Just Dave

The Atlanta Braves' magic number is 35.

Hey Bryce Harper- Don't fight a team with Evan Gattis, Justin Upton, Freddie Freeman, Dan Uggla, Jason Heyward, and Brian McCann on it. Take your base, and your medicine. Douche.

I'd watch that. "Dude, you know how many people walk on that fake putt-putt turf between Washings? Stay down..."

I'd unapologetically watch heel AJ run from face Kharma for longer than I'd care to quantify. Jus watch the shit out of it...

That's the perfect way to say that, Gregg. My wife, who isn't a "fan" per se, but who's been remarkable in her evaluation of guys on the surface level, HATES Corey graves. Graves reeks of a guy who hates bands after they get signed to big labels and is super pretentious about his super pretentiousness. Seems like the kind of guy who'd go to a party at the playboy mansion and complain about the background music.

I do think the love experience varies from park to park. Atlanta has lots of shade because its hot! Some other parks I've been to didn't need as much shade. I enjoyed the bleacher experience in Cleveland and Seattle. (Shout out to Safeco and that usher who got us better seats bc he heard we were out of towners.) I do see how a persons opinion on live baseball (and all outdoor sport) could vary based on location.

Sam Holbrook is an idea. Not a man. You can't kill an idea. The idea is order. Structure. Stability. Tradition. LOL. That's cute. Watch us go ahead and stamp out this "idea". The Atlanta Braves: Enemy to Structure. And two games up on STL...

It's gonna take a box knife between the ribs to stop these Bravos. WE. CANT. BE. STOPPED. See you real soon, piranesi. And without Sam Holbrook.

To me, this is like when a million hillbillies on facebook started posting pictures of white kids who'd been killed by black people during the Trayvon Martin thing. I hate this "They can do it, but we can't?" nonsense.

Best: Gotta be HHH/Undertaker in Atlanta for Wrestlemania. Just an unbelievable atmosphere and the reactions were fantastic. Crowd was much more 50/50 than I thought they would be. Worst match: I'm tempted to nominate Lawler/Cole from the same show, but that doesn't seem fair to Cole, as I feel like the match should involve two wrestlers, but I sat through a couple of absolutely godawful Nitros in Atlanta, and 15 yr old me having to sit through that 30 minute segment where Roddy Piper picked a bunch of unknown for "Team Piper" was paramount to a grounding. Seriously, I would've rather been in school.

My nephew plays with the DC Comics and Marvel legoes. I got to watch him today. The Justice League and the Avengers teamed up to whip the ass of every other lego figure in the house. Good day.

Blow Mama from a Train

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Malcolm X Men. Man of Steel Magnolias

Big Shaft A Walk to Remember the Titans Prom Night of the Living Dead Peter Pandemic

I would've enjoyed an "Attitude" era Sting mixing it up w Austin, Rock, Angle, Foley et al. Vince was pretty loyal to his own guys, but Jericho, Big Show, Jeff Jarrett, among others, came over and made a big difference, so it wasn't unprecedented. A Sting/Austin program would've been fun, followed by their inevitable team-up against HHH's DX. I would've enjoyed him interacting with a young Edge, a program with Kane would've been many dollars, and the big showdown with Undertaker would've been just fantastic.

Corey Graves has "indy sleazebag" written all over him. I can't see him doing much on the main roster...

I confess, I love the Scream movies. Not because I think they're quality films or because they inspire that much genuine emotion from me, but I'm such a sucker for 90's teen actors that were all mid-late 20's when these films were made, the semi-patronizing nature of the producers, who must've thought "if we overload this piece of shit with every known young actor we can find. they won't even figure out this thing sucks a fat alpaca dick,"and the soundtrack. I was 13 in 1996, and this movie was the first "R" I saw in the theatre. I'd just had my big growth spurt, and was 6'3, 220. I didn't get ID'd. I took a ninth grader named Windi Blizzard. I shit you not. Was a good day.

The Braves just had a 7 game, 50 run home stand. Hey, Bryce Harper, Yogi Berra called. He says it's over.

Adam Scott was in Step Brothers. He got punched by John C. Reilly. One of my favorite moments in cinema. "Hey, Derrick, you know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole..."

He really owes his fans an apology for his abysmal taste in music...

The Cards still haven't won since they opened a Waffle House at Turner Field. I'd love if a scattered smothered & chunked ruined their season...next year we can serve up "infield fries" in their honor...

Damn, the Cardinals haven't won since the Waffle House opened at Turner Field.

Petey, that's an interesting point, and I think at some point WWE is going to have to pick a group of 6-12 yr. olds and say "this is the group we want to keep watching long term" and grow and mature their product along with them. So that that same group is watching at 16 & 24.

Right next to Mark McGwire's needles, eh?