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OK, so Mafia 3 is completed. It wasn't as bad as I'd heard, although that might be getting it for free as opposed to paying Forty five quid or however much. Don't think I'll bother trophy chasing the ones I've not got yet though... it might be time to plug the PS3 back in and run through God of War 2 in time for God of War 3's PS+ debut. Or just wait for Rocket Pass to launch and chase Rocket League fancy stuff. So for the people who bought PS4's just for Fire Pro, you want any recommendations? Because there's this game called the Last of Us that's really good. Best game ever made, some people say. It's cheap now.

See last week on Impact, they had a Mexican Death Match between Pentagon Jr and Jerrito Saggscito*, and when they got to the bit of the death match where usually Abyss would bring out the bag of thumbtacks**, instead they bought out a bag full of pieces of Lego. Is that the first time Lego has been used as an international object in the Wrestling? And if so, why did nobody think of it before now? It's relatable, everyone knows it hurts to stand on a bit of Lego so logically getting slammed on some would hurt too. * Sami Callihan. He's like a little Jerry Saggs. Although he looks less like him now he's bald. ** Which he would do at least twice a month for over ten years, until it meant absolutely nothing.

Scott Steiner's mullet was incapable of being a heel. That's why he had to change his hair when he went to evil.

I can think of one heel who could never be a babyface to me:

I liked Season one of Snowfall, and I'll watch season two when it airs on BBC 2 like next year.

My latest adventure in Mafia 3 saw me attack a Southern Union* meeting, kill everyone there, and then I also tried to do some of the street races, but tight corners plus muscle cars plus rain plus heavy traffic is not a good mix. Anyone on PS4 still play Rocket League (or willing to start)? Because the new update added organised teams. We can set up an official DVDVR Rocket League squad, with team colours and actual leagues and that. * basically the KKK, but presumably they made up a different organisation so they wouldn't get sued.

Destiny 2? Fool me once, shame on you... God of War 3 should be worth it though. 'It' being renewing PS+ another year.

Apparently they're on this whole 'nudity that's essential to the plot' deal, and because it's all about transhumanism and if having cybernetic implants makes you an un-person, that means they have to have sexy robot boobies in the demo. But showing them during character creation would just be gratuitous.

It's all a conspiracy to make freemode unplayable by November. Like how GTA4 online suddenly became a hackers paradise right before 5 came out. People were driving around the Airport on toilets and flying dinosaur skeletons, man.

I think this sort of explains it. Wrestling is addictive, and it's a "How can I one-up the next guy" business. If he did that, I can go one better and do this...

So, Who is America finished, and there was no Sarah Palin scene. Did they cut it, or did she just meet a real life disabled war veteran and then libel him as being Sasha Baron Cohen in a disguise because she didn't like him. Overall, it was pretty hit and miss, and more miss than hit if I'm being honest. And let down by the fact that Sasha Baron Cohen still, in his mid-40s, still refuses to mature out of his infantile scatology phase. Bloody 'Tee Hee, Poo poo Wee wee Cock in bumholes tee hee I'm so outrageous'. There's a reason why Ali G was funny on the 11 0'clock show and shite on the Ali G show. It's because the character only works for 5 minutes at a time. It's no wonder he got booted off the Freddie Mercury deal, he'd have just wanted to have dwarves with trays of cocaine balanced on their head in every scene.

How is he that skinny and still weighs 205? Is he like 6'5" or something? Because I'm like 6'0" and weigh 196, and I'm intimidatingly muscular (I'm told).

Did nobody post the Just Cause 4 trailer yet? Because if I wasn't on mobile right now, I'd be doing it. EDIT: Here it is:

Rocket is James Gunn's brother, though.

The best part is, if you play Fartnoise Battle Royal and don't spend any money, you have no way of making sure the game doesn't make you play as a female, an ethnic minority, or both.

If you'd bought it, you'd have been disappointed in the (lack of) nudity, because it's Playboy covers that are collectible, not centrefolds. The game sabotaged me yesterday. I was trying to steal the bagman's car to get to the underboss' hotel suite all sneaky, but someone called the cops. So I go to get in the car, but because 'Enter/ Exit vehicle' and 'Pick up Weapon' are both on square, instead of stealing his car, I take the generic pistol of his corpse, dropping the good sawn-off shotgun I'd been using. And then I keystone kopsing it about, trying to get my gun back, hide from the cops, picking up the wrong gun so now I've dropped my Sniper Rifle as well, and by the time I get into the car they've shot out three of the tires and now I'm in a ten mile and hour police chase and getting shot to hell. I had to make the cops follow me to the gay bathhouse so they'd all be murdered just to get away. On the plus side, I got the trophy for being in a police chase for two minutes and surviving.

What happened to France? Technically my spare room is empty. But it's in England, which might not be ideal.

That's what they do, man. They take smiles off faces. Not only does Impact not have a heel authority figure right now, they have no on screen authority figure at all. The board of directors only made TV for like five seconds, and the camera was behind them.

Well, 007 absolutely is a code name, the same way that M and Q are job titles. James Bond could just be his name. See how everyone always says he was white in the books? There's a bit in Moonraker where he goes swimming with Gala Brand (told from her perspective) where she looks at him and think of him as having a 'Brown Body'. Which is presumably a reference to him having a suntan (unusually for a white Briton in 1955), but still, it's a thing.

Wasn't that long ago people would share fire pro edits by posting a full template on a website. Well, it was twenty years, but that's not long.

I don't remember who it was, but I saw someone in a shoot interview saying Prince Devitt went to WWE because he'd already done his art-work, and now it's time to do his money-work. Sasha's trying to make art in a place that is not conducive to artistry.

Did you hear about Arsene Wenger? He's now a Knight in Liberia.

Kathryn Bigelow directed Blue Steel, Near Dark and Zero Dark Thirty. She'd be ideal for a Daniel Craig Bond movie.

I swear it said Assistant Manager when I typed that.