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Bulldog in 1995. Because usually he had bugger all for cardio, but on this night, he was second in and last out.

Lewis is too Ginger. Fassbender is German/ Irish and therefore not British enough. Hiddlestone is probably getting it... but Elba would be better. He's intimidating like Bond should be (and no screen Bond has really projected fearsomeness like Elba can). T-Hiddy is too skinny; You don't look at him and think he would win a fist fight. And James Bond should look like that.

See if you were buying a shooting game for a 12 year old boy, who's got an Xbox One but not got live, so plays offline... which is better, The Division or Halo 5 (or Halo collection)? And is either of them super-gory, because I don't think his Mum would be down with him playing Doom or something like that (even though he used to play CoD every day in her house when he was 9). Also, in that situation, is Evolve worth it if it costs the equivalent of $9.85?

ftfy. * Except Chris Leben, who he beat.

Can you do Arrival (and Project Overlord) after the suicide mission if you want? Because I'm tempted to do it like that. (Basically so I can get the Insanity trophy and the Platinum that comes with it, then ram it down to easy for the DLC trophies I'm missing).

Game show network. Fits in with being on Challenge, after the reruns of Bullseye* and before Video Game Nation (Wrestle Talk TV was cancelled). * This is what Challenge shows, when it's not showing TNA:

Austin's face when Becky is making with the unintentional innuendoes about Dark Chocolate!

Load-out doesn't really matter at all. Before too long, you'll only be using guns to fill time while waiting for your powers to cool down. Like Mass Effect.

Patrick Stewart awesomeness:

Never would have guessed that Kofi was stronger than a guy built like Eli Drake. I guess explosivity goes a long way.

If there were White Walkers between Castle Black and Winterfell, Sansa would have arrived as an Ice Zombie. And GoT has steered clear of the 'Meeting your dead friends now they are Zombies' set piece (happens too often in Walking Dead, innit?) even though it happened in the books during the rout from the Fist of the First Men. Small Paul isn't in the show though.

The new James Bond meets not the new James Bond. But which is which? And if they're both such huge stars, why aren't Thor movies the biggest thing since sliced Beatles?

All Yorkshire final? Get in! There should be four or five Yorkshire teams in the Prem, get rid of all of those Lancastrians and Southerners.

Kane is from London. Hence the Spurs (and Arsenal) fans chanting "He's one of our own" about him. Bale and Ramsey are Welsh.

Brazilian crowds are always awful. Just a bunch of xenophobes. They don't come to watch the fights, they come to watch Brazilians win, and when the Brazilians don't win, they don't respect whoever bested them. UFC should just book every match as Brazil vs Brazil on those shows, just to make the fans be less shit.

Probably Northern Ireland. But if you're a Scotland fan, the ROI and Wales are also your celtic brothers.

You have to play him in the friendlies, just to see where he is. He's had basically no game time in the last season, he's just come back from a long injury, he's got no match fitness and... nobody knows how good he is, post-injury. But with the possibility he might still have it, he's worth looking at, to see what he's got right now. Of course, if Roy was picking the team based on league form, he shouldn't be within ten foot of the England team, because he's not played. Having said that, Barkley's in there and Everton have been useless for months.

I think they're trying to give the impression that everyone thinks the White Walker's can't pass the wall. Although really they should have had someone actually say that. Tormund sure loves him some Brienne, eh? About Ramsey's megapush: Pride comes before a fall. And he's got 2000 Wildlings marching South, plus the Knights of the Vale marching North to contned with. And the Knights of the Vale are the only army in Westeros that hasn't suffered any casualties at all since the show started, and hence are probably the strongest military force remaining (especially after what's about to happen to the Tyrell & Lannister forces when they try to fight the Faith Militant soon).

ftfy.

You know who was a bad announcer in Wrestling? Michael Buffer. He was worse in the early UFC though. It's odd because he's great in his real job in Boxing... and Jimmy Lennon Jr is just as good no matter what he's announcing. But take Michael Buffer out of a boxing ring and for some reason he goes terrible. Li'l Bro Bruce is better.