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Surely not "respectively?"

I wonder if he gets his mom to call in sick for him, when there's a fat chick he don't wanna fuck? ..... (I'm disappointed in myself, for that sentence.)

Y'know, I wish I could hear Scott Steiner's take on Buff's situation.

WHY ARE WE NOT CALLING HIM "BUTTISTA?"

Instead of getting paid to wrestle "on a pole" matches, is he getting paid to wrestle matches with a Pole*. *I capitalized "Pole" so you know I am talking about Bagwell tussling with a person of Eastern European descent, not with someone's penis. Well, that was certainly capable.

At 24-24, who knew *this* would be 2014's Show/Henry?

Truly doing the Lord's work.

Can He do a missle dropkick? Edited to add: This makes me want to pull out the N64 and run thru a few matches with my Jesus CAW on Wrestlemania 2000.

This seems more a recommendation simply for voting Del Rio and Cesaro, in that regard.

So my old EWR games where I made the Messiah WWE champion could still end up being accurate?Jesus came back, and the best he could do with his time was professional fucking wrestling? Or is there something I'm misunderstanding? well, he didn't have many references or a solid job history. Not much you can do with a background in carpentry without looking hard, I hear I hear his dad's kind of a big deal, I'm sure he can hook him up with a gig. His dad did wrestle with HBK in that one match. Don't see why Jesus wouldn't be Kliq material as well.

Here's my understanding of all this: Fans who were not promised that their hometown kid would show up, and he certainly wasn't advertised to, are angry because the hometown kid did not show up (which is okay, as he wasn't advertised to)? The sheep bleat that, supposedly, according to non-kayfabe news sources, the hometown kid was seen in Chicago on the same night as Raw in Chicago. Since he's the "hometown kid," it stands to reason he'd be in his hometown. Same fans, operating under possible shoot "news," overlook other "shoot" world facts that said hometown kid walked off his job. If I left off my job right now, I'd lose said job. Said fans, because the hometown kid quit his job, get pissed, so they pay money to go to the hometown kid's workplace and figuratively shit on everything the company tries to do, on account that the hometown kid - of his own volition - quit and was not advertised to show up and therefore didn't? I say this w/o irony or hyperbole intended: If WWE *does* hate the fans, I think it makes sense to me why that could be true.

So my old EWR games where I made the Messiah WWE champion could still end up being accurate? Jesus came back, and the best he could do with his time was professional fucking wrestling? Or is there something I'm misunderstanding?

0900 or 2100?

I already submitted to votes against my own bracket, thanks to match examples posted + common sense. I feel like Bill Dauterive in the mower race. I would also like someone to keep track of the best (read: worst) quotes to come out of this thing, so we can all shame and be shamed at the end. (I'd do it, but phone.)

This matchlist is absolutely horrible, especially given the theme. Just wretched.

I was just wondering this very thing.

I'm going to probably vote cat ... no, baby. Hmmm ... guess it depends; who would they be facing in the next round? #marchmadnesscrackpipe

I'm going with "an Uso," simply for growth in development shown this period.

I dreamed last night that Dusty Rhodes was assigned to me as a sort of "celebrity matchmaker" and he was trying to get me laid, except, in lieu of doing online profiles, setting up dates, arranging meetings with girls and giving me advice, he was just driving me around a busy neighborhood street in Anytown, USA, saying, "Whut about her? ... Shthe'th a nithe lookin' wo-man. ... Whoo-Wee! That'th a fine piethe of athth!" If I tried to find myself a lady-friend on my own, he'd get pissed that I was trying to get myself over. Then, the dream ended when we somehow ended up at my old high school cafeteria for lunch.

But he is the Voice of the Voiceless! And Ice Creams! El Hijo del Ice Cream sez. "This CM Punk, he no speak for me." Ice Cream Jr. just glares.

Totally agree. I was just making the statement that Manfredini was putting in the Gordon Ramsey/ Emeril Lagasse work for his job at Burger King.

I found the Jason X score for $5. Far better score than the film deserved.

That reminded me of the scene on the pilot of the "Flash" TV show, you know the one. Iris: "Well, that was over quick." Barry: "... yeah." (sigh) ... and they were watching a boxing match! Of course, this was post-origin event of Flash's powers, and I knew at the time that, if "that" had really been "over quick," Iris would have been less dejected, more suffering from friction-baked labia.

I'm anxiously awaiting the Barnes and Noble 50% off sale in, what, May, June? Gotta get Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion, probably Rififi. Maybe even Sanjuro.

Aw, he's fast AND happy.