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Police Procedurals bend the flow of time in the most horrific way.

It sucks when a relatively obscure pastime or entertainment form gets popular. It's like you can almost hear Capitalism waking up like Smaug and sniffing the air and saying "what's this then?"

There are some teams where stuff like this happening over and over is funny. But the Chargers are just tragic.

I just cut the chord and am not good at it yet and am pretty old so I am watching some asshole on youtube who watches the game and yells what is happening at me. Like I would have in 1915 but different.

Shit dude, that's nothing. When I was 10 I made my dad buy me a copy of Fraggle Rock magazine bc I had a crush on the one hippie, trippy muppet. That he did that for me and did not enroll me in military school is a credit to that late great man.

This I believe was brought up to compare to Goldberg who could not follow the same signals.

Man I don't know from wutherinig whatever but if they made a live actio Heathcliff with him it would fuggin rock.

Astrid Plane get PAAAAAAAAAAAAIAIAIAIAIAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

Oh god, they're awake!

I think we know that's because they got tired of losing to the bear.

Shit. Be careful everyone. He's not trolling. There is a small but real percentage of the population who would die for Buckaroo Bonzai. And once one of them starts talking about it it's lights out, man.

This is a man who keeps his promises unlike that Buckaroo Bonzai fucker.

I mean it's an emmy. they give Emmies to like the car from KNight Rider and Capt. Stubing. I'm just assuming he'll get like five or six.

Shit I am all about that booth life. This is a disaster.

Followed immediately by the series premier of FORTUNE HUNTER!

Not Even (technically) Dave Anymore: My Life as Bautista - A one man comedic off-Broadway show consisting of monologues by actor/wrestler Dave Bautista. Won 16 Tony awards and the film adaptation won a Grammy and 2 Oscars making Dave Bautista the first wrestling EGOT (tv guide rating ***)

Or a reality show where they have to live and vacation around the world with Cm PUnk and AJ Lee.

The best thing that comes out of any of this is the Stephanie McMahon and HHH get away from the business and just turn into to regular happy rich assholes on social media who post occasionally funny mostly narcissistic bullshit but aren't actively fucking people over on the daily and I can kind of like them again.

Not that there is anything wrong with mattress selling. It's a noble and honorable calling. It's just, you know, not for me... It just occurred to me to just say this once and get it over with "If any emissaries of any prince's of any country's investment funds are looking around at wrestling message boards as part of an online viral strategy, i can guarantee you big engagements. If you can guarantee me, you know, big paygagements if you know whata I mean!" Just needed to say that. also i think I clicked on a button that made my post a bunch of number things. I am high.

Man if I sold mattresses I would not give one fuck and I would step in front of a tractor.

What he actually said:

I know it's rare nowadays. Like when Perry Mason would pop on in a made for t.v. movie in the 90s every so often and he hadn't been around for so long but you watched and ate popcorn and it felt good. It's just like that when threads align and Big Dave does something cool and someone posts Big Dave doing something cool and so it's time... FOR BATISTA FASHION WATCH

What could go wrong upsetting a fan base made up of Critical Role posters who have invested their entire life identity in the concept of a pretty purple disabled nonbinary tiefling. That sort doesn't take things personally nor are they online much.

Typing that I realized that is probably the last time I ever truly marked out at something in WWE and that was 10 years ago.

Now I want to see VInce take Tony out to the ring to retire and hand off the company to Tony. But astute fans will note that Vince is wearing a comically ovdrsized Salmon-colored suit as he raises Tony's arm.