Dolfan in NYC

Percy Harvin is out for this weekend.

This is why we can't have nice things. I think my soul died somewhere around #12

Yeah seriously, what gives

Oh and this is FINALLY getting released, next week via TUGG (then On Demand on 2/11):

Without his beard, Harper looks like he belongs in a Kevin Smith movie.

Finally

I picture Phil doing this around his house after getting his sniper rifle

The Jets extend Rex Ryan through 2015, with options after that. And Kellen Winslow Jr was arrested in November for possession of synthetic marijuana, which I know is *shocking*. But the reason why he was caught was because he apparently was spotted in a Target parking lot, masturbating in his car. loljets

The Academy is very notorious for not nominating documentaries that are "mainstream".

Strong has a set of expectations for the Texas Longhorns and their players:

If that Doink showed up at the Rumble, I would die a happy man.

Kiper's first mock came out yesterday. To say he's batshit insane is an insult to bats. 1. Houston Texans: Johnny Manziel, QB, Texas A&M 2. St. Louis Rams (from WAS): Jake Matthews, T, Texas A&M 3. Jacksonville Jaguars: JadeveonClowney, DE, South Carolina 4. Cleveland Browns: Blake Bortles, QB, UCF 5. Oakland Raiders: Sammy Watkins, WR, Clemson 6. Atlanta Falcons: Anthony Barr, OLB, UCLA 7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Khalil Mack,OLB, Buffalo 8. Minnesota Vikings: Teddy Bridgewater, QB, Louisville 9. Buffalo Bills: Greg Robinson, T, Auburn 10. Detroit Lions: Justin Gilbert, CB, Oklahoma State Yeah, the Texans, Jaguars, AND Browns, all passing on Bridgewater.

[EDIT] Well, certainly don't need to post the nominees twice Best Picture is American Hustle or 12 Years A Slave (with Dallas being the dark horse) And this guy is about to be called "Academy Award Winner" Alright, alright, alriiiiight.

Bill Lazor is the new Offensive Coordinator of the Miami Dolphins

Follow the buzzards.

What fun is that?

That was really fun. I just found a spot along the roof of the hanger during a lull in the action, which is good because it's a long climb up. It was a long fight and fortunately I was high enough that the helicopter was basically at eye level. The pilot pulled the copter near me, I took half a second to realize what was happening and mid-turn to the gunman on the side, I unloaded the auto-shotgun in his face. And then picking off the seemingly endlessly spawning security was also fun. Sticky bombs became very handy. That's definitely the most fun mission I've had so far online.

Minnesota hires Mike Zimmer to be their next HC

NYC area DVDVRer's: I went to the Breslin (29th & Broadway) for my birthday and had the pig roast. You should do the same.

This belongs in two threads... but I'll beg your forgiveness... if you give me... Three Minutes.

Sochi is in a month. American Bobsledder and Defending Gold Medalist Steve Holcomb just updated his Facebook with this picture: This is going to be fun for all the wrong reasons.

Gonzalez, remember that last post when you vote in November. Crist '14. Because FSU needs to keep its coaches, and America needs it's first openly gay governor

Big E LangstonVerified account‏@BigELangston I can't wait for Ultimate Warrior's HOF induction speech. I'll be there with a dictionary, a thesaurus, and an almanac.