Pete

THE HANSHIN TIGERS ARE YOUR CENTRAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! First pennant since 2005.

The theater ticket group my mom subscribes to is offering $5 ducats for Grand Slam (yes, FIVE DOLLARS). Unfortunately they currently require ID and I'm not passing for an octogenarian woman any time soon.

Meanwhile in the FCS, Drake drops a close one to Northwestern. No, sillies, not THAT Northwestern. The Raiders are the defending NAIA national champions, but even so.

This is soooooo cute. Love Christian breaking character for her at the end.

Mick Karch confirmed on Facebook. RIP.

The stat or that ridiculous graphics package?

My turn: Mountain West Conference absorbs Oregon State and Wazzu... and the Pac-12 name.

Put some gravitas on that name, plebe. AMALGAMATED Coasts Conference.

What a visual. Supposedly Nebraska Volleyball is one of the very few women's programs that actually turns a profit, and it's not hard to see why. They also obliterated the volleyball attendance mark, as one might imagine.

Always a shame when someone that young suffers from early onset Alzheimer's.

Congratulations to Edmonton on the first home win in Elks history.

Who the fuck runs ropes like that after almost 20 years?

A wonderful gesture for the most horrible of reasons.

Death. Taxes. "WWE is saddened." This one hits hard. Funk was a trailblazer who could do it all... maybe the all-time "five tool" wrestler, and someone who reinvented himself almost as many times as his body betrayed him. Not much more to be said... I'm just incredibly glad I got to see him live (ECW's infamous "Hardcore Heaven" with the night of a thousand chairs thrown into the ring) a handful of times when he was still a force of nature. RIP.

DDP is everyone's Uncle Jeff.

Lord yes. Give me Joker Sting over Crow Sting making stern faces at the heels like a high school dance chaperone enforcing the 18 inches rule.

It's 2023 and Prince Nana is on TNT with Sting selling a match at Wembley Stadium with a $9 million gate. If you told me this was going to happen back in 2001, I'd sic the nice young men in the white coats on you. Loved Darby's tope on Tea Leoni just for how he rebounded like he landed in a bouncy castle.

EXACTLY!

Official now after 48 hours of "yes they did/no they didn't" back and forth.

FUCK YOU GEDO YOU ARE DRUNK

Scuttlebutt is that this will be JHM's ride next year. Also, don't read the comments.

Oh nothing, just Gary Cohen setting the O's organization on fire over the Kevin Brown situation.