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Here's what I see Russo booking this year's Money in the Bank: Match 1: There's a ref bump, Ambrose gets the case but Rollins attacks him and steals the case. The ref awakens to see Rollins holding the case so he's crowned the winner. Match 2: Roman Reigns is going up the ladder and has the belts within grasp but someone raises the belts out of his reach. Orton manages to make it up the ladder and knocks Reigns off to gets the belts. Rollins cashes in to end the show with the help of The Authority. Keep in mind that this is Attitude Era Russo with Vince McMahon filtering him so this would actually be interesting to see play out on TV. Your scenario for Match 1 sounds like the infamous Powerbomb match b/t Sid and Nash at Starrcade where Jarrett hit Sid with a guitar while the ref was bumped and Nash just convinced the ref that he did the damage to Sid with a powerbomb and won the match.

You forgot where WCW signs Hardcore Holly who keeps the "Hollycaust" name for his finisher and beats them all with it.

Is she spitting it on people to blind them during matches? I've only seen her current schtick a couple of times so I don't know. I think Rollins could probably pull off the mist as well.

Wrestling needs more mist. I feel like Ambrose could pull off Asian mist even though he's white.

You forgot to add the part where David gets the Honky Tonk Man gimmick and smashes balsa wood guitars over someone's head during every match. Wayne Ferris is then brought in as an Elvis impersonator impersonator and he and David feud over who is the better Elvis clone.

We do need someone to bring back goofy looking White Boy Karate ala Stan Lane, Tracy Smothers and Ranger Ross. I know Ross is black but he most definitely looked like a graduate of the Stan Lane "flail your legs around in something resembling a move you saw in a Bruce Lee movie" School of Karate.

I thought Mr. Wrench would be the one to off Malvo honestly. After the speech Molly gave him in the hospital and Malvo freeing him and telling him to come see him if he was still "sore" over his partner, I thought Wrench would get a redemption arc and complete it by killing Malvo. So there were a few loose ends in the show. Stavros, Widow Hess, Chazz and his wife and the aforementioned Wrench. Stavros' arc was kind of left hanging after his son died and the fish storm. Hess wasn't mentioned again after not getting the insurance money. Chazz will get out of jail and the truth will come out about Lester so what happens with him and his (ex?)wife? And Wrench is still on the loose with no employers, his partner is dead and the guy he would've taken revenge on is dead. Anyone think that if there's a season 2, one or more of those characters could get revisited? I'd like to see a follow-up with Wrench and also Chazz and family.

He's got that top rope X-Factor as well.

A Playboy Buddy Rose song? I think you just won DVDVR for the year my friend.

Yeah it's a really good match. Also, that same show features The Ding Dongs and what I can only presume is Jack Victory under a hood as The Terrorist on a show taking place on a military base.

Unfortunately, steps one & two were: 1. Get famous. 2. Write book. WWE should just start releasing a series of books written in kayfabe by talent. Who wouldn't want a book of bad news written by Wade Barrett? I'd read a book by 3MB talking about going to their gigs and how Drew's crazy wife keeps following them around to keep the groupies away, how Jinder pulls the most groupies b/c of his sense of humor and how Heath Slater gets free Wendys whenever they go to a really rural town b/c they all think he's related to Wendy.

It takes a long time for orders to get from King Curtis in the Dungeon of Doom to the upper world of mortals.

The video is not the worst, the comment section is. The first comment:

It reminds me more of the Jericho heel turn in WCW than anything else. If it leads to her screwing up people's names and calling Renee "Gene Mean" then I can fully get behind it. I'd love for her to start calling herself the Woman of 1004 Moves and do a segment where she reads all of her moves from a stack of computer paper.

My take-away from those results was that I'm astonished that Chris Adams was not only drawing a paycheck from WCW in 1998 but winning matches and that Finlay and Saturn were evenly matched. That's actually a match I would've liked to have seen back then.

Add Mike Rotundo and you can have a NoSack

Also, during Over the Edge 98 when he was doing the ring intro for Brisco and talking about Brisco Bros Autobody, JR sarcastically said, "well we know who does the rear end work there..."

I can't believe Hogan stole Bob Holly's gimmick.

Gorilla was always mentioning that long-time rumored partner of Patterson went to the "Terry Garvin School of Self-Defense" in the late 80's. Plus Bret makes references to how everyone in the locker room knew in the 80's and Holly mentions that Patterson would frequently joke about it backstage.

Not that I know of. I got a used disc from Gamestop. I think it's the Game of the Year edition that comes with all of the DLC's. I tried recruiting Veronica when it was just Boone and me (I had idolized status with the Brotherhood of Steel at that point) and she wouldn't come with but Arcade came with me after I recruited Cass.

Doing that and clearing the cache has helped a ton. Freezes a lot less now and I even have two companions; Cass and Arcade. Boone got pissed at me when I did a Legion mission. I also just murdered the entire Brotherhood of Steel. I went and stocked up on all of this armor piercing ammo but once I got there, all I had to do was hack the computer terminal that had the turrent control and that took care of them.

Jesus Christ. Maybe it's because I'm used to the immediate medical attention they've been giving guys for at least the past 10-15 years, but I cannot believe that at any point, no medical personnel came down to ringside after it was blatantly obvious that one of the competitors was comatose on the mat. Kayfab brother.

It's also a line from SLC Punk. Stevo: Wait, time out. I just wanted to ask real quick, if I can. You believe in rebellion, freedom and love, right? Mom: Absolutely, yes. Dad: Rebellion, freedom, love. Stevo: You two are divorced. So love failed. Two: Mom, your a New Ager, clinging to every scrap of Eastern religion that may justify why the above said love failed. Three: Dad, you're a slick, corporate, preppy-ass lawyer. I don't really have to say anything else about you do I dad? Four: You move from New York City, the Mecca and hub of the cultural world to Utah! Nowhere! To change nothing! More to perpetuate this cycle of greed, fascism and triviality. Your movement of the people, by and for the people got you... nothing! You just hide behind some lost sense of drugs, sex and rock and roll. Ooooh, Kumbaya! I am the future! I am the future of this great nation which you, father, so arrogantly saved this world for. Look, I have my own agenda. Harvard, out. University of Utah, in. I'm gonna get a 4.0 in damage. I love you guys! Don't get me wrong, it's all about this. But for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say "FUUUUUCK YOU!" Dad: Steven, I didn't sell out son. I bought in. Keep that in mind. That kid's gonna make a hell of a lawyer, huh? Mom: Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a son of a bitch. Dad: Well fuck you dear.

Florida? But that's America's wang! If The Gambler makes a comeback, I want him to change his name to Gamblor and wear neon claws.

I believe X-Pac actually trained him and they rehearsed the match pretty extensively. IIRC, Shane bought a ring up to Minnesota and trained with Pac up there.