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I think by the end we find out that McConaughey banged Woody's wife, which led to their divorce. Got that vibe in the first episode during dinner, and should have made that prediction here before we saw Woody's character messing around on his wife. Liked the first episode better, but the show definitely has my attention.

United are six points off a Champions League spot with 16 rounds to go, they have made the final 16 of the Champions League, and everyone is screaming for the manager's head because he's not going to win a title with a squad that clearly isn't as talented as some of the teams above him. They have missed their best two players for portions of the season, and are now missing them at the same time. Some chill pills need to be taken by the United followers. Besides, we all know Spurs will somehow finish fourth, and then those 7th place bullies United will win the Champions League to knock Spurs out of the competition for 2014/15 anyway.

2/3 of FSW's likes are for calling Phamtom Lord names, or making fun of the St. Louis Blues. Inflated like numbers, IMO.

Cyrus from ECW just got out of the elevator at work and looked like he almost froze walking over here. There you go, crappy weather report combined with memories of promos about ROLLERJAM!!!!!! on TNN.

This times a million. What a fantastic idea.

I think Crabtree's problem was with Sherman running him down to rub it in his face. The interception took place in the corner of the end zone, Crabtree's going back to his bench, and Sherman, instead of celebrating with his teammates, is chasing Crabtree down to rub his nose in it (they were close to the centre of the field when Crabtree shoved him in the face).

They should re-start the game and make all of those shitbums play until someone scores out of spite. We could have 10 guys off this board and scored more than three penalties.

What a terrible shootout. Nobody wants to sacrifice themselves to City in the final, I guess.

Jets are winning in Anaheim. This new world scares me, but I like it. Where's the Blues fans after they gave up a converted touchdown to the fucking Devils tonight?

"Who are we? The Wildcats! And who are we gonna beat? The Wildcats!!!!" They really need to call them Rough Riders just so that one skit on Just For Laughs that Comedy Network airs every other week about naming teams RoughRiders is current again.

If you shitbums had not ruined last year's March Madness I could have named jae's second born? You sons of bitches!!!!!!!

I think everyone saying he topped Bart Scott's post-game interview needs to go back and watch Bart again. "Their defense couldn't stop a nosebleed" and calling out Tom Jackson and Keyshawn Johnson for picking the Pats to win on NFL Countdown >>> bragging about oneself and making fun of Crabs. Sal Palantonio playing the straight man for Bart Scott at the end of the interview is just icing on the cupcake.

There was maybe six really good teams in the NFL this season: Denver, Seattle, San Francisco, Carolina, along with New England and New Orleans to possibly get that number up to six. Pretty much every other team was interchangeably shitty on any given Sunday. To hold up the NFC as some bastion of glorious football while denouncing the AFC as a pile of shit is just wrong. There's a whole lot of shit in both conferences.

Four goals in 22 minutes for Marty. That's a third of Rick Nash's season goal total.

I want to know how the hell Setoguchi got to 8 goals this season. He's the drizzling shits.

Kuetsar needs a week's banishment every time he types "JEST" because he thinks it's funny. Who doesn't like to rub one out in a parking lot with a couple containers of Vaseline? Prudes.

Charlie Strong rules.

I do not have enough likes for this thread. "Wildfire in the AM" sounds fantastic, and it has me all FARRRED UP!!!! right now.

Now I want to see a picture of Ben and the Rock making "The U" symbol.

Devin Setoguchi scored a goal and the sky did not fall. I guess this means it was the coaches fault all along.

The booth is supposed to review every call in the last two minutes of each half, regardless of it being a scoring play or not. I can't believe they didn't call for the review immediately after that play finished, since it was so close. I can see why Harbaugh was losing his mind on that one.

It's a bad sign when the thing I remember most about the show is the Grumpy's Bail Bonds sign in the background.

And if Brady ties him at 4 rings, while having a 6-4 edge in conference titles, and the all-time record for post-season wins by a QB? Still loses, due to being an evil Patriot. Spygate. Losing two Super Bowls to Eli. Some reason.

I was hoping they would wait for the end of the season then sign up Dale Hawerchuk to coach from Barrie. If you are going to suck, at least suck with my favourite hockey player in charge.

The "go home" being referenced was during a match, they botched a spot and were given the "go home" signal and ignored it. HHH didn't actually tell them to leave the building after their match.