The Comedian

We all know what Mario Lopez' greatest fight was...

I told ya'll this show was great. It's like, near-Daria or School Rumble levels of greatness.

Trumbo, or That Time Bryan Cranston Looked At His Emmy Shelf And Thought, "Hmm, You Know What Would Look Good Up There? An Oscar."

As a devout Catholic Eagles fan all you haters can suck my dick...

Kevin Owens should be proud to be fat-shamed by Vince. That puts him in the company of men like Adrian Adonis, Buddy Rose, and Vader...

So I watched that like, "Is Juliette Lewis supposed to be a female Eric Raymond or something?" and lo and behold according to IMDB her character's name is Erica Raymond... That having been said I don't think it looks that bad, it was never gonna be a literal "pastels, shoulderpads, and keytars" adaptation anyway...

And now they've actually got a picture of the pre-fight squabble:

The referee standing there like an idiot when the MITB briefcase was handed to him was even dumber

On the bright side, Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez are back doing Just For Men ads...

I interpreted as "actors who either briefly achieved or seemed poised to achieve stardom, only to either completely disappear or fall back into bit parts and TV"

I know someone will post AI's "practice" rant, but my favorite AI rant will always be his rant on Barkley after Charles criticized him. "What;s he ever done besides spit on little girls and throw motherfuckers through windows?"

Also given my love of She's All That I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the vanishing career of Rachael Leigh Cook...she should've at least hit that Kate Hudson level of "romcom stalwart"...

Emily Lloyd (^ no relation) Absolutely brilliant in Cookie and In Country, but alienated co-stars. Turned down Pretty Woman only to get fired off Moonstruck. Suffered severe depression and anxiety issues and attempted suicide. Thankfully, she seems to be doing better these days, but man she shoulda been one of the greats.

R.I.P. Sean Price

So it's more of a School Days/Master Of Martial Hearts "who the fuck wrote this morbid-ass shit?" depressing, as opposed to a Honey & Clover "Goddamn you slice-of-life anime and your tales of youthful regret and unrequited love" depressing?

Didn't someone make one of those already though?

Speaking of easy jokes, the latest Botchamania features the Yappapi strap promo played over the whipping of Kunta Kinte...

That Wendy/Charle BFF montage was such a tearjerker I nearly forgot that ...

Damn, Todd from Breaking Bad looks like he aged 20 years for this jawn...

Well, Destro is of Scottish descent...

I liked season 3 of OITNB a lot more than season 2...I liked all the character work they did, hell they even made me like Crazy Eyes and I fucking hated Crazy Eyes the first two seasons...I loved the Boo-Pennsatucky stuff, I loved Taystee becoming the "leader" of the black girls, I liked all the back stories...and most of all, I like that they finally went villain protagonist with Piper...in fact I feel like a large part of why they put such an effort into making the other inmates so sympathetic this season was to contrast them with what a selfish, manipulative bitch Piper is...

I'm totally pro-Rachel Dolezal myself. She just was vibin' to that King Sun jawn a little too hard... But I ain't gonna hate cause shit in the early 90's I was rockin' the Karl Kanis with the sock hat and the FIlas with the straps hangin' off the back, I stopped just short of hittin up the mall kiosk for a "Malcolm, Martin, Mandela and Me" shirt although nowadays I would kill to get my hands on one of those...

oh shit you aint even on season two yet my bad playa...

Just finished it. It's fucking brilliant. It helps to understand the show if you're a depressive I guess. I think the appreciation for it is building as people realize that it's less Family Guy and more Daria. It's dramedy, not straight comedy. Plus, episode five gave me two huge VA mark-out moments, the first when Cedric Yarbrough did the Chicken4Dayz ad in his Stinkmeaner voice, and the second when the newscaster voiced by Keith Olberman interviewed the Chicken4Dayz CEO and they had him voiced by Craig Motherfucking Kilborn...