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Cornette never learned form the old axiom, "you tell me you met an asshole in the morning, then you met an asshole in the morning. You tell me you met assholes all day, maybe you're the asshole."

A little late with this comment, but I really enjoyed the Jawas essentially being the Minions

Blade Runner is top 5 for me. Probably top 3. Strictly original cut. Deckard is human.

I haven't heard that but, like you, I only know about current WWE via podcasts (Observer/F4W site) and every time I hear "knock on my door" I think of the lyrics to the theme from Three's Company.

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WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE? Honestly, I didn't expect to get a little choked up seeing that old building in disrepair and getting torn down for good. PWG rekindled my love of wrestling. Forget 2019...WWE was beyond stale 9 years ago when I heard Alvarez review BOLA 2010. I thought it sounded fun, so I checked it out. I've watched every single show since then. I became familiar with so many guys who are big stars today because of their time in that building. If I hadn't gotten into PWG, I'm not even sure if I'd be watching any wrestling today. That crappy old building was host to so many fun memories to me. So RIP, Reseda American Legion hall. Thanks for everything. Also, kudos to Owens for keeping kayfabe and referring to his opponent in that ladder match as "Generico."

"I would beat off a guy"

lol i'll pretend u said 18

On the flip side, way back in the day when I got my MCSE, I gave up on memorizing "the Microsoft approach" to the questions -- because there's logic and then there's rote memorization of one specific way to do something, and that's lame -- and just got some legit braindumps from someone who posted here (Jeremy, maybe? Guy with a pentagram avatar). I memorized the exams and was in and out of the test center in 15 minutes every time. The Security+ elective exam was especially hilarious, because it was scenario based. I'd read the first sentence of the scenario and be like, "right, this one" and just jump to answering the questions. ?

My worry over PWG not booking a show for a while in light of AEW's rise was unfounded, as they've announced a show for December 20, "The Makings of a Varsity Athlete."

I believe on Reddit someone said that quantum computing was the answer. I hope they don't go sci-fi with this and, instead, go with Pryce's explanation: Whiterose is simply a crazy person. Whatever the case, I just hope we get a satisfying ending, nothing vague and no cop-outs.

Lil' Bitch Supercut from this past week's Mr. Robot

It's an American thing, too. Ross has always stressed "athleticism" above all else specifically when discussing black wrestlers. Shelton Benjamin was a big one during Ross' WWE run. You see the same thing in American football as well, where white QBs are lauded for their smarts and strategic acumen while black QBs only get credit for scrambling ability and physical skill. Some other notes: I, too, am coming around on Dark Order a little. Giving Uno the mic is a huge part of it. I'd still love to know some background on how they went from the happy go lucky goofballs to these evil perverts, but I'm in the minority here. People seeing them for the first time in AEW don't know about that. It was really conspicuous that they were trying to give more guys some mic time, which is great Scorpio having the most lethal small package in AEW is wonderful

I forgot about his indie name. Holy fuck, between "Tyler Black" and "Sterling James Keenan," there's a strong correlation between "picking your name from an amalgamation of things you like" and "being a douchebag."

As @Log mentioned, it looked better on television. So in the 80s, the WWF made the ring and the cage both much worse for the workers in the name of TV friendliness.

Who could have guessed that the guy with 1000 stupid looking tattoos and a Hitler Youth haircut would be the least punk motherfucker in the room?

Is this the right thread to say that I really loved The Mandalorian? Because god damn.

There were 2-3 houses in my neighborhood that had Christmas decorations up BEFORE HALLOWEEN. Fuck right off with that shit, people.

First I heard of the fight was on this board (been busy for a few days), so I googled some news stories. Apparently Havoc took a swing, Excalibur choked him out. Havoc came to, went after him again, landed a punch. Excalibur apparently met him outside later to work it out and Havoc threw his cell phone at him (he missed and it hit a wall). So Havoc fights like a sad little middle aged edgelord, too. I say let him go. Excalibur is the company's best commentator. Havoc is less necessary than Shawn Spears and that says a lot.

LOOOL aw man. Strictly Gen X, thank you!

Gotta agree with @MORELOCK on this. I don't think the Venn diagram between people who hate Meltzer and right-wingers is a circle or anything. Looking at places like /r/squaredcircle or, god help me, comment sections on grapz newz sites, it seems like hating Meltzer is more of a "young person" thing than it is a MAGA thing. Young people mistake cynicism for wisdom and, on top of that, want their own thing, not the previous generations' thing. Put those together and you get a lot of shit-talking on conventional wisdom and things we olds normally just accept. I mean I came up with Meltzer as the gold standard of fake fighting journalism and I accept that. I mean, fuck, what's left when he goes? Bryan? Shit. So anyway, young people want their own rasslin' reporter, not mine, so shitting on Dave is what they do to prove their bonafides. God I hope that all made sense.

Random shit: Gotta disagree with @Nice Guy Eddie on how good that distraction was. It felt really contrived and took way too long. If this company wants to be less sports-entertainmenty and not take credibility from their refs, then loong distraction sports aren't how to do it The Inner Circle parody promo was amazing. I enjoyed everyone's title under their name, "Ruffian," "Street Thug," "The Big Hurt." Also loved everyone giving impassioned testimonials for Jericho except Hager, who just stares. Cody calls Jericho a "Carny Succubus" and Vince "never met a $5 word he didn't like" McMahon is like GOD DAMMIT BUY MORE THESAURUSES FOR OUR WRITERS I, too, enjoy Shanna for both her amazing in-ring talent and for other reasons more in line with @goodhelmet Between PAC and Jericho, someone in the back needs hide the spray tan. Dudes looking like Trump out there. I think @johnny law mentioned this but, yes, Evil Uno's new gear is a massive improvement. The Creepers also got shirts, so maybe it was a group discount. Stu Grayson continues to be Great Value Kratos, though. JR seems to have chilled out a bit on crapping on the product, but there was one point where he couldn't help but criticize the ref for not getting the wrestlers back in the ring. Props to Aubrey Edwards for catching a rope to the back on the head (she was leaning between the ropes counting when Omega hit the ropes) and continuing like nothing happened. Shawn Spears continues to be a boring, black hole of a wrestler Fans chanting "cowboy shit" like that really needs to ensure that Page doesn't go heel anytime soon. Related: loved Excalibur apologizing to standards and practices in Canada during that chant. Cody's lisp is some next level shit. His tongue is fighting to get out of his mouth so bad that Ortiz's tongue is like "dude, chill the fuck out."

Oh lord I still remember the commercial. HEY MAAAAN IS THAT FREEDOM ROCK MAAAAAAN? YES IT IS MAAAAAAN WELL THEN TURN IT UP MAAAAAAN I have no idea how I did it as a kid, probably begged my dad, but I bought Freedom Rock on cassette.

I appreciate the reply but they haven't made BOLA the final show of the year since 2009, when BOLA was in November.

I remember hearing someone, maybe Ventura, slip and call Gorilla "Gino Monsoon." On the name tip, we all should have known Seth Rollins was a douchebag when he took his initial gimmick name from Fight Club and Harry Potter.