Dolfan in NYC

I'm honestly interested to see how badly Ohio State gets fucked over if they win out. They'd then be 12-1 with theoretical wins over Michigan State, Minnesota, and probably Nebraska. #16 was a slap in the face to them.

The promo was perfect backstage. The gentleman in your sig will explain why it shouldn't have been on live TV.

Antares rocket with supplies for the ISS has exploded seconds after launch

Why is this the first thing I thought of... Then why did I think Cap is going to fight COBRA...

Speaking of guys who you only want to play their old stuff... if you're not a Prince fan, you may want to get your DVR ready. He's apparently getting an 8 minute uninterrupted jam session instead of two songs. It being Prince, notorious weirdo, you will probably not hear: Little Red Corvette 1999 Diamonds and Pearls Kiss Get Off Sexy MF'er Nothing Compares 2 U Purple Rain Let's Go Crazy Cream or Batdance.

Champ Bailey has officially retired. See you in Canton in 2019.

So it seems putting Romo back into the game wasn't Garrett's idea.

Oh it would be the greatest thing ever if Romo comes back in and gets picked off to finish the game.

Felt compelled to start this early since the Jets have already made news for next week: Michael Vick will start on Sunday at the Chiefs (barring a GM or Owner veto). Which of course means there will be a GM or owner veto.

Wow, they got a legitimate back... Oh... yeah.

That Jake Long story is quite familiar to Dolphins fans also. Sucks for the big guy.

Because it popped up on my Facebook:

It'll be hysterical when: a. Auburn is on the outside looking in because the committee doesn't want to appear to have an SEC bias, or b. 3 SEC teams are in the playoff seedings. Either way, we all lose. RANKINGZ~ 1. Tick tock, tick tock... 2. Mortally Locked In, No Seriously, Look At Their Schedule 3. Fuck... 4. Getting Screwed On Tuesday 5. Dear Committee Member, Your Nike Care Package Is In The Mail

The regular season starts on Tuesday with Orlando/NOLA, Dallas/San Antonio, and Houston/Bye Game And of course, some guy has been FOR6IVEN. We'll see how that goes. You god damn right.

So SEC officials are now being accused of having an undisclosed official upstairs telling them to call penalties or pick up flags. http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/alabama-tennessee-sec-officiating-replay-review-102514

...and that's when the thread got locked, your honor.

REMINDER -- The London game this week is being played at 1pm LONDON time. Thus the thread will be locked whenever I wake up Sunday morning instead.

Thanks Obama

The correct answer is "Kurt Angle's spine"

Not impressed. She's from Gainsville. That is how you heel folks.

"Marlins Man" was asked to move or cover up during the game last night.

From what I understand, some smaller market teams voted against it in order to get more time to study it, so it looks like reform of some kind may happen in the future. Maybe not under this plan, but something.

Good lord. These are like Accreditation level issues. Heads are going to be rolling in Chapel Hill.