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I'll tell you what they should do, baby! Open the show with Reigns Goldberging Corbin. Shirts off for The Big Dog! Men's Rumble second. Lesnar at 1. Big E 2. Lesnar tosses E. Rusev from Rusev Day at 3. Bob from Lana Day at 4. Lesnar tosses Rusev. Then Elias plays out at 5. Lesnar tosses a distracted Bob. Kofi at 6. Lesnar tosses Elias. Otis at 7. Tucker at 8. Now Lesnar's getting rocked a little by the triple-team. Ali at 9. Lesnar clears the ring. IT'S BIG DOG TIME at 10! Reigns eliminates Lesnar. 11 Styles. 12 Bob Roode. 13 An Uso. 14 Ziggler. 15 McIntyre. >>FAST FORWARD>> Remaining after 26: Reigns, Styles, Another Uso, Murphy, Rowan. Seth Rollins in at 27. Big Show at 28. Rowan, Uso out. Clock ticks down for 29 and it's BUNKHOUSE BUCK! Show, Styles eliminated. Corbin at 30. Reigns tosses Murphy. AOP and Murphy help Rollins eliminate Reigns. Corbin tosses Rollins from behind. Buck clocks Corbin with his boot and wins the 2020 Royal Rumble! It's sign-pointing season in Bucksnort, baby! It's The Fiend vs. Bunkhouse Buck for the WWE Championship at the Showcase Of The Immortals, WrestleMania!
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If the Undertakers asked for a yearly fee on the name instead of being marks and asking to work matches then they really would've made out. Or The Undertaker would've gotten a different name. And hasn't Slaughter been invited to the White House multiple times? If there was something questionable about his service record then you'd think someone would've caught it then.
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I did pitch The Stable Of Studology to TNA. Reverend Robert Fuller and Dr. James Golden teaching losers how to become studs by purchasing Dr. Jimmy's Golden Elixir to nourish their body and the Reverend's teachings to nourish their minds and souls. They'd debut with a black gospel choir and Fuller banging a tambourine and telling the people to stand up and clap for the Reverend one time if they feel good. Clap two times for the Reverend if you want to feel good. Stand up straight, boy. Suck in your gut. Keep sucking, fella. Puff out your chest and act like somebody. Some of you pathetic excuses for men look like the only place you got to take a date is up to your clock tower. I got up one morning and looked in the mirror and thanked the good lord for giving me so much. Tall as a tree, strong as an ox, fast as a stallion, and as handsome and debonair as can be. And then I look out at the masses and wonder why the lord has forsaken so many of you. So I've turned over a new leaf. No longer are The Stud Stable a bunch of hell-raising ruffians. From now on we're devoting our lives to helping you sad sacks help yourself. So please, empty out those pockets and donate to the Stable and begin your journey to becoming a real man, baby! Then Eric Young on a losing streak buys in despite ODB's protestations. The Reverend takes his money and the Stable start helping him win matches. Then after a few months, EY runs out of money so the Stable lays him out and tosses him out into the street. ODB tries to help him up but he pushes her away and wanders off into the night. [INSERT Lonely Hulk music] The morning comes and we see EY digging through the trash where he finds an old donut but before he can take a bite, a hand snatches it away. It is Cody Deaner who appears to have fallen on hard times since getting dumped by ODB. He tells EY that he's in the wrong territory and if he wants to eat he has to fight. EY asks him , "You and what army?" EY is suddenly surrounded by hobos. An army of hobos. THE HOBO ARMY! They glom him and Deaner tells them to take EY to the queen. We see an old toilet sitting in an alley. A tall, skinny yak wearing an old bathrobe and a crown made of tin foil sits upon it. It's CLAIRE LYNCH! She raises a toilet plunger and declares that EY is trespassing in Hobo Army territory and if he bests her general Cody Deaner then he can sit beside her as the Hobo King. EY and Deaner do hobo combat in a dumpster match and EY dumps Deaner in the dumpster to become Hobo King. Now more crazed than ever, Hobo King Eric Young declares that the Hobo Army is expanding their territory into the Impact Zone! ODB continues searching the streets, under bridges, and hanging up posters looking for Eric Young. She encounters the returning Pope D'Angelo Dinero who tells her that the streets are talking and it's bad news for TNA, daddy. The Hobo Army invades the Impact Zone. ODB and Pope try to reason with EY. Young screams that Pope's got lust in his eyes for ODB and tries to take Pope's eye out which leads to a blindfold match between the two. Jeff Jarrett would return to tell Fuller to cut the Studology crap and give EY his money back and the Stud Stable would revert to their old hell-raising roughhousing ways and lay him out leading to a feud with Jarrett/Angle/Sting vs. The Stud Stable where if the Stable won, Karen Jarrett would become Fuller's maid for a month but if the faces won then Fuller would become Jarrett's butler for a month. The faces win and we'd get vignettes of Fuller having to deal with Karen and Jarrett's Brady Bunch-ass gaggle of kids until Bunkhouse Buck on a jetski leads a Stud Stable rescue mission outside the Jarrett's house. In conclusion, The Dark Order is too lame for Robert Fuller.
