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That really sucks because that's how I keep up with Flash and Arrow.

I agree, but it's wacky where some people place their suspensions of belief.

For a show with faerie children who can create ice wizards out of men who can then turn babies into ice wizards and raise the dead to create ice zombies, kids who can grab a tree branch and see into the past alongside a thousand year-old man, giant wolves, people who can leap into the brains of those wolves, kids who can see into the past via a tree branch and interact with people that are part of the past, kids who can leap into the brains of giant sized men and create a time feedback loops that can cause those men to be mentally handicapped for life, women who wear magic necklaces that make them appear young and hot as fuck, women and men who can raise the dead but they don't come back as the same sort of dead people that the ice wizards bring back, three fucking dragons that hatched from ancient eggs, and a girl who can catch on fire and not be burned you people certainly are sticklers for reality. Jesus fucking Christ.

Pretty sure the Simon Williams thing is just an Easter Egg for fans. He's probably just appearing on posters. There are posters for a Tony Stark biopic, but Downey isn't in GoTG2.

Streaks? Goldberg? Of course they are wasting the Gzim mopper rub on a part timer.

Matt Hardy has gone from a chubby pillhead who I wished prison upon to a chubby pillhead who I can't wait to see what he does next.

Nia Jax is the only person who doesn't look like they are going to die in the ring with Asuka. Even the Bayley match was weird because Asuka was throwing these lethal strikes and Bayley just threw some light, play fighting kind of stuff back at her. Nia was good at absorbing offense and throwing bombs back. I liked that match.

Jism?

So's my FACE!

The Hurricanes actually had a great season ticket drive this year. I think if the team can play like it did from December to March of last season, you're going to see attendance continue to rise. This is a damn good hockey team.

Roman Polak is just terrible.

That story is the leading cause of vaginal dryness in the UK.

I think it's a reference to Jeff (his brother) having the middle name Nero. Brother+Nero.

I don't have POP or whatever network Impact is on, so I first saw the short clip and then last night I saw the Director's Cut that was on twitter. The most hilarious thing to me is the gardener talking to Matt as he's walking towards the building with the ring in it. Matt responds in character, but I don't think that was planned. Who knows, maybe that part aired on the show.

It's like a behind the scenes look at the Gathering of the Juggalos. The Abyss thing was weird too.

That's what Matt's voice sounds like.

Congrats Matt Hardy, for making our state government the second most embarrassing thing about North Carolina.

Is Matt making his voice sound like Dr. Evil on purpose?

You work with Drake?

I'm oddly okay with that scenario if it's true. Bring everyone up and rebuild NXT around La Sombra and the newer signees. I love NXT, and I loved it pre-Network.

What in the bloody blue fuck did I just read?

Will the weird frost mark on Bran's arm fuck with the wall's magic?

So I got curious and signed up for the Marvel Unlimited gimmick. I've read a few things, mainly stuff that I remembered liking when it was released like Morrison's New X-Men run, some Brubaker Cap and read the first issue of the New Vision series and the first issue of the new Captain Marvel. I need recommendations as to what to read next. I'm also re-reading the new Hawkeye series and the Fraction run on Iron Fist.

Everybody shits on the Rumble because of the finish, but the 2014 Rumble performance of Roman Reigns was pretty awesome. He came in and kicked a lot of ass. His last two Rumbles were terrible, mostly spent laying around and doing nothing of note and then winning it. But that 2014 performance was awesome.

Maybe, I just think that the North is becoming guilty of the stuff King's Landing is guilty of: being so wrapped up in the relatively small issues and ignoring the larger issues at hand, like the big fucking zombie army. Theres a war coming , and I think that it gets here this year.