Football Shirt RESTART OMNIBUS thread.

[Pete]

 

Spurs have nailed their shirts for next season. I love these.

[Adam]

I'm going to show you the current Derby away kit, you can see just how pleased the players are to be seen in them:

 

[The Natural]

Like all the Spurs shirts.

 

Bradford City away shirt revealed today:

 

[Pete]

I'm going to show you the current Derby away kit, you can see just how pleased the players are to be seen in them:

 

In that specific Derby shirt or just for Derby?  

[Adam]

Well, take a look at the HORROR IN HIS EYES.

 

[Pete]

 

Speaking of guys looking... less than thrilled in their new kits. That might be even goofier than City's rave shirt ca. 2001...

[Kropotkin's Beard]

That Liverpool away kit is just about on a level with the classic Coventry City job from the late 70s.

 

[Pete]

 

When you see it...

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

I don't see it. Unless you mean the weird badge, ironic.sponsor and the fact that its made by Sondico!

[Lazlo Woodbine]

The ecstatic wee sailor? It is a bit odd.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Whoa

[Pete]

 

Not digging the all-black look, though the two-tone thing is interesting.

[Raziel]

New United Away

 

 

Don't hate it.

[Sky Blue Sam]

That Liverpool away kit is just about on a level with the classic Coventry City job from the late 70s.

City fans love the chocolate away kit. I've got a replica in my wardrobe, it was our bestselling merch a few years back.

[Pete]

Man City third shirt confirmed, and it is fucking boss.

 

[Lazlo Woodbine]

I dig the new Barcelona away kits, with their Roy of the Rovers style. Messi should go blonde to complete the effect.

[Swift]

Yeah, but could he hack it on a cold night in Melchester?

[Lazlo Woodbine]

If he had Blackie Gray bossing the midfield behind him, sure.

[Pete]

Duncan McKay would totally have a go at those sneaky Spaniards with their mustaches and their sombreros.

[Lazlo Woodbine]

As would Hard Man Johnny Dexter, and he'd tell them why too.

[Pete]

 

Ireland^H^H^H^H^H^H^Wigan third kit.

[Pete]

*spit-take*

[odessasteps]

Is that deliberate?

[Adam]

Bastard, new that was coming.

 

But at least we somehow managed to score five goals away yesterday!

 

Edit: That is our third choice kit, and since our home kit is black and white, and our away kit is maroon, the chances of playing a team in black, white and maroon are low, we'll never turn out in it.

 

Also: I mentioned previously that Derby players NEVER look happy in new strips.. I forgive them for being sultry in these ones.

[Adam]

Screw you guys, we'll have the last laugh when our new number 2 9 Virgil Tracy scores on his debut