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Impact 2020 IMPACT Wrestling Thread
BEN! replied to RIPPA's topic in TNA WRESTLING (Though it forever be Impact)
Matt Hardy would be a step backwards for IMPACT. He'd be a better fit for ROH these days. Vanguard-1 versus the Briscoes on the chicken farm. PCO running amok on the Hardy Compound. There's only been 4 WHC belts after the NWA split. Two with Panda and then the GFW and current one. They just painted the blue parts red. -
Don't drop it to Rock. Intro The Shield there for a no-contest finish. Go into WrestleMania with The Ryback as champ against both Cena and Rock so "Once In A Lifetime" doesn't happen twice in a row. Roll with him til he breaks. How The Shield guys get affected is what's really important cause even then Reigns was obviously going to be the guy and Ryback was pretty much their whipping boy.
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NWA (Current Version) Discussion
BEN! replied to Doghouse Reilly's topic in FEDS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK
Corgan did try to merge all of TNA's titles into the Impact Grand Championship. Although he's also had like 4 NWA Women's Championship belts made so maybe he's just a belt mark now. The 6:05 time limit is so silly. I love JCP probably more than the next guy but the point of a TV Championship was so the people watching on TV who couldn't make it to the arena for a house show could see a title match on TV and the 10 minute time limit was because they had TV time. The NWA doesn't even do house shows and they're on the internet. They don't have any TV time limitations. Flair called himself a 60-minute man cause he'd wrestle for an hour. The NWA TV Champion, a 6-minute 5-second man. -
It is minor and they could've easily pushed it back a week with a storyline explanation with either the eye or just her being an alien that boops but instead they spotlighted their mistake and their correction doesn't make any sense cause now Riho is being punished with having to defend against 3 opponents instead of just 1 including Baker who she already beat and who also just lost the number 1 contendership as well Nylalala being rewarded with a title match coming fresh out of suspension.
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Nikolai Volkoff was homeless. He still managed to get good seats for every WWF show even before DiBiase bought him. Jameson looked like a bum but I'm not sure what he was supposed to be. He also managed to get really good seats. That might speak more to how poorly the WWF was doing at the time. Deep South Wrestling had The Bag Lady (Melissa Coates aka Super Genie). And hobos aren't really homeless. They're more like home-free.
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In 1985, the closest Bret Hart's getting to a match with a Nature Boy is Buddy Landel. I just don't think he ever had the fire to make it in a Southern territory. In 1992, he wanted to jump with the IC title so he wouldn't have even been a WWF headliner yet. He'd have to be a heel in WCW cause he's using the top guy's finisher. Maybe say he came to the WCW cause he was tired of waiting for a World Title match in the WWF and since Sting had beaten Flair then he was actually the real World Champ. Then Sting beats him and he goes down the card to the US Title and feuds with Steamboat or Dustin Rhodes. Flair wanted Cornette as his manager as a Kentucky colonel for his WWF run.
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He was also the first to rejoin. You'd think they would've done Hogan/Hall/Nash and then the Wolf Pac of Hall/Nash/Waltman later. I mean, Waltman just went in this year with DX so he's going to be a 2-time back-to-back hall of famer. The 1-2-3 Kid for 2021?
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Train robbers. Old wild west cowboys. "Bullseye" Bobby Eaton and "Dead Eye" Dennis Condrey with their parasol-carrying dandy manager Jim Cornette. This is what I've decided Vince would've made The Midnight Express.
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Kelly Klein has 57 ROH matches listed on CageMatch. Not for 2019. Total since 2015. 19 is her max for one year in both 2019 and 2018. 9 in 2017. 8 in 2016. 2 in 2015. $12-20K a year seems pretty good for 19 dates as the face of a division nobody cares about.
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The Expresses would've been fine in the WWF. They could work with anybody and they'd probably still get married to each other. Maybe Cornette would've had to wear a train conductor hat or something because I definitely think the Midnights were getting saddled with something train related. Jimmy Hart in JCP is where the money's at though. Dump Paul Jones and put Jimmy Hart in his role. I don't really think either the Harts or Bulldogs work as teams in JCP. I could see Neidhart getting over pretty well as a heel and getting turned face. The Bulldogs might've worked as heels but they'd probably be better off as singles with Davey Boy as a face and Dynamite as a vicious heel. Bland straight out of Calgary Bret Hart's not getting over in JCP.
