BEN!

If his wife wants some, she can buy a ticket.

If Ranallo didn't run right away to vanity search himself looking to get his ass kissed, he wouldn't have ended up logging off with his chapped ass. In the words of Chuck D, welcome to the terrordrome. Also, it's always amusing that whenever it's perceived that Ranallo is up in his feelings that Meltzer starts stirring shit up and dog abandoning Frank Shamrock threatens to punch someone.

Randy Orton is Daniel Bryan's best opponent.

You can't draw 100,000 at Bash Near A Beach, brother. Might want to watch Impact next week.

One would presume but the last person is going to enter and instead of the end following shortly, the teams are going to line up and the match is going to basically start over and they're going to go about another 20 minutes until everybody gets into a scrum so someone can jump off the top of the cage onto them.

There's no beach at The U. Bash Near The Pool. I finished Full Gear. That thread is locked. WILD CARD! Actually, I quit after the title match. I only partake of the sanctioned real sports feel events. I don't understand Page beating Pac to just trade wins a few days later. The kind of booking people cry about when WWE does it. They beat Pac for no reason and Page gains no momentum. Janela is so bad. Why are they putting him in a straight match on PPV? Look at Spears' chops and kicks and then look at Janela's shitty chops and thigh-slapping-ass kicks. He also could've broken Spears' neck on that barely any air flying head scissors. And a tag rope was in the neutral corner for no reason other then to be used here. They're just wasting Tully Blanchard. At Spears got rid of the contacts. He should just go with basic black gear. And maybe just carry the chair to the ring and sit on it during the ring intros instead of wasting time with the spotlight entrance. Lucha Bros. wearing second place medals looks real dumb. SCU looked a step behind and Private Party aren't ready for prime time. Knox won't count a tag with the foot but will count a tag to the back. Pretty sure Quen was the legal man at the end too. It's a good thing the Lucha Bros. are bad sports otherwise Daniels would've made that surprise return for nothing. Penta wasn't dressed like Daniels when he attacked him. Excalibur calling him Pentagon Tres like he couldn't be Pentagon, Sr. Remsburg screwed Amy. Emi. Gawdangit. Justin Roberts on some Michael Buffer-level bullshit with that Cody/Jericho intro. Too soon to turn MJF. They just burn through stuff. Also, should've at least thrown in the scarf. Then at least some justification for a turn because Cody got blood on it.

Not Stars & Stripes. It was the former WCW Patriots and The Samoan Savage. The Patriot and Fatu were in the WWF at the time. https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=4163 The SST in WCW at that time could've been cool depending on what kind of shape they were in. Maybe put them with Jimmy Hart and turn The Faces Of Fear face.

How dare these damn Canadian son of a bitches disregard the time-honored Thanksgiving tradition of having someone dress like a moron at the end of the show by having everyone dress like morons for the whole show.

The worst part of all this brand superiority bullshit is there's no team unity. You can't get any good coked-up pre-match interviews with all the guys hollering nonsense over each other. Like Roman Reigns ain't gonna howl like a dog if he's standing next to King Corbin.

The problem with journalism in general these days and Meltzer in particular is it's more opinion presented as fact rather than facts presented without bias. He practically gave himself a Pulitzer for his reporting about Mauro Ranallo leaving WWE blaming it on JBL despite Ranallo himself saying JBL had nothing to do with it. The stretching he did to make it sound like Ranallo was being bullied despite them bending over backwards to accommodate him. They added Young Boy Tom to the desk to do the plugs he couldn't get through but Jerry Lawler called him good ol' M.R. so that was clearly Vince's way of calling him a mental retard on the air. What were they implying about Jim Ross for all those years? Whenever he corrects numbers he'll issue a correction but if he ever references it again, he'll go back to his original incorrect numbers.

They can do Jericho/Rhodes in the middle of the card and do a run-in heavy Dusty finish with Cody winning and then reverse the decision later before the YB/PnP to help build towards the Match Beyond. Moxley's never going to be in title contention if all his matches are unsanctioned.

Fuck all these champion 3-ways. Give me Team SmackDown's The Big Dog, D-Brine, Braun Strowman, and Heavy Machinery vs. Keith Lee and the Lollipop Guild of NXT. Teams of five strive to SURVIVE!

https://www.f4wonline.com/roh-results/roh-experience-results-fans-vote-matches-and-stipulations-296436 Oh shit, they killed Matt Taven? Never mind. He got better.

It was the talent's fault though. You got a bunch of wrestlers who think everything's a work to begin with and then they freak out and start passive aggressively doing what they do and now the regular marks are working themselves into a shoot. Bunch of fucking marks all around. 3 planes left with no problem. The charter for the SmackDown crew also left with no problem. Maybe the real explanation is the plane don't work. I was once stuck in MIA for 8 hours with no real explanation or apologies from American. 2 hours were on the tarmac. Captain gets on the horn and says we're just waiting to get in line for takeoff. Plane after plane just rolls past us. Then the lights go out and the oxygen masks drop and he gets on the mic and says we're going to get taxied back to the gate and de-plane for a while. So after like 3 more hours they tell us the part they need won't be available until tomorrow but they're waiting on another plane to get here. That plane gets here and then they tell us they have to vacuum it. Another hour passes and they're going to get another plane and then that plane finally arrives and we finally take off. This was a 6 AM flight and I didn''t get in the air until 1 PM and this was before smartphones and I didn't have a cellphone and my dad waiting for me at ATL sure as hell didn't have one and there was no Twitter for me to tell American to eat a dick. I was listening to the classic Steve Austin Show with Dutch Mantell and he was talking about guys complaining about having to rent a car. Bunch of spoiled crybabies nowadays. Guys are just stealing money. If you're big WrestleMania moment every year is getting tossed over the top rope during the pre-show and you're just now figuring out that you're not a top priority then that's your fault not the company.

I remember people saying this and thinking they were insane cause to normal people Sami Zayn and Bayley are just weird dorks.

I'm pretty sure I've heard Jim Ross go on one of his old man steam of consciousness rants about Jungle Boy's name before. He was all, "Jack Perry. Jungle Jack. Jungle Boy? He's a grown-ass man, bah-gawd. His daddy's the late Luke Perry. He's the man of the house now. Time to be a man. Jungle Boy. Mah boy. Look at your precious curls. Time to grow up and grow some curls on his jungle balls. Jungle Boy. I'm just a Jungle Boy. Jungle Boyyy. Hrm, sassafras."

Stunt in a dinosaur costume sounds like the Dino-Mite mascot that Cody wants. You give him a big fanny pack full of t-shirts to toss at the marks on the way to the ring.

Why doesn't Rollins just go to the Bray community and burn his house down? Worked for Orton. Sort of.

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Festus sitting in the locker room looking depressed staring at his first figure. Arn walks in and looks at it. "Yeah, they did me dirty like that too, son."

Santana and Ortiz are misdirection. The Warlord and Dos Caras have to be Jericho's partners. WAR, baby!

He's not kay fabing like he used to. It was good. Some stuff I'd never heard before. Not really looking forward to hearing him do Blue Chew spots though. This one was funny cause he did a voice and wasn't really plugging it but it's going to be weird hearing that disingenuous shit coming from him like the other shameless shill hosts.

"Where's the beef?" was pretty legit. I still have no idea who Herb was. The same WrestleMania with two burger chain characters. Vince was like 40 back then and still had his finger on the pulse of pop culture. I can't imagine if he was 40 today and having to watch Tik Tok videos and scan Instahoe pages looking for what passes for a celebrity in 2019. "Bootycutie69 is here and she's living her best life at WrestleMania!"