The Man Known as Dan

I don't really hate Cutler, I hate that our team is completely reliant on him.

I specified AFC. I would rank San Fran, Seattle, Green Bay, and Atlanta in that "elite" group in the NFC.

It appears to be some sort of PSA on the dangers of white guys who think they can dance. It might actually be the perfect signature for him, because it somehow matches all the obnoxiousness that is Gonzalez. Well played.

Touche sir. Legitimately though, god the AFC looks bad. The only teams I look at and say "wow, that is a team with little weakness, or a strength so good it covers their weakness" are Houston and Denver. Maybe Baltimore. Everyone else ranges from "Could be pretty good" to "Jesus fuck, can we contract this poor excuse of a franchise already?"

To be fair, I never said the Bills were an interesting team to talk about (They are like the Lions, except there one unique offensive weapon is a RB instead of a WR), just contested the thought of the Lions as a "Real Team". I'd call them Paper Lions, but come on, that's just miles too easy.

Good god Gonzalez, what in the flying fuck is happening in our sig.

To be fair, I have a better chance of winning the AFC East then the NFC Central, since the NFC Central does not exist.

It is kinda amazing how much the tights helps Kofi to me. He actually looks like a non goofball midcard babyface... He still is, but he looks like he could be more then that.... but not really. Basically, it's growth but it isn't.

But unless Calvin saves your ass, two of our wins will be against Detroit. I'm not gonna deny I have low expectations for the Bears. Our answers to fix our OL were not to my liking, Our WR depth is fucking terrible, and for as much as shitting on Cutler is a cool thing to do, our backup QB is God Damn Josh McCown. The only move this off-season I actually liked was signing Bennett. And yet I can say with complete confidence comparing the Bears to the LIons that there is no way I can say we should be the worst team in the division, because the Detroit Lions offense is Calvin Johnson and chewing gum.

Less fucked then if said team didn't play in a division with the Detroit Lions.

If Calvin Johnson got hurt, what would the prediction of the Lions record be right now? Cause I can't make up my mind between 2-14 and 3-13.

Considering how bad the D was last year, and how the close the Bills were to be respectable, competence at both ends should prove enough to finish 2nd in the division. . . cause the AFC EAST stinks this year. I really don't think you are going to be better then Miami, but I also think the Chiefs win a wildcard, so I'm crazy.

Jesus christ, I dig the hell out of the Jones one. Moore sells like a mad man, but Jones looks like a flat killer.

I wore hoodies in high school, just because I was a walker in St. Louis in the Winter, and they were comfortable and easy to wear. Usually, it was the hoodie our school actually sold. Also, I am legitimately curious if the redhead from the Wendys chick will ever be able to have a serious acting career again after being teh Wendys chick, because the taint of horrible horrible commercials has ended many a career... I think. Maybe her being hot enough will make it not matter.

Someone on this page has the best signature ever: I think everyone can guess who.

... I thought the story was far better then the first game, but whatever.

Watching the Chiefs/Saints game on NFL Network, and I will say while I'm not in love with Reid as a coach, but Alex Smith might be the perfect QB to run his offense.

That superkick sell was the tremendous. Sorry about your damn face.

Dang, you were old! :PI don't know how I got out of it for so long. There's no public transportation in my area and I managed to finish school and work for a time without a license. My parents just chauffered me around, until they got tired of it once and for all. Not catering to me? Neglect, I tell you! I live in Philly, so I got around on the bus, even if the public transit system here sucks shit through a straw. Once the kiddo came into being, there was no way around it anymore, so to the driver's license course I went. I can't imagine in a place with no public transit without a car.Also, I was 27 when I got the license, and 28 now, for what it's worth.I feel no shame admitting at age 24, I have never even attempted to get my licenses.

Poor Danario. Knee Surgery 5 I think.

I still stand the Oilers best play is trading one of their top young forwards for s D-Man. Phoenix would have to strongly consider Eberle for Yandle, right?

Curious if you liked it, as while I enjoy it, I think the game is in "needs a couple more versions to work at the kinks" area.

That might be the most dangerous spot Whitmer has ever done, and that dude is fucking nuts.

Reeeaaally wish I wasn't broke right now.

04-05 RoH was almost perfect to me.