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The best part is that was supposed to be the more tame line...

Bayley throwing her tassle-covered, lime green outfits and wacky tube men into a burning trashcan, then declaring that not only has she kissed a boy, but that she actually loves to fuck, sure would be something.

If this newz~! story is correct, she is not a competent and functional adult but rather a childlike simpleton who is way too into hugs, in a creepy way that skeeves people out, and has never kissed a boy.

Some "women's revolution" this is turning out to be. When was the last time a men's angle was built around the guy being a nerd who had never kissed a girl? @Tromatagon was rather prescient when he called her "Female Eugene."

LOOOOL this fucking company I know she's a kid-centric character, but she's not literally supposed to be 11 years old. Vince is a fucking lunatic.

On an unrelated note, I hate that sequence. I find it contrived and silly and I like the Young Bucks.

Chuck's ego did him in as much as anything else did. Even after it became plain as day his illness was of the mental variety, he had to be the master of all, showing everyone that he could conquer his illness in record time. Him showing off was also a con on Hamlin and Jimmy, in part, but it was more just a sad, ego-driven man desperate to be greater than everyone and everything. This is such a great show. Characters like Chuck and Hamlin would be one note, mustache-twirling baddies if this was a broadcast network show. Here, you still feel bad for Chuck after everything and I also felt gutted at Hamlin's genuine hurt during and after the boardroom scene. Damn.

It's actually Michael Tarver. Vince just thinks it's Shelton.

That's a good point. It's what Chris Hero did and his post-NXT indy run was awesome.

@Craig H I have a friend who is dating a nurse and my brother is married to a nurse. As @Cristobal said, this is nothing to worry about and no different from any other job.

Money, the lure of finally making it to the big league, not caring about booking OR deluding themselves into believing they will be the one person out of 100 that'll be used properly. All of those or some combination. The same reasons top male indy talent goes to WWE.

There's a hell of a storm going on outside and the air conditioning just shut off in our office, making it really quiet. Every time this happens, I want to yell "YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT COHAGEN, GIVE DE PEOPLE DE AYUH"

I'm not surprised. I'm reading people complain about the tone deaf booking of the match (and yes, it was, but that's beside the point) and all I keep thinking is, "that's how all their booking is. Why did any of you expect better?" It's not a matter of "will they fuck this up?" It's a matter of in which awful, comical way they'll fuck up this time.

Men and women are finally equal in WWE...both are booked equally shitty. It's a revolution, folks. We're witnessing history.

Scott Steiner and Brock Lesnar approve! Pain-wise, the worst tattoo pain I've ever had was on my inner arm below the armpit. Never again. I'm getting some work done in August/September and I'm beyond excited about it.

I had a six of Brooklyn Brewing's "Brooklyn Defender" IPA and a glass of Port City's Monumental IPA on draught this weekend. Both were delicious and I'd recommend them. This isn't Beer Advocate so I'm not going to go on a douchy missive about mouthfeel or lacing or whatever. Go try them if you like IPAs.

I don't think anybody's saying it's just one thing or just another thing. My original response was to someone saying something about Benoit's brain being rewired by CTE to kill his family. I really believe it's a combination of CTE, tons of steroid use, and whatever mental baggage Benoit brought to the table that was obviously made worse by this insane industry. But I don't think CTE made him refer to a guy crying over a recent death as "a little bitch" and I don't think CTE made him the locker room bully that some eventually admitted he was.

I don't know, man. By all accounts, he was a pretty fucked up dude the whole time. The brain damage exasperated that but it's not like he was Pollyanna to start with.

Nah, that's Chuck. Also, Sole Food on the apron makes no sense. It's deadly and the HARDEST PART OF THE RING~! so you do a move where YOU take the bump? Also, I've only suffered through a handful of his matches but I can safely assume Adam Page has never hit that "apron shooting star to a standing opponent" properly.

The Universal rep's comment is art and whoever this press flak is, he's earning every dime. He absolutely confirms Cruise's over-involvement in the production in the nicest way possible and almost making it sound like a good thing. It's like the time my CIO asked me to write a review of my manager, so I described how great his technical skills were while saying as little as possible about his managerial acumen (because there was none).

He should work PWG, meta as fuck

I weighed myself after running 4 miles this morning and my weight was up a pound or two from last week. I took off my running shoes (really light Sauconys) and my weight dropped by 5 pounds. I just looked up the shoes and they weight 9.7oz. So WTF? I just accepted my non-shoe-but-wearing-sweaty-running-gear weight as official.

Since there was some beer talk in the Billy Corgan NWA Shitshow thread, I figured I'd put something here. A quick look at good beers I've tried recently: Sweetwater 420 Ale and Sweetwater IPA: inexpensive (8 bucks and change here in the DC suburbs, which is a steal), crisp and tasty Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin: I like every beer I've tried by Lagunitas with the exception of their Daytimer session IPA, which tastes like IPA-flavored water. LSS keeps the streak alive. Strong and delicious. Union Craft Brewing's Steady Eddie: a Wheat IPA made right in my hometown to commemorate the greatest ballplayer of my childhood, Eddie Murray. Really tasty and I usually never go for anything with "wheat" in the title. One bad beer I tried recently: Red Shedman's Pump House IPA. Laughably billed as a "true West Coast IPA" on their website. This beer is hot garbage. It's brewed in Mt. Airy, MD, the only place a beer this bad could have conceivably come from. Maybe's it's just my distaste for the place from living there for a while. Bunch of hicks. Anyway, this is as far from a "true IPA" as you can get. Weak tasting bilgewater, awful aroma, and it came in a can with a plastic wrapper instead of direct-printed, which just screams "quality," I'm sure. And it had printing errors on it. Yeesh. I have never bought another thing from this joke of a brewery.

I just want to know this: if Michelle Rodriguez is the star of the film, can she still die halfway through?