Super Weak Machine

And while it's improved lately, tag teams that have matching outfits, as opposed to two random guys teaming together. And the idea that a dedicated tag team can be equal to or better than a couple of random main eventers they just threw together for one night.

Every night being the greatest night in the history of our sport.

Needs a bit more splotch.

John Cena throws a guy off his shoulders and gets a 3. Somebody else picks a guy up on the top rope and hurls him across the ring? 2.

Yeah, I've been waiting anxiously for that "Battle for the Planet of the Apes" game.

If all you have is an uppercut, everything looks like an Uso.

It's a shitty world where shitty people do shitty things, and then it gets worse.

It takes the spool bus!

I'm a PC'er, not many of us around, but I went ahead and signed up anyway. I'm Inca_Roads.

It truly is the best of times, and the blurst of times. You stupid monkey!

Clone Dasher Hatfield, somebody in Chikara... Somebody needs to pick up the old Tigers Mask chop with the pitching wind-up.

The Lamentation Hangar.

I thought it was another Headhunter at first.

Sheamus and Mark Henry: Bill Collectors. I might watch that.

I'd say Police Squad!, but without Leslie Nielsen, I don't know that it'd be worth it.

I'm pretty sure you have to wear a Gold's Gym tank underneath it.

Richard Blood and Roderick Toombs could be a hell of a horror-themed tag team... Few things are more horrific than Dick Blood.

There is a distinct lack of fruit booties these days.

I got mail from Nifty for a few months after that. Never knew what it was, didn't have an Akira to translate it for me like it was a Mr. Sparkle box.

A falls count somewhere match—just don't tell anyone where.

Gotta be. I thought he re-signed earlier this year.

Not the Dudleys, just Bully Ray.

There was a time when I used to look forward to Jerry Flynn matches.

Sure did.