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I'm about half way through this and they should've covered up the arena sign with an IPWF banner or some kind of sponsor sign. Suggesting that an Atari game has a commentary track is the most ridiculous thing so far. Also, it really needed some kind of establishing scene with the office guys freaking out over not being able to find the turkey suit and D'Amore jumps up and says he's got an idea and takes off running through the AXS halls until he barges into a production room and tosses a kid a VHS tape and tells him to play it and the kid just looks around at his controls all confused. Then the regular Impact open starts and then you hear a click and whir sound and some tracking lines appear and a 11/26/83 date on the bottom of the screen and then the IPWF show starts.
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This is the last thing I'm going to say about Mauro Ranallo. I know his story. It's why I have no empathy towards him. He self-medicates his serious mental issue because he distrusts "big pharma" and claims THC as being the only thing that works for him. Which clearly does not and is also incredibly dangerous to mix a hallucinogen with an extremely unbalanced brain chemistry. It's also really irresponsible for someone that fancies himself a mental health advocate. Say some kid suffers the same extreme mood swings as him and discovers the bipolar guy from WWE and looks into what he does and tries it and suffers a psychotic break. There are plenty of people that suffer mental issues and have no support system or resources to deal with them. He's a damn near 50-year old man that makes a lot of money and has essentially made his issue his gimmick. He needs professional help not validation from nerds on the internet. So you can all return to your high horses and continue spreading empathy by exclaiming fuck Graves, JBL, Vince, Rollins, Orton, Hogan, Saudi Arabia, Big Cass, and whoever else makes you feel as if you're standing atop the mythical moral high ground. Like RiRi, GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING RECORDING ARTIST, RIHANNA, SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!
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It's good that they found a way to reuse some of that Daniel Bryan beard merch.
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Good luck. If they give you a shot, probably best not to do the old heel line where you say the white heel is a nice guy cause he's going to cheer up the black babyface by showing him Roots backwards. Just kidding. The NWA doesn't have any black wrestlers.
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If his wife wants some, she can buy a ticket.
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If Ranallo didn't run right away to vanity search himself looking to get his ass kissed, he wouldn't have ended up logging off with his chapped ass. In the words of Chuck D, welcome to the terrordrome. Also, it's always amusing that whenever it's perceived that Ranallo is up in his feelings that Meltzer starts stirring shit up and dog abandoning Frank Shamrock threatens to punch someone.
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Randy Orton is Daniel Bryan's best opponent.
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You can't draw 100,000 at Bash Near A Beach, brother. Might want to watch Impact next week.
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One would presume but the last person is going to enter and instead of the end following shortly, the teams are going to line up and the match is going to basically start over and they're going to go about another 20 minutes until everybody gets into a scrum so someone can jump off the top of the cage onto them.
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There's no beach at The U. Bash Near The Pool. I finished Full Gear. That thread is locked. WILD CARD! Actually, I quit after the title match. I only partake of the sanctioned real sports feel events. I don't understand Page beating Pac to just trade wins a few days later. The kind of booking people cry about when WWE does it. They beat Pac for no reason and Page gains no momentum. Janela is so bad. Why are they putting him in a straight match on PPV? Look at Spears' chops and kicks and then look at Janela's shitty chops and thigh-slapping-ass kicks. He also could've broken Spears' neck on that barely any air flying head scissors. And a tag rope was in the neutral corner for no reason other then to be used here. They're just wasting Tully Blanchard. At Spears got rid of the contacts. He should just go with basic black gear. And maybe just carry the chair to the ring and sit on it during the ring intros instead of wasting time with the spotlight entrance. Lucha Bros. wearing second place medals looks real dumb. SCU looked a step behind and Private Party aren't ready for prime time. Knox won't count a tag with the foot but will count a tag to the back. Pretty sure Quen was the legal man at the end too. It's a good thing the Lucha Bros. are bad sports otherwise Daniels would've made that surprise return for nothing. Penta wasn't dressed like Daniels when he attacked him. Excalibur calling him Pentagon Tres like he couldn't be Pentagon, Sr. Remsburg screwed Amy. Emi. Gawdangit. Justin Roberts on some Michael Buffer-level bullshit with that Cody/Jericho intro. Too soon to turn MJF. They just burn through stuff. Also, should've at least thrown in the scarf. Then at least some justification for a turn because Cody got blood on it.
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Not Stars & Stripes. It was the former WCW Patriots and The Samoan Savage. The Patriot and Fatu were in the WWF at the time. https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=4163 The SST in WCW at that time could've been cool depending on what kind of shape they were in. Maybe put them with Jimmy Hart and turn The Faces Of Fear face.