsuccessfully explaining Highlander to her.
  18. Rewatching T2 made me really appreciate Linda Hamilton's contribution to the Terminator franchise. It was always going to be a task to recast that part.
  19. You guys are misremembering it. That wasn't Hulk Hogan, it was Terry Bollea that feuded with Kidman. It was a shoot bro!
  20. It just needs a better caption. "Did you go out drinking with Vince bro?! At least he didn't draw any dicks." "Is this some sort of Kabuki thing? Sorry I always mispronounce it, bukake."
  21. Yes. Jericho's body has seen better days, but I think it was all the more noticeable because he was working the most ridiculously cut dude on the roster.
  22. I never realized Egg from Arrested Development was Bill Pullman's daughter in ID4, or that his wife was the Major Crime's lady.
  23. I think Genisys even doing the business it has is a testament to the goodwill fans of the franchise have for Arnold. I'm curious to see if Paramount sticks their neck out with sequels just to squeeze whatever they can out of Terminator before Cameron gets the rights back.
  24. Hannibal killing Pazzi in the book/movie is perhaps the pinnacle of the character being untouchable and theatrical. They pretty much did the scene verbatim and then immediately followed it up by showing how much he's slipping. The show's not perfect, but it's relationship to the source material and its desire to expand upon who/what Hannibal is has been really neat.